ThisTroper is a [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds a young nerd]].
* CharacterAlignment: ChaoticGood
** Lighter on the Chaotic and heavier on the good.
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: With brown hair and eyes.
* GoodIsNotNice: He may be Good on the axis, but is perfectly capable of being a HUGE jerk.
* {{Keet}}: This may invoke a ''Wha?'' reaction, but that's what you seem like to me. ~ [[{{@/Bellacide}} Bella]]
* ImHavingSoulPains: Stupidity or trolling gives him actual headaches and fevers.
* HollywoodHomely: Or at least, people tell him he is.
* OlderThanTheyLook: People don't believe he is 17 [[spoiler: Even though he's actually NINETEEN, DANGIT]].
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: If you are his friend he will {{Glomp}} you. No. Exceptions.
** Heck even if you're not, he might do it just because.
* AlternateCharacterInterpretation: Many. Friends and others tell him that he's a good person with some rather extreme variations on description of his actual personality, parents and family tell him that he's a JerkAss who should be content with ExtremeDoormat status.
* BeneathTheMask: He really doesn't feel that he deserves love, and doesn't think he'll ever find it.
** To bad he does and he did. @/{{tendollarlameo}}
* SmarterThanYouLook: Even though he doesn't hide it, people still doubt his intelligence.
* TooDumbToLive: One should not [[CurbStompBattle curb stomp]] a bully whose friends you have to walk by after school.
** Other examples include when given the choice of running away from several people trying to fight him and staying to make snarky banter he chose the latter.
*** Honestly, without being surprisingly good in a fight he'd probably be dead by now.
* SurvivalMantra: ''This is so fu**** up'' and ''I'm not even Irish'' during stressful situations or talking to people he like-likes. And "''How interesting''" for dealing with pain
* YaoiFanboy[=/=]YuriFanboy: Being a bisexual teen, this was nearly unavoidable.
* ManInAKilt: Getting one.
** [[RealMenWearPink Made his own.]]
* EvenTheGuysWantHim - he does, after all, have the power to make any man gay. - @/{{SunshineWerewolf}}
* {{OTP}}: @/PoisonArrow[=/=]@/{{tendollarlameo}}
* ThrowTheDogABone: You were the first to ever add anything to my page. I feel loved! - @/{{DrFurball}}
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