Why, hello there. You might know me as the host of ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG''. I also wrote ''FanFic/Scene24JohnnyThunderBlowsThisTacoStand'', which won Platform/{{BZPower}}'s Caveat Scriptor Comedies Contest. I co-authored ''FanFic/{{LMS}}'' with fellow troper Tropers/{{Primis}}, and Tropers/JohnAlexanderHitchcock took a just-for-fun Steam chat and published it as ''FanFic/GManMeetsTheMysteryMan''. In what may be a rather cruel irony, my best-known work is also ([[StylisticSuck intentionally]]) one of my worst: ''BOB.EXE'', that trollpasta that caused WebVideo/SomeOrdinaryGamers to burst out in high-pitched laughter for fifteen seconds straight. Frankly, there's not much else that's interesting about me, so move along, will you? There's nothing to see here.

... Fine, here's some tropes for you.

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!![=PeabodySam=] contains examples of:

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* ''Roleplay/AlphaTeamMissionDeepFreezeRPG''[[note]]While I did not create this RPG, I was one of the players.[[/note]]
* ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG''
* ''FanFic/{{LMS}}''[[note]]While I did not create this fanfic, I was one of the co-authors.[[/note]]
* ''FanFic/Scene24JohnnyThunderBlowsThisTacoStand''
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[[folder:The Story of Frosam]]
A 2006 ''Toys/{{BIONICLE}}'' fanfic about an Onu-Matoran named Frosam, who was destined to save the island of Mata Nui from the evil Dark Hunters. It was followed up in 2009 with a sequel, ''Vakama's Secret'', in which Mata Nui is invaded by the mysterious Shifting Shadows, who wage war upon the populace as part of Makuta's grand plan. While planned to be a trilogy, the third installment (originally titled ''Reign of Shadows'', but changed to ''Shadow Reign'' when the title was actually used by an official ''BIONICLE'' serial) was never written.
* AnyoneCanDie: Very few original characters in this story are safe from death. By the end of ''The Story of Frosam'', [[spoiler:Karak, Ikaag, Lahka, Vicee, and Skorpeo]] are all dead. Then ''Vakama's Secret'' kills off [[spoiler:Ussanui and Meench Vyzumi, as well as Murtak to subvert ThoseTwoBadGuys]]. And while ''Shadow Reign'' was never written, I can confirm that it would have killed off nearly all of my original characters.
* BasedOnADream: Occasionally, dreams are the source of my material. The greatest example would be ''Vakama's Secret'', an entire story written around a dream I once had.
* CerebusSyndrome: ''The Story of Frosam'' started rather comedic in tone, especially with Frosam and Onepu's friendly bantering and the idiotic antics of Vicee. By the end of ''Vakama's Secret'', my writing was far darker and much more mature and cynical in tone.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Most of my pre-2008 writing tends to be full of this, and ''The Story of Frosam'' is no exception, with its early chapters having a different tone and style from the later chapters and ''Vakama's Secret''.
* OldShame: ''The Story of Rosamu'' was started entirely because I've grown to dislike the original ''The Story of Frosam''.
* OrphanedSeries: ''The Story of Frosam'' trilogy was never finished, with the entire third installment (''Shadow Reign'') being cancelled in favor of ''The Story of Rosamu''.
* TheSmurfettePrinciple: Discounting canonical ''Toys/{{BIONICLE}}'' characters such as Gali, ''The Story of Frosam'' only has one major female character, Ikaag, who is also currently the only female character in ''Five Years Too Many''. Its sequel, ''Vakama's Secret'', again has only one major female character, Kiria, and she spends most of the story with NoNameGiven. This is something that will be addressed in its {{rewrite}} ''The Story of Rosamu'', which will have more major female characters.
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[[folder:Tohu's Tale]]
A Platform/BZPower fanfic exploring the origins of the website's mascot, Tohu. It was originally written in 2006, and then a complete {{rewrite}} was written in 2008.
* {{Rewrite}}: ''Tohu's Tale'' was rewritten in 2008, two years after the original short story was published.
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[[folder:The Search for the Mask of Light]]
A 2007 comedy in which Takua and his company of Toa Nuva go on a quest to find the Kanohi Avohkii; essentially, a ''Toys/{{BIONICLE}}''-themed version of ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''. It's also a {{rewrite}} of an earlier ScriptFic titled ''BIONICLE at the Search for the Mask of Light!'', originally written in 2005.
* OrphanedSeries: Due to ScheduleSlip, I stopped writing ''The Search for the Mask of Light'' just before the company reached the City of AAARRRGGHH, unfortunately leaving it stopped just short of its intended ending.
* ReadingAheadInTheScript: Since the entire story is really just about actors making a movie, some characters like Wheeljack, Vakama, and Turahk frequently cheat by reading ahead in the script so they know what's coming next. Other characters like Tahu and Takua don't bother reading the script and just ad-lib everything, leaving them at the mercy of not knowing what comes next in the story.
* RecycledWithAGimmick: ''The Search for the Mask of Light'' is ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''... IN Toys/{{BIONICLE}}!
* {{Rewrite}}: After ''BIONICLE and the Search for the Mask of Light!'' ended in 2006, I started rewriting it in 2007 as ''The Search for the Mask of Light''.
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[[folder:Five Years Too Many]]
Written in 2009 to commemorate five years of writing stories on Platform/BZPower, ''Five Years Too Many'' explores what happens to my characters after I've killed them off in their respective stories.
* {{Deconstruction}}: ''Five Years Too Many'' acts as a Deconstruction of the RedShirt trope, with Gromtin struggling with the fact that he was a hardly-developed character who existed solely to be killed off.
* LateArrivalSpoiler: Due to being entirely about characters I've killed, ''Five Years Too Many'' outright spoils many stories, including ''The Story of Frosam'' and ''The Rock Raiders Meet BIONICLE''.
* OrphanedSeries: While ''Five Years Too Many'' was planned to become a full-fledged story, unfortunately I stopped writing past the fourth chapter (which was never even officially published) due to ScheduleSlip.
* TheSmurfettePrinciple: Ikaag is the only female character in ''Five Years Too Many''.
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[[folder:Au-III Ocelli [=2O7=]]]
Written in 2011 for a school project, ''Au-III Ocelli 2O7'' is a silly take on the SpyFiction genre peppered with references to biology.
* CreatorInJoke: Due to the heavy amount of {{Tuckerization}} used in ''Au-III Ocelli 2O7'', there are a ton of in-jokes that very few people outside the target demographic of about 20 people will understand.
* {{Tuckerization}}: Every single character is named after a person I know in real life. Subverted in the online version, however, wherein I substitute most of their names with names of ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG'' characters, although their personalities remain unchanged.
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[[folder:BOB.EXE]]
A 2014 [[TrollFic trollpasta]] based on ''VideoGame/LEGOUniverse'' and ''Fanfic/SonicExe'', originally written as an AprilFoolsDay prank for the LEGO Universe Wiki. After seeing a ColbertBump from WebVideo/SomeOrdinaryGamers, it was followed up with the sequel ''BOB.EXE: Round 2''.
* DiariesAreGirly: Nick comments that he feels like a schoolgirl writing about her crush when he writes in his diary, and he finds this demeaning.
* PoesLaw: When I wrote ''Leaked Unreleased Darkitect Boss Battle'' (or simply ''darkitect.wmv'') as a StealthParody of creepypastas, I was surprised by the number of ''VideoGame/LEGOUniverse'' fans who actually believed it until they learned it was just an AprilFoolsDay prank. Hence, my next creepypasta parody, ''BOB.EXE'', was deliberately written to be a lot less stealthy about being a parody... and even then, I've seen responses from readers who thought it was intended to be a serious creepypasta! This led to its sequel, ''Round 2'', being even more blatant about its status as a parody.
* SpoofedWithTheirOwnWords: ''BOB.EXE: Round 2'' has Ponte Harry Boss call himself [[PoliceAreUseless useless]], and then note that this was taken directly from ''Sonic.exe: Round 2''.
-->'''Ponte Harry Boss''': Well, there was nothing I could have done. I'm a useless cop, after all. And that sentence was actually lifted directly from the creepypasta we're satirizing. Don't you just love it when the jokes write themselves for you?
* StylisticSuck: While not as pronounced as most trollpastas (which often tend to rely on over-the-top poor [[RougeAnglesOfSatin spelling]] and [[NoPunctuationIsFunnier formatting]]), ''BOB.EXE'' and ''BOB.EXE: Round 2'' feature nonsensical {{Idiot Plot}}s that revolve around [[TooDumbToLive idiotic protagonists]] bumbling their way through a ClicheStorm created by an ineffective villain with a penchant for gratuitous amounts of [[OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank BLOOD]].
* TakeThat: As one might guess from their titles, ''BOB.EXE'' and ''Round 2'' are scathing satires of ''VideoGame/SonicExe''.
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[[folder:The Story of Rosamu]]
In 2014, I started rewriting ''The Story of Frosam'' from scratch. A few chapters have been posted since 2015, although I've been holding off on publishing it until it's fully written.
* AdaptationNameChange: Nearly everyone had their names changed between ''The Story of Frosam'' and its rewrite ''The Story of Rosamu'', even including the title character! Frosam became Rosamu, Remos became Renus, Ussanui became Lyraka, Vicee became Vishia, Lahka became Lhoka, Ikaag became Ikagai, and [[spoiler:Toa Ulti became Toa Kayi]]. Skorpeo is the sole exception, as well as Meench Vyzumi to a lesser extent (his name was originally Meench Veezoomee, but it was retconned to Meench Vyzumi by the time ''Vakama's Secret'' was written).
* GenderFlip: [[spoiler:Ussanui]] and Vicee are male in the original ''The Story of Frosam'', while [[spoiler:Lyraka]] and Vishia are female in the rewrite ''The Story of Rosamu''. This was done to address TheSmurfettePrinciple of the original story, making them {{Affirmative Action Girl}}s.
* {{Rewrite}}: ''The Story of Rosamu'' is a complete rewrite of ''The Story of Frosam''.
* ScheduleSlip: It's still being written, but progress is coming along much slower than anticipated.
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[[folder:Cold Dishes]]
A 2016 short story about an assassin and a mob boss meeting to discuss business over dinner.
* NamelessNarrative: None of the characters in the story are given names, with the two main characters simply referred to in the first-person and second-person.[[note]]In ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG'' canon, most of the characters are named: "I" is [[spoiler:Silencia Venomosa]], "you" is [[spoiler:Don Bricassius]], the bartender is [[spoiler:Bartholomew Enderson]], the butler is [[spoiler:Frank Donnola]] (who later became an AscendedExtra in ''Dear Sister''), the lawyer is [[spoiler:Amadeus Edward Remous]], and the two other people in the photograph are [[spoiler:Rosaria Mae Remous and Roger Remous]].[[/note]]
* RewatchBonus: After knowing the twist at the end, a bunch of throwaway details throughout the story (such as the Julius Caesar portrait, "I" seeing that "you" had his back turned while she poured the wine, "I" repeatedly glancing at the clock, and "I" dropping the steak knife) become much more meaningful.
* StealthSequel: Or prequel, in this case. While advertised as an original short story, I have confirmed that it can be considered part of the ''Roleplay/DinoAttackRPG'' canon, as part of the backstory for [[spoiler:Silencia Venomosa]].
* TwistEnding: Most of the story is building up to "I" and "you" forming a partnership. Then we get to the end, where [[spoiler:"I" reveals that she was never interested in a partnership. Instead, she had come to murder "you" as revenge for him [[YouKilledMyFather murdering her parents]] when she was a child.]]
* TwoDecadesBehind: Although it's canonically set in the year 2008, "you" and his mansion are described as looking anachronistic, as though they came from an old gangster movie.
* YouKilledMyFather: [[spoiler:"I" is actually seeking revenge against "you", who murdered her parents when she was only a child.]]
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[[folder:Gresh - Gladiator of Jungle]]
A 2017 ''[[Toys/BIONICLE2015 BIONICLE Generation 2]]'' fanfic, starring a Gen 2 interpretation of Gresh. It was written for Platform/BZPower's "The Legend Continues" contest, and ultimately made it into the final round of voting.
* CuttingBackToReality: The story flashes back and forth between Gresh's current battle in the arena and visions of Skull Slicer's battle in the arena. It is eventually revealed that the former is only a memory and the latter is what is actually happening in reality.
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