I apparently have this now I'm a Canadian woman I feel I should have more of a bio now that I can't use this for vandalism. But I probably won't bother.
!VANDALISM

* It appears you have your first vandal. Hello, mother! ~@/{{Inhopelessguy}}
** Hello Hopey :)
* *bursts through the window* SECOND VANDAL!! -@/{{Indigo12ash}}
** Yay I'm accumulating more of you :p
* -Wanders through the open door- Hi there. [[@/{{Phoenixor}} A birdy]] dropped by to say hi.
** Why hello there birdy :)
* VANDALISM! I HAVE NOW OFFICIALLY MET YOU! -Tropers/TheMike
** Yay its official :D
* Vandalism time! Enjoy the drawing I put on your fridge! @/{{Diurnal Brocolli}}
** Okay thank you
* Bumping back your page :3 @/{{CaptainKatsura}}
** Oh hi, fair enough ;)
* 'Ey, lookit - vandalism! Let me join in! -@/{{Uilleam}}
** Okay
* @@This vandalism sponsored by @/{{Eskay|64}}.@@
** Oh as long as it has a sponsor ;)