Hi!

I'm a fairly recent troper, and while I haven't done much, I've dabbled in a few reviews. It is my personal quest to prove [[TruthInTelevision tropes are real]], and shall make myself as {{Troperiffic}} as possible.

!!Personal Tropes
* ADarkerMe: Inverted, I'm nicer on the internet then I am in real life.
* AloofBigBrother: Two, which really pisses me off since one was [[PromotionToParent like a father to me]] for the longest time.
* AmbiguouslyGay: I like musicals, am very close with my exclusively male friends, cook, and I haven't exactly declared my sexuality to the world.
* AmbiguouslyJewish: I myself don't know if I'm jewish or not, my jewish friends say yes, my non jewish friends say no.
* BadassBookworm: I can hold my own against football players in hand to hand, and most people just see me as that one nerdy kid.
* BerserkButton: People who don't have reasons for their actions, jackass hypocrites basically. And if you touch my friends, you've opened up a can of whupass, cause I'll fight even dirtier then normal.
**I also hate bigotry of any variety.
* BlondGuysAreEvil: My hair is too dark for HairOfGold.
* BlueEyes: Adding to my American PhenotypeStereotype.
* CardCarryingVillain: I refer to myself as TheDragon, of course I'm one of these.
* CelibateHero: A fact that I'm fine with, [[SincerityMode seriously]].
* ChaoticNeutral: While I do have a carefully crafted [[NobleDemon code of honor]], I don't expect others to hold to my code, and if societies conventions get in my way, you are damn sure what I'm going to do.
* ChefOfIron: And TeamChef, cause I'm the only one who can.
* ChivalrousPervert: I leer, nothing more.
* CloudCuckoolander: I have had some really weird conversations, and occasionally talk in streams of consciousness.
* ClusterFBomb: I fucking swear a fucking lot some of the fucking time, anybody have a fucking problem with that? Well if you do, go fucking fuck yourself...fucker. I only do it near my fucking friends though, so don't get fucking upset.
* CoolShades: That are actually [[AwesomeButPractical useful]], they clip onto my normal glasses.
* TheCombatPragmatist: Honor in combat? What's the point.
* ConsummateLiar: I can go on long diatribes on obviously made up facts, must be my reputation for knowing factoids. "You didn't know the Czar supported the Chinese against their war with the British? That's why they wouldn't offer them sanctuary after the revolution." I eventually tell them I'm lying, and then a week later I do it again and they [[WhatAnIdiot believe me again]].
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: Background: Guy who's been fucking with me for an entire year. Situation: Guy takes something from me. End Result: Guy laid out on his ass with a bloody nose after one punch from me.
** I've also flipped a guy over ''completely by instinct'' I literally have no idea what I did, but the guy (Non seriously) grabbed me from behind, I twisted and the guy ended up in front of me knocked over.
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: Well I do frequent this site.
* DefectorFromDecadence: Except I believe 99.99999% of humanity is unable to meet my standards. I don't hate them, I just can't respect them.
* TheDragon: The more physical and less charismatic [[HeterosexualLifePartners best bud]] to the man that brought us together.
* DubbingVersusSubbing: I fall on the dubs side, but I don't really care.
* EvilSoundsDeep: Giving me a really good
* EvilLaugh: That I engage in at random moments.
* FinishingMove: A sleeper hold, I do not however [[CallingYourAttacks call my atttack]], maybe I should start?
* FiveBadBand: It's odd how my friends fall into this.
** BigBad: Our leader, we're more of the GoldfishPoopGang then an actual threat, but he does lead our somewhat antagonistic actions. A [[DeadpanSnarker relaxed and snarky]] VisionaryVillain with a ([[CaptainObvious Fake]]) [[AGodAmI God Complex]].
** TheDragon: [[GratuitousFrench Moi]]! As I've said before, I'm the bite to my friends bark.
** EvilGenius: Of the ConspiracyTheorist PlayfulHacker variety.
** TheBrute: An athletic PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy ([[BlackBestFriend Despite being black]]) [[BlackAndNerdy geek]].
** TheDarkChick: Our ([[BeyondTheImpossible Even more]]) CloudCuckoolander[[TheStoner Stoner]] member, he basically makes creepy comments that freak out the rest of the group.
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: One humorous and accidental case of this, a [[DumbBlonde ditzy]] male classmate of mine once said I look like my mother, later, he said my mom's attractive. I tried explaining that if A=B and B=C then A=C, he didn't get it. My friends and I joke that he was just trying to tell me something.
**Another guy, called Eric [[MeaningfulName Bai]] said he has a gigantic man crush on me.
*FragileSpeedster: My endurance isn't much, but in terms of speed I can kick most peoples asses.
* TheHedonist: I love life! So why not enjoy it?
* HePannedItNowHeSucks: Sadly true for me, I mock things and people laugh, I mock [[SelfDeprecation myself]] and people, and me, laugh, but if I mock them, well, suddenly its not funny anymore.
* HoYay: Yeah...wresting [[ShirtlessScene sans shirt]] is a good way to get this, and ''[[BeyondTheImpossible there is a guy I have more homoerotic encounters with!]]''
* HonorBeforeReason: I have [[strike:an]] multiple authority problems and issues with stepping down. I live by my code, and when I finally wise up enough to back off, I'm already in to deep.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: My "[[EvilHasABadSenseOfHumor jokes]]" are just incredibly cruel and acerbic, I do nice things...occasionally. Oh, I'm generally kind to my friends.
* RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap: EncyclopediaDramatica was after this line about {{Bleach}}
-->"His only motivation is 'protecting his friends' or 'being the strongest.' After all, who the fuck can't identify with that? Oh right, this is ED."
* KichikuMegane: Cold, glasses wearing, hot? Two [[YourMileageMayVary to three]] out of three isn't bad.
* LargeHam: Only in class, few people enjoy school, and hamming it up is ''really fun''.
* LeanAndMean: I'm not skeletal in my slimness, but I do have a noticeable six-pack.
* MeaningfulName: Averted completely, my real name [[spoiler: Daniel, which means God is my judge]], I don't believe in an intelligent human divinity, and even if there was one I definitely wouldn't care about being judged by one.
* MoralityPet: I actually have somebody who asked me to me nicer to three people and I did it, of course she believe that I have a soft chewy center, huh, I guess [[YourMindMakesItReal Her Mind Made It Real]].
* NietzscheWannabe: I appear to be one, but I'd like to think of my self as an {{Ubermensch}}.
* NotAMorningPerson
* NoSenseOfPersonalSpace: I greet people with a clap on the shoulder and do the "another persons head as an armrest shtick."
* OneHeadTaller: Then 97% of the people I know. Just adds to the HoYay.
* OnlySaneMan: I'm the guy that keeps our circle from doing something ''really'' stupid.
* PitbullDatesPuppy: I have, on occasion, fallen for people who are bright, personable and actually like most people.
* ThePhilosopher: I'm a fan of Voltaire ([[NamesTheSame The one from the 1800s]]), and Nietzsche (Well some of his work), and love yakking about them.
* {{Pride}}: My vice, well that and wrath.
* ProudToBeAGeek: Hell to the yeah.
* PungeonMaster: A chief component of my ''bad'' jokes.
** "I'm going to assume something, never mind what they say about donkey and sheep."
* RapidFireFisticuffs: Not a practical strategy, though it can work if someone isn't being too careful. [[AwesomeYetImpractical I still try it]].
* RealMenWearPink: They totally do.
* RedOniBlueOni: Blue, mostly, though I have a succulent red exterior, I usually try to think ahead and talk our way out of trouble, my BigBad friend is cool and relaxed, but he's chaotic to the core and lack foresight.
* TheRival: A physical one with our [[TheBrute Brute]], doesn't hamper our friendship at all.
* RuleAbidingRebel: A huge PetPeeveTrope with me. Wearing a leather jacket and playing a guitar does not a rebel make. True rebels don's play chess against the Man, cause you're still playing by the rules set up by the Man. Real rebellion would be to stop playing chess and pull out a deck of cards. (Could I have tortured that metaphor anymore?)
* SelfDeprecation: Part of my philosophy on mocking everything, one day I hope people will stop taking words so seriously and just laugh at jokes, not get bothered by them.
* SiblingYinYang: Only in appearance, I'm tall and fair, my brother is shorter and dark. In personality we're almost identical, a fact that pisses us off to no end.
* SlasherSmile: I get one whenever I get into a fight.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVersusCynicism: I appear to be on the cynical end, but I'm actually an idealist.
* SpiritedCompetitor: Somewhere between this and BloodKnight in matters relating to both debate and sparring.
* SuplexFinisher: It hurts like a sumbitch, whether I'm taking one or delivering one.
* TakeOverTheWorld: Not cost effective enough, owning the world would be a pain in the ass.
* TeamDad: It really sucks to be the responsible one too, but somebody has to keep their asses from getting into too much trouble.
* TedBaxter: And it makes me cry when my constant claims about how awesome I am get proven right by the absolute fail of my peers.
* TestosteronePoisoning: I love GurrenLagann, and my [[InTheNameOfTheMoon speeches]] contain the [[HotBlooded burning]] flame of youth.
* TroubledButCute: It really doesn't work, maybe if I get in more trouble, or get cuter.
* TheQuietOne: Only around people who piss me off. I evolved this to avoid getting into pointless fights.
* VitriolicBestBuds: I'm a mans man! I can't compliment my friends.
* YoungerThanTheyLook: I can pass for someone two or three years older.
* WarriorPoet
* WatsonianVersusDoylist: Watsonian.
* WellDoneSonGuy: Got over it eventually.
* WhatBeautifulEyes: Apparently I possess a pair, it gets [[ShotaCon odd]] when people twice my age are pointing them out. People who hate me think my eyes are [[FoeYay attractive]].
* WickedCultured: Especially in comparison to my {{Nakama}}, I've been to many more museums, and seen a lot more symphonies.
* WouldHitAGirl: I am not going to take women lightly, they can [[ActionGirl kick ass]]! And it seems a mite hypocritical to not hit somebody due to something as trivial as gender.
* WrestlerInAllOfUs: Suplexes, Ankle Locks, and more, though I try to stick with the moves that actually work.

!!Favorite Characters:
* {{Angel}}: Gunn, totally [[TheWoobie woobieriffic]] in my opinion.
* BuffyTheVampireSlayer: Anya, for her sheer hilarity.
* CowboyBebop: Ed, she's just so...fun.
* TheDresdenFiles: Toot-Toot, you can see why on the [[Characters/TheDresdenFiles character sheet]], no EntryPimp by me, of course not, that would be wrong.
* {{Chuck}}: Casey, come on! Its AdamBaldwin being [[BadAss Adam Baldwin]].
* OutlawStar: Aisha, I guess I like girls with spunk.
* OnePiece: Zoro, I love the entire show, but he's one of the consistently cool protagonists and Three Fucking Swords.
* ASongOfIceAndFire: Arya, she has the best plots, is one of the most interesting, and is the biggest {{Badass}} in the series, way cooler then fucking Sandor.
* TengenToppaGurrenLagann: Kamina, he deserves all the praise he gets.
* {{TNA}}: A.J. Styles, probably my favorite wrestler alive.
* YuYuHakusho: Hiei, I love ChuckHuber, and he's one of the coolest characters I've ever scene.
* {{WWE}}: [[EvenTheGuysWantHim John Morrison]], don't judge me, he's awesome.
* BusouRenkin: Kazuki Muto is one of the most likable protagonists, ever.
* BlackLagoon: Eda, she's like Revy (who I like a lot), but more hilarious and a lighter easier to deal with cause she's not as evil.
* {{Naruto}}: Yeah I watched it, and his name is Neji, why? He's got an interesting fighting style, an especially woobieriffic back story, and generally acts much more like a protagonist then Captain Bland, the titular character and his [[strike:ex]] rival Mr. I-Used-To-Be-Interesting. (Though Kiba is a close second)
* LawAndOrderSVU: Dr. George Huang, for being the only sane dude around, though it is close between him, Fin and Munch.
* Warhammer40K: The Orks, for the sheer hilarity of their actions.
* WarhammerFantasy: The Bretons, they're really fun to play, I like the fluff a lot, and they're often involved in the funnier parts of the world.
* SuzumiyaHaruhi: Though I'm not a big fan of the show, I do like Yuki, just because she's a gigantic badass.
* FullmetalAlchemist: Al, he's so sweet and kind and nice and adorable and also really, really cool.
* {{Baccano}}: Jacuzzi, cause he's such a good, honest guy, and the bravest character I've ever heard of.
* RinDaughtersOfMnemosyne: Kouki, [[TearJerker Sniff]] he's a [[CoolOldGuy nice guy]], a [[HotDad nice dad]], and he has [[TheStoic self-control]] to boot, not to mention his HeroicSacrifice by EmergencyTransformation.
* FullMetalPanic: Kurz Weber, it's nice to have a character free of angst and self doubt.
* SamuraiChamploo: Mugen, by a bit, it's probably the voice, and the total [[TheUnfettered devotion to the present]].
* CrownOfStars: Alain, the only protagonist in the series I didn't want to punch in the face, cause he's an actual hero instead of a bland, boring, bitch.
* {{Bleach}}: Ishida, he's got an awesome power set, an intriguing personality, a great fashion sense and gets no screen time.
* OuranHighSchoolHostClub: Mori had that coolness that the rest lacked, kicked ass without being obnoxious, had some funny moments, was underused and [=IMAO=] was the best looking one of the group.
* AvatarTheLastAirbender: Toph, biggest badass ever, and she was somewhat [[TheWoobie woobish]] too.
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