No one can truly describe @/PersonOfNote... Mostly because I do it myself. No one has ever truly known @/PersonOfNote... Because I'm an antisocial lurker. And no one has ever seen @/PersonOfNote... Because this is the Internet, and I refuse to upload a picture. (Laaazy.)

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!!Tropes that describe me:

* [[AloofOlderBrother Aloof Older Sister]]
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: There's a good reason I'm known as [[EmbarrassingNickname "The Shiny Object Girl"]] in my family.
* AuthorAvatar: I have one- It's basically me, with.. [[BuffySpeak Hair pointies.]]
* BiTheWay
* BrilliantButLazy
* CloudCuckoolander
* ClusterFBomb: Frequently, when I'm alone and frustrated.
* CreepyChild: Most of my close friends and relatives have seen me this way at one point or another.
* CrossdressingVoices: I am often called upon to do my [[YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Hank Ishtar]] impression. Among others.
* CurtainsMatchTheWindow: Brown hair, Brown eyes.
* DrivesLikeCrazy: Not old enough yet to drive a car, but Bumper Cars, All Terrain Vehicles, bikes, scooters... If I am able to drive it, I will do so rather recklessly.
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette: Hey, I worked ''hard'' to cultivate this pallor!
* EmbarrassingNickname: See the AttentionDeficitOohShiny entry.
* GenkiGirl: Sometimes.
* LazyBum: Ohh, yes. It's actually more apathy than lazyness, but "Apathetic Bum" doesn't have the same ring to it.
* LickingTheBlade: It's practically FetishFuel Unleaded to me, so I do it with every knife I get.
* {{Meganekko}}
* TheNapoleon
* TheNicknamer: Before they got moved, my post on the FanNickname section of Troper Tales was the longest one there, with more coming as soon as I thought of them.
* NightmareFetishist: Tongues, biting, bladelicking, tentacles, blood...
* NinjaEditor
* RidiculousProcrastinator
* ObliviousToLove
* OtakuSurrogate
* ShipperOnDeck: As my AuthorAvatar. I also very frequently ship my close friends or other people I know.
* StrangeGirl
* YaoiFangirl/[[YuriFanboy Yuri Fangirl]]: YES.

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!![[ShamelessSelfPromoter Shameless Self Promotion:]]

* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2522612/ My Fanfiction.net account.]]
* [[http://thenicelookinghat.deviantart.com/ My deviantART.]]