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->''"Nam et maior ac miserabilitor egestas nulla est quam egere sapientia et, qui sapientia non eget, nulla re omnino egere potest."''
-->--'''Saint Augustine''', ''On a Happy Life''

A guy from Portugal. Loves music and movies like a drug.

As of 5th August 2014, I became the Herald for the [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/conversations.php?topic=000000000000000000000096 Live-Action Film forum]]. I'm ready to answer any questions.

Currently editing the history of UsefulNotes/{{Portugal}}. Don't worry, it' not gonna be too long (or maybe it's gonna be)!

In case you wanna check out some music that I like: http://www.last.fm/user/Bassword/library

[[folder:Tropes Whose YKTTW and Launching Were Made By Me (Chronological Order)]]
* DecadeThemedParty (with some help from Tropers/XFllo)
** [[Laconic/DecadeThemedParty Laconic]]
* ChocolateOfRomance (with some help from Tropers/{{Prfnoff}} and, indirectly, from Tropers/NateTheGreat)
** [[Laconic/ChocolateOfRomance Laconic]]
* FlowersOfRomance
** [[Laconic/FlowersOfRomance Laconic]]
* EuropeIndex
* DestroyTheProductPlacement
** [[Laconic/DestroyTheProductPlacement Laconic]]
* InterracialAndInterspeciesLoveIndex
* AgentsDating
** [[Laconic/AgentsDating Laconic]]
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[[folder:Tropes Whose YKTTW Was Not Made By Me, But The Launching Was]]
* RealityHasNoSubtitles
** Wrote the [[Laconic/RealityHasNoSubtitles Laconic]] for this.
* BattleChant (Tropers/OlafMerchant made the YKTTW. I helped halfway through it)
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[[folder:Wrote the Majority or All of the Text (in some cases, including Image) for]]

* Music/HappyMondays
* [[{{Music/ScrittiPolitti}} Scritti Politti]]
* Music/TheAssociates
* Music/LauraNyro
* Music/{{Neu}}
* Music/GiorgioMoroder
* Music/YoungMarbleGiants
* Music/TeresaTeng
* UsefulNotes/BorisYeltsin
* UsefulNotes/{{Mozambique}}
* UsefulNotes/GuineaBissau
* UsefulNotes/CapeVerde
* Creator/EikoMasuyama
* Main/EuropeanChampionship
** The [[Trivia/EuropeanChampionship trivia page]]
* ''Literature/CodexSeraphinianus''

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[[folder:Added an Image to]]

* TheTamingOfTheGrue
* ''Anime/LupinIIIThePursuitOfHarimaosTreasure''
* ''Anime/LupinIIIIslandOfAssassins''
* ''Anime/LupinIIICrisisInTokyo''
* ''Anime/LupinIIITheColumbusFiles''
* ''Anime/LupinIIIAlcatrazConnection''
* ''Anime/LupinIIIDragonOfDoom''
* ''Anime/LupinIIITheSecretOfTwilightGemini''
* ''Anime/LupinIIIEpisode0FirstContact''
* ''Anime/LupinIIIOperationReturnTheTreasure''
* ''Anime/LupinIIIVsDetectiveConan''
* ''Anime/LupinIIITheLastJob''
* ''Anime/LupinIIITravelsOfMarcoPoloAnotherPage''
* Literature/JamesBond
* Music/SaintEtienne
* Music/PattiSmith
* Music/LemonJelly
* Music/YellowMagicOrchestra
* Music/PhilOchs
* Creator/SergeiEisenstein
* Creator/RainerMariaRilke
* ''Film/BrokenBlossoms''
* ''Film/MadchenInUniform''
* ''Film/EscapeToVictory''
* ''Film/OrphansOfTheStorm''
* ''Film/PandorasBox''
* ''Film/ValerieAndHerWeekOfWonders''
* ''Film/{{Lovelace}}''
* UsefulNotes/HaroldWilson
* UsefulNotes/EdwardHeath
* UsefulNotes/JamesCallaghan
* Creator/AnthonyEden
* UsefulNotes/RamsayMacDonald
* UsefulNotes/StanleyBaldwin
* ''Film/MenOfHonor''
* Some characters of Characters/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld
* ''Videogame/{{Rune}}''
* ''Film/FirstKnight''
* ''Film/TheTailorOfPanama''

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[[folder:Tropes That Could Describe Me (Though I May Indulge in Wham Episodes)]]
* BerserkButton: Mostly regarding music and general ignorance and prejudice. Oh, [[{{UsefulNotes/Portugal}} and when people ask me if I speak or am Spanish]].
* CloudCuckoolander
* ContemplateOurNavels
* ExtremeDoormat: Used to be this. Thankfully, I got better and smarter.
* GentlemanAndAScholar: Aiming towards this.
* LoveHurts
* MaturityIsSeriousBusiness
* TheMcCoy: Despite not being a Star Trek fan, I have some of the traits associated with the character.
* MrImagination
** ImagineSpot
* NinjaEditor: Mostly because of typos or because I don't want to offend sensibilities in an unnecessary manner.
* OOCIsSeriousBusiness
* PrecisionFStrike
* SongsOfSolace: Sometimes, you really need them.

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[[folder: Favorite Anime]]
* ''Webcomic/AxisPowersHetalia''
* ''Anime/{{Baccano}}''
* ''Anime/DragonBall''
* ''Anime/DragonBallZ''
* ''Franchise/LupinIII''
* ''Anime/RevolutionaryGirlUtena''
* ''Manga/SaintYoungMen'' (the film)

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[[folder: Favorite Comic Books]]
* Anything regarding [[ScroogeMcDuckUniverse ducks]] and Disney by CarlBarks, DonRosa and Silvia Ziche, among others.
** ''ComicBook/TheLifeAndTimesOfScroogeMcDuck''
** ''ComicBook/PaperinikNewAdventures''
** ''ComicBook/DoubleDuck''
* ''ComicBook/{{Asterix}}''
* ''ComicBook/{{Blacksad}}''
* ''ComicBook/{{Blueberry}}''
* ''Le Sursis''
* ''ComicBook/LuckyLuke''

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[[folder: Favorite Literature]]
* ''Literature/TheGodfather''
* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
* JRRTolkien (''Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', ''Literature/TheHobbit'', and I'll read ''Literature/TheSilmarillion'' with more attention, now that I'm older).
* ''The Manual'' (TheKLF)
* ''Literature/ThePearl''
* ''Literature/ThePrince''
* ''The Society Of The Spectacle'' (Guy Debord)
* ''Le Spleen De Paris'' (Baudelaire)
* ''The Unbearable Lightness Of Being'' (Milan Kundera)

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[[folder: Favorite Live-Action TV (Though I stopped watching some of these series for lack of time, interest or different and interesting plots)]]
* ''Series/AbsolutePower''
* ''Series/AllInTheFamily''
* ''Series/AlloAllo''
* ''Series/AshesToAshes''
* ''Series/{{Blackadder}}''
* ''Series/BoardwalkEmpire''
* ''Series/TheBorgias''
* ''Series/{{Cheers}}''
* ''Series/ColdCase''
* ''Series/{{Coupling}}''
* ''Series/TheDailyShow''
* ''Series/{{Dexter}}''
* ''Series/DoctorWho''
* ''Series/{{Forbrydelsen}}''
* ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou''
* ''Series/ImAlanPartridge''
* ''Series/LieToMe''
* ''Series/MacGyver''
* ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus''
* ''Series/{{Moonlighting}}''
* ''Series/NeverMindTheBuzzcocks''
* ''Series/{{QI}}''
* ''Series/RomanzoCriminale''
* ''Series/{{Rome}}''

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[[folder: Favorite Comic Strips & Newspaper Comics]]
* ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''
* ''ComicStrip/LibertyMeadows''
* ''ComicStrip/{{Mafalda}}''

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[[folder: Favourite Stand-Up Comedy]]
* GeorgeCarlin. RIP
* LewisBlack
* PattonOswalt
* ChrisRock
* BillHicks. RIP
* EddieIzzard
* JimmyCarr

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[[folder: Favorite Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/BasicInstructions''
* ''Webcomic/MenageA3''
* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''
* ''Webcomic/ScandinaviaAndTheWorld''
* ''Webcomic/StupidFox''
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''
* ''Webcomic/{{Polandball}}''
* ''Webcomic/{{Alice}}''
* ''Webcomic/DelilahDirkAndTheTurkishLieutenant''
* ''Webcomic/{{Sinfest}}''
* ''Webcomic/{{XKCD}}''

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[[folder: Favorite Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Daria}}''
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'' (stopped watching because it got less funny from season to season)
* ''WebAnimation/HappyTreeFriends''
* ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'' (same case as the ''Family Guy'' one)

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[[folder:For Those Who Are About To Vandalize, I Salute You!]]
* Woah. first vandal? ~@/{{Rockonman}}
** Apparently : )
* Seriously, though, can I call you Lee from now on? {{@/Hobgoblin}}
** Yes, you can, Hobgoblin XD
* I'm tempted to start singing "Is and Ought the Western World"... but I'll refrain.—@/{{JHM}}
** Hey, I don't mind if you want to. Never thought that would be your choice for a Scritti song. Nice one!
* And so, this is the first time that @/SBaneN vandalizes your page. ... Without any randomness...
** I suppose other vandalizations will follow. Go ahead!
* If you ever plan on visiting Austria, I'll have to let you know that we're [[BlatantLies like a better version of Germany!]] >__> <__< Totally! - @/{{kay4today}}
** Thanks! I like both countries, so I'll compare later, hopefully xD
* Vandalism long time coming. ~@/{{Rockonman}}
** Indeed. May many vandalisms follow suit.
* Going ahead. Because vandalism is awesome and it deserves to get a crown. If it was a person. - @/SBaneN
** My response is on your profile. Another shall follow later.
* Hiya! Ever done composition? - [[@/NineTailedCat Nine-Tailed Cat]]
** Hi! I'm going to start recording an album, so I guess I'll be doing that : )
* Three times now has this page been vandalized by [[@/SBaneN Shane]]. It would appear that something would appear out of nothing that hasn't appeared yet... and that probably makes no sense.
** It doesn't. But my response makes sense. Which will follow in a while.
* Greetings. How are you? - @/SBaneN
* I'm a quick vandal. Five times now. And a x3 combo already. Chances are that this is going to be my last vandalism act for some time, but who knows what could happen before midnight...
* Ah proof of blood...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Um,Lack of Existance...-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
** More like luring you into a trap.
* You broke my combo on Xiphos Orochi 666. You'll pay for that. ... No wait, I'll pay for that. =gives you 50 000 gold pieces= There, I paid for it. - @/SBaneN
** Payment accepted. I couldn't let him get away, after all.
* And vandalized again. None is safe from vandalism here, I guess... - @/SBaneN
* ...? ...! It would appear that silver is not silver because pizza is not pizza. It doesn't really make sense, but that's what I am, [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} not-making-any-sense]]. - @/SBaneN
* Super form activate!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Ka-me-ha-me-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
** Oh Shit!
* Bam! -Tropers/MokonaZero
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=qV7j5P9hCNs This cyberscape shall not leave unscathed!]]-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Here is one who does random crap. -Tropers/{{Voyd211}}
* [[SignatureMove Frozenken]]! ... No effect?! Guess an ice beam isn't very useful. - @/SBaneN the Surfacian Inhuman
** It isn't useful, indeed.
* Oh well. [[SignatureMove Sparkoken]]! ... Still no effect?! Wow, ice and lightning aren't useful. Oh well. - @/SBaneN the Vandal of Many Signature Moves
* Watch as I destroy your page! -Tropers/MokonaZero
** (adopts evil voice) I laugh at your petty attempt!
* ...? Somebody tried to destroy your page...? ''Again''? When will they ever quit? - [[@/SBaneN Shane "Bane" Neumann]]
* AlphaOmega! Use Genesis Endgame!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi616
* Well, I have opted to vandalize here, though I don't really have much to mention. Forgive me for this. [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
** No problem. Go ahead anytime if you want.
* Do you like Pink Floyd, sir? c: -@/{{Danniiee}}
** According to my last.fm account (which is near the top of this page), yes, I do : )!
*** Das cool. I like you. We should chat some time. c: -@/{{Danniiee}}
* [[@/SBaneN Shane]] cast Emerald Beam Cannon! It's super effective! Shane faints! ... Wait, ''Shane faints?!'' ... That hurt.
** That's the beauty of being indestructible. Muhahahah!
* You. BrianRegan. Now. ~@/{{Rockonman}}
** Lol. No. Prefer. GeorgeCarlin.
* I'm in the house! Now what am I gonna break? Oh, I know! I'll break your FourthWall! ''That's a nice everything you've got there!'' ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Damn. I just had it installed last week. Oh well. Thank you, by the way! xD
* ... Say, what would you do if I summoned a [[YuGiOh Blue-Eyes White Dragon]] and order it to attack you? - @/SBaneN
** I would bring my [[HarryPotter Hungarian Dragon]] to this awesome battle.
* RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA RUMBA - @/{{Voyd211}}
** [[Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei Samayou, sugata wa sanagara rumba!]] - @/{{Voyd211}} again
** NAMBA SHICHOTTO?!
* The vandalism... LIVES AGAIN! [[BigYes YES, YES!]] *chandelier falls on top of head* ... I guess [[PiratesOfTheCaribbean Captain Jack Sparrow]] [[AdamSmithHatesYourGuts hates my guts]]. Long time no vandalism, anyway. - @/SBaneN
** Indeed. That chandelier was too old, anyway xD
* Is that DavidBowie as your avatar? - @/{{Boxen}}
** Yes, it is : )
*** Sir, respect. -- Boxen
* Greetings. [[@/SBane Shane]] again. I hope you are doing well, and that there will be many more vandalisms in the future! As such, the carpet does not match the drapes because they were eaten by a raccoon-squirrel-thing. Hope nobody minds. :P
** The drapes and the carpet were ugly. Thanks xD
* Found this gem:
--> "Jesus and Hitler had been living together for almost two years now. They did everything together: go shopping, shower, and have intense fuck sessions with teenage slave bois rented from the local Jewish temple."
** Oh, Bible-fiction writers, how much I love to hate you all :D ~@/DhanaRagnarok
*** I'm a Christian and I find that hilarious, despite that fic being so horrible XD
* Hi there Quag XD - @/JRPictures
* PACKAGE! [=*worships*=] - @/{{Khantalas}}
** Accepted! xD
* High time to be vandalized! - @/{{Premonition45}}
* The sun machine is coming down, and we're gonna have a party.. -- @/{{Boxen}}
** cue "Let It Be"-style chanting. Awesome!
* Let it be known that I, the great and magnificent Khantalas, have vandalized your page for lacking in sufficient awesome! - @/{{Khantalas}}
** [[LargeHam It does not lack in such a thing, though you made it even greater]]!
* [[@/SBaneN Shane]] vandalizes the page! It's supper effective! Not super effective, though. :P
** Looks like I must take a... [[JustForPun course]] of action!
* [[CallingYourAttacks RANDOM BOTTOM LURKING CANNON ATTACK]] ~~Tropers/{{terlwyth}}
** CONCRETE WALL OF CHINA STYLE DEFENSE!
* ... Vandalism. So much vandalism. Yet it isn't over 500... but then that'd probably be insane to read. Ah well. [[@/SBaneN Shane]] does not mind... How are you, sir?
* Thought I'd revisit and check up on how everything is going for ya. [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
** It's going fine, thank you very much!
* Vandalism. So much vandalism. Oh God I love vandalism. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** We all do.
* [[Videogame/{{Portal2}} Burning people! He says what we're all thinking!]] - @/{{Landorkus}}
* Don't apologize when YOU CAN VANDALIZE! ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** I like rhymes. In order to keep up with the times.
* Yo, what did you mean when you asked if there were titles for people in The Harem? xD -@/{{Nerd Bird}}
** I meant something like nicknames or certain titles that indicated sexual skills. xD Do I have a title?
* Well, this is an interesting development. -@/{{Crimsonstorm15}}
* Hello. Here's some vandalism. -Tropers/MurkyMuse
* ''HELP!'' My fuck is full of brain! ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** [[{{Understatement}} Yes, I can see how that could cause a lot of trouble]]. xD
* Apparently, I seem to be the source of vandal inactivity. Surprising how many people were vandalized during the two days that I was grounded because of seven kittens hiding behind a stove... - @/SBaneN
** Apparently, chain-vandalism is becoming rarer than ever. So does the Avatar That Does Not Exist, as well. Regardless, hopefully it'll change... - @/SBaneN
** Yeah, it's been a bit boring. You gotta let the vandal activity rest a bit, and, when they'll resume, we'll resume our vandalisms with great efficiency and speed!
** Indeed. Regardless, speed always wins, but [[AgeOfEmpiresIII Monster Trucks in the New World]] does not belong there. - @/SBaneN
* Where are we now, where are we now? -- @/{{Boxen}}
** The moment you know, you know, you know...
** As long as there's sun... -- Boxen
** As long as there's rain...
* Just like a rival gang member, thought I'd pay you back for your vandalism! --[[Tropers/{{Odd1}} The Obviously Very Un-Street 0dd1]]
* REVEL IN MY INHERENT SUPERIORITY - {{Tropers/Porschelemans}}
* Yo! I be here vandalizing your page. -{{Tropers/Wildcard}}
* Wait, you just recently became a deadpan snarker? ~ @/{{eternal noob}}
** Recently as in a year and a half ago. It depends mostly on my mood, I think.
* Here again. - {{Tropers/Wildcard}}
* [[MrSeahorse MPreg]] is the invention of a deranged, high-as-fuck succubus. Where are exorcists when you need them?! ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** The exorcists are having tea. If I see that succubus, I'll let you know so you can deal with that fucker. xD
* ... Did somebody say "succubus"? ... ''[[CatchPhrase My fury flows free~]]'' ... Looks like Dhana'll have to hurry before I find that fiend because I am ''so'' going to send it to [[LaMulana Hell Temple]]. That Heartless creature will '''''PAY'''''! [[TranquilFury ... Time to calmly vandalize a page with a random rant...]] whilst remembering to state that I'm [[@/SBaneN Shane]]. And this must be my longest vandalizing sentence ever. Oh well, that's probably why [[PiratesOfTheCaribbean the rum is always gone]]. Because of random vandalism. And squirrel grenades that can [[DualWielding quadruple-wield]] [[KingdomHearts Keyblades]]...
** LOL, nice weapons, by the way.
* Vandalizing cause Bowie. -- @/{{Boxen}}
** Valid reason.
* Glad to see another ''new'' face! [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
* Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy! You just got vandaled, but please don't flay me! -Explosivo25
** No problem. But please, don't insert annoying [[EarWorm ear worms]] in my head.
* [[BattlefieldEarth Help]] -- @/{{Boxen}}
* @/SBaneN cancels Post: interrupted by @/Quag15's Troper Page.
** lol wut?
* The power of Boi is divided by murdering someone with a concrete giraffe.-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
** Sounds like something out of a DavidLynch movie.
* Yarrr! Prepare ye to be boarded! --@/EarlOfSandvich
** [[Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife It's the Crimson Permanent Assurance!]]
* @/SBaneN appeared! @/SBaneN gets hit by a chocolate and explodes...
* A wild @/{{Landorkus}} appeared! The wild Landorkus used Vandalism!
* [[LaMulana The key to eternity, guarded inside the illusion. Only the courageous can leap into the illusion.]] - @/SBaneN
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