Hey, guys. I suck at these things, so imma just leave some obligatory preferences and move on.

'''If you want some contact information so we can chill outside of TVTropes on IM, steam, xbox live, etc., just send me a PM. If I like you, I'll answer back.'''

Favored Musical Tastes: HeavyMetal (Progressive Metal, Thrash Metal, Death Metal, and some groove metal when the rare mood strikes me), ProgressiveRock (because of the {{Opeth}} influence), classical music and orchestral music.

Favored Film Tastes: Uh, pretty much everything. I tend to agree with film critics on a lot of things, with the exception of {{Amadeus}}. That movie was just boring. I do like big-idea movies. I'm also a fan of foreign films, my favorites being L'AffaireFarewell (The Farewell Affair), JohnRabe, IpMan, Mongol, and RedCliff.

Favored TV Show Tastes: Once again, it greatly varies. I tend to not be as big a fan of TV science fiction, but its usually really campy and whatnot. Right now, my favorites are: ArrestedDevelopment, {{Futurama}}, BreakingBad, TheKilling, Rubicon (before AMC canceled it, those tards.), StargateSG1, {{Community}}, {{Monk}}, and... There was something else, but I forgot what it was. Oh! I know. {{Fringe}}. That was it.

Favorite Books: ASongOfIceAndFire, HouseOfLeaves, {{Cryptonomicon}}.



Tropes that apply to Moi:

* AudioErotica: Have you ever heard my voice? DEEEEEEEEEEP
* DeadpanSnarker: Oh, ''so'' much.
* GeniusBruiser
* LargeHam: When around friends, I adopt a LargeHam Evil Megalomaniacal personality. [[BlatantLies It's totally not my true personality, of course.]]
* SouthernFriedGenius: Lived in Virginia my whole life. Granted, it was Hampton Roads, which is as non-South you can get in the South, but still.
* SadClown: I'm usually considered funny, but have you read what I write?
* TheQuietOne
* TheStoic

Add some tropes, if you wish.


'''GO VANDALIZE, YOU VANDALIZING VANDAL MONGOLOIDS!'''

"[[IncrediblyLamePun arGROANian]]"? You are the devil. - Wagrid

Togethr, my friend, yes, '''TOGETHER WE SHALL RULE THE FORUMS, MAD JESTER!''' -{{@/OrangeSpider}}

Trick or treat! -@/MilosStefanovic

[[{{Tropers/squiddleTron}} trick or treat!]]

Trick or treat! -@/{{Haldo}}

-''Spray-paints "Pyroninja sets cock on fire!"''-

-leaves-

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