PhoenixOasis is a lurker. You know, the kind of people who don't really say much, but just sit back and enjoy the show? Yeah, that kind of person.

If you'd like to know something about me, anything at all, leave a form on this page (like the following examples), blank, and I will fill it out, as long as it isn't too personal.

*Leave a form like this:

*Item I want to know about: (Leave this space blank and I'll fill it out for you! Ah, magic of the internets.)

*Age: 26
*Family: Wife, Daughter
*Height: 5'1"
*Build: Stocky
*Hair color: Black
*Facial Hair: Goatee
*Accessories: Square (rounded corner) wireframe eyeglasses
*Distinguishing traits: Boisterous evil laugh, omnicidal tendencies, works in retail, making an RPG
*Job Title: Shift Leader 2
*Hobbies: Building an Epic RPG, TvTropes
*Type of Nerd: Sports, Sim, Sports-Sim, 4X, World Building
*Xbox Live Handle: PhoenixOasis
*Favorite Vocal Expression: LargeHam style EvilLaugh

Tropes that This Troper exibits:

* BerserkButton
* BiTheWay (Most people, upon finding out state, "You? I never would have guessed.")
* BowAndSwordInAccord
* BrilliantButLazy (Oh, if I had a dollar for every time I've heard this exact wording used to describe me...)
* CardCarryingVillain (Oh, the customers I've scared by openly wanting to [[EarthShatteringKaboom blow up the Earth]]...)
* ClusterFBomb
* CrackingUp
* DeadpanSnarker (like most of us aren't?)
* EvilLaugh
* ExtremeDoormat (but usually only to my [[{{Tsundere}} wife]].)
* FascinatingEyebrow
* {{Gaijinja}} / HighlyVisibleNinja (5 Years of training in Koga-Ryu Ninjutsu and Ni-Dan ranking, to work in a gas station. Oh, and American. From Almost Canada.)
* JerkassFacade
* KubrickStare (At 5'1" tall, this is more out of necessity than anything else.)
* LargeHam (and I enjoy every bit of it.)
* LovesTheSoundOfScreaming
* {{Parabombing}} (I just can't help myself!)
* ScreamingWarrior (the {{Kiai}} is an essential part of combat.)
* SuperDrowningSkills
* TheShortGuyWithGlasses
* TranquilFury (at almost all times. It's probably going to kill me in a few years, but retail will do that to you.)
* WouldHitAGirl - My brain doesn't tell the difference thanks to my [[InterfaceScrew Associative Agnosia]]. I am a martial artist, and will not hesitate to defend myself, or someone else being attacked, from anyone.
* WhyDoYouKeepChangingJobs (with a new record of longest job lasting just under a year and a half. Shortest actual length of employment was 8 days.)

Not sure how [[MacPhisto I]] "leave a form". Just saw your pic in the TroperTales section of DudeLooksLikeALady, and wanted to say you're hot as hell.

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