->''"Congratulations. You have just won your first battle with teenage Alzheimer's."''

Y HELLO THAR. What brings you to this part of the internet?

I'm a student from the Lone Star State who writes poetry and makes {{Fauxtivational Poster}}s on the side. I have a [[http://pinkbaron.livejournal.com/ Livejournal]], a [[http://pinkbaron.deviantart.com/ deviantArt page]], and a [[http://twitter.com/Pinkbaron twitter]]. I wrote the initial description on the ''{{Cabaret}}'' page and created the ''BarefootInThePark'' page.

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This troper provides examples of:

* AmericanAccents: A strong Texan one.
* AllLoveIsUnrequited: Sadly... :(
* BewareTheNiceOnes
* BiTheWay
* BrainyBrunette: Borderline example. I'm more of an ''extremely'' dirty blonde.
* BrilliantButLazy
* CainAndAbel: Between me and my older brother
* CatchPhrase: "YAY! (Insert usually bad thing here)!" Ex: "YAY! [[PeerPressureMakesYouEvil PEER PRESSURE!]]"
* ClusterFBomb: To quote one of my friends, "For someone who [[TheQuietOne never talks,]] you swear a whole fucking lot." The bombs drop more frequently whenever I am ''incredibly'' pissed off.
* TheChick: Lead vocalist in my band. Was formerly TheSixthRanger until the former lead singer bailed.
* CrackPairing: Most of my crack pairings are some form of...
* CrossoverShip
* CovertPervert
* DeadpanSnarker: See above quote for one example.
* DeathGlare: Of two varieties. One is the " you fucking moron" glare, the other is the "I am five seconds from whooping your ass" glare.
* EvilLaugh: Mwahaheeheeha mwahaheeheeha mwahaheeheeha!
* FacePalm: And occasionally, *headmicrophone* when certain members of the band are being particularly unprofessional.
* {{Fangirl}}
* GamerChick
* {{Geek}}: [[ProudToBeAGeek And damn proud of it!]]
* GeniusSweetTooth
* GrammarNazi: I'm not asking for perfect English, but for the love of CrystalDragonJesus AT THE VERY LEAST USE CAPITALIZATION!
* HugeSchoolGirl
* ICallItVera: I've named my guitar Grace after [[AmazingFreakingGrace the first song]] I learned to play on it, my computer Sampson after Samsung Electronics, my dulcimer [[OrderOfTheStick Elan]] and my printer DJ, short for Deskjet. In the event that I do get a gun, I will name it [[LupinIII Daisuke]].
* ImGoingToHellForThis
* ImprobableWeaponUser: This troper is a firm believer in the "anything is a weapon" philosophy, including baseball caps.
* LargeHam
* MyNameIsNotDurwood: [[IfIHadANickel If I had a penny]] for everytime someone called me by some other name, I'd be richer that [[{{Batman}} Bruce Wayne]]...
* MyNaymeIs: And if I had a penny for everytime my name has been misspelled, I'd be richer than [[{{Superman}} Lex Luthor]].
* NotGoodWithPeople: A side effect of the Asperger's syndrome.
* NuclearFamily
* PaleSkinnedBrunette
* SpellingNazi
* SurroundedByIdiots
* ThatsWhatSheSaid
* TheBGrade: So very, very much. Being on the Honor Society does not help at all.
* TrueNeutral
* YaoiFangirl
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[[folder:Works this troper likes]]

* AmericanDragonJakeLong
* {{Animaniacs}}
* AquaTeenHungerForce
* AtomicBetty
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* BatmanTheAnimatedSeries
* BatmanTheBraveAndTheBold
* {{Ben10}}
* TheBoondocks
* BuzzLightyearOfStarCommand
* CampLazlo
* {{Catscratch}}
* {{Chowder}}
* CodenameKidsNextDoor
* TheColbertReport
* CourageTheCowardlyDog
* DannyPhantom
* DarkKnightTrilogy
* DextersLaboratory
* DoctorWho
* DrawnTogether
* DuckDodgers
* EdEddNEddy
* FostersHomeForImaginaryFriends
* FullMetalAlchemist
* {{Futurama}}
* {{Glee}}
* TheGrimAdventuresOfBillyAndMandy
* HarryPotter
* HeyArnold
* HiHiPuffyAmiYumi
* Holes
* ImAMarvelAndImADC
* InvaderZim
* JackieChanAdventures
* KimPossible
* LupinTheThird
* TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack
* {{Metalocalypse}}
* OrderOfTheStick
* PhineasAndFerb
* PinkyAndTheBrain
* RobotChicken
* SamuraiJack
* {{Scrubs}}
* SpeedRacer
* SpongebobSquarepants
* StarWarsCloneWars
* StormHawks
* {{Superjail}}!
* SuperSmashBros
* WesternAnimation/TeenTitans
* {{Thundercats}}
* TimeSquad
* TotalDramaIsland
* {{Watchmen}}
* WordGirl
* XiaolinShowdown
* YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries
* YuYuHakusho

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