Lurker-turned-troper, just because. Why not?

He was born in Malaysia, and has no hometown and very few childhood friends; lived for three months after graduation in Singapore (with a roommate and a housemate and a landlady and a cat), and now lives in Johor, Malaysia, where he's working (!). To know more, scroll down!

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[[folder:Launched]]
Works:
* {{Literature/Hero}}
* HybridBastards
* ThenWeCameToTheEnd
* {{Mezolith}}
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[[folder:These Tropes Apply]]
* AllergicToLove: Very nearly so. Definitely has... reactions to romantic comedies. And [[TastesLikeDiabetes sappy]] songs.
* ArchiveBinge: So very, ''very'' much.
* AsianAndNerdy: He's Chinese and has an engineering degree. Whaddaya think?
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: He has a tendency to trail off in the middle of sentences. Sometimes Obfuscating, sometimes... not.
* BetterAsFriends: The natural result of Allergic to Love.
* BlindWithoutEm: Severely myopic, as well as astigmatic. And colourblind... heck, let's just say he got all the bad eye conditions plausible.
* BigEater: To the point of frightening some people. He's also overweight.
* {{Bookworm}}: Oooh, yes.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Being a bioengineering major means he can discuss squicky bodily functions in a perfectly deadpan voice. His sister is a nurse and discusses those too, except about her patients.
* CheerfulChild: What other people tend to say about him.
* ChildHater: Because KidsAreCruel, at least the very young ones. Nobody under 8 should be allowed in public. Or at least if they are, they'd better be trained or muzzled on a leash.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: So very much. He has a horrible tendency to daydream all the time, which leads to strange conversation opening lines.
* CollectorOfTheStrange: He brings back latex gloves, strings, bits of glass, test tubes, quartz squares, etc.
* CompletelyMissingThePoint: Partly from being a Cloudcuckoolander, partly from wanting to evade unpalatable questions.
* ContemplatingYourHands: Especially the shadows cast by the veins when there's a light shining across them. At one time his veins also moved when he moved his fingers, leading to hours of him staring at the backs of his hands while twiddling (the moving bones are fascinating too). He still can't draw hands properly though.
* ConversationalTroping: Only on MSN. He's tried it on Real Life people but they never quite seem to get it.
* CutenessProximity: He melts in the presence of most small animals. Some large ones too. But not young humans.
* DarkIsNotEvil: Most of his shirts are black for the simple reason that it doesn't show stains easily.
* DoesNotUnderstandSarcasm: Unless it's very very obvious, he tends to take everything at face value.
* EarWorm: He often wakes up and the first song that pops into his head stays there all day.
* EasilyAmused: Part of why he doesn't often complain about boredom. Or stress.
* EasternZodiac: Fire Rabbit. Or Fire Tiger born [[WhatCouldHaveBeen TEN DAYS LATE]].
* EatingLunchAlone: Averted. He has a bunch of lunch companions at work and rarely if ever eats alone. Weekends are another story.
* EloquentInMyNativeTongue: His native tongue is written/typed English, with spoken English coming after and his Mandarin/Bahasa Melayu drifting far behind.
* EvilLaugh: When he wants to do it, he can do it.
* ForeignLookingFont: His handwriting is cribbed and modified to look nice, and as a result doesn't look English. Or legible. Actually it doesn't look any language at all.
* ForgetsToEat: On weekends, usually because he's absorbed in playing Flash web games or reading. Or sleeping.
* ForgottenBirthday: While he quite likes the palindromic date, he does sometimes forget that it's also his birthday, and then the cake and singing come as a pleasant surprise.
* FreakyIsCool
* GeekyTurnOn: Being a geek himself and firmly believing that similarities endure... yeah. One of his best friends was cemented by them both showing off all the trivia they knew about The Chronicles of Narnia (which was a lot).
* GenerationXerox: To his entire paternal extended family, he looks and sounds like a time-shifted replica of his father.
* GoodIsNotNice: How he justifies some of his... harsher moments.
* GoshDangItToHeck: What he uses for mild to moderate irritation. He's also trying to substitute "great calamity kittens!" for milder swearwords.
* GrammarNazi
* HeavySleeper: Oh boy. Has slept through thunderstorms, being carried around, bed being shaken (siblings were moving the bed from one end of the room to the other for some reason), and falling off the bed (to land on another guy, who was sleeping on the floor and was mistaken by sleeping-self for a bolster. He was noticeably shaken by it the next day at breakfast). Also has been known to viciously attack people who try to wake him, while remaining asleep. His alarm is the Mom Song simply because nothing other than blaring trumpets can wake him. (Extremely loud thunder wakes him too, though.) He also apparently snores as if imminently suffocating.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Some of his friends, who he loses contact with for months/years on end, then shows up... and it's exactly like they were never apart in the first place. Well, almost exactly. Taken UpToEleven when he visited an old schoolmate and everybody around began shipping them.
* HeyYou: He gets names wrong, so he calls a lot of people "hey" or sort of waves/nods/headbobs in their direction. Also used on him, as his real name is hard to pronounce and lots of people just don't bother.
* IAlwaysWantedToSayThat: He saves up quotes and lines and suchlike... just waiting to reference them on an unsuspecting victim.
* IWishItWereReal: Oh, so, so very much. *wibble* Whenever he comes across a really good book.
* IncrediblyLamePun: When the mood strikes...
* JadeColoredGlasses: *singing* The world is cruel, the world is wicked...
* LiesToChildren
* LikeAnOldMarriedCouple: They make him d'awwwwww. He himself wishes he could skip the whole romancing bit and go straight to this stage.
* LiteralMinded: Makes conversations and reading interesting, especially in the presence of similes and metaphors. Has a history of taking things at face value... which then leads to hijinks.
* Meganekko: Since six years old. His first pair of glasses was half the size of his face back then!
* MenCantKeepHouse
* ModernMajorGeneral: Knowing lots of random useless trivia makes for entertainment but not practicality.
* NeutralGood: Just the tiniest bit Good enough to not be True Neutral.
* NoSenseOfDirection: In the most egregious case, took over two hours to travel a distance most people could go in five minutes, because he went in the completely opposite direction; by now he's just so used to getting lost that he gives up and enjoys the scenery.
* NotAMorningPerson: And HOW.
* NotGoodWithPeople: He finds it easier to communicate over MSN and text than by phone or face-to-face, most of the time.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: People like it when they're asked questions, and it's always nice to surprise people!
** Starting to segue into BecomingTheMask, which is worrying.
* OlderThanTheyLook: Probably partly due to his behaviour, which constantly gives off an impression that he's at most in his late teens. He certainly doesn't dress his age (or any age, really).
* PercussiveMaintenance: He is susceptible to doing this to some of his things.
* ScheduleSlip: Whenever he plans to do something on a regular basis... he ends up not doing so.
* SecretTestOfCharacter: His first-ever (and to date, only ever) girlfriend pulled [[BerserkButton this]] on him. They broke up the afternoon he found out, and he would have done so even if he'd passed it.
* SelfDeprecation
* ShrinkingViolet: He doesn't terribly enjoy being around large numbers of strangers.
* SophisticatedAsHell
* SpellingNazi: Likes the British spelling much more than the American spelling.
* TalkativeLoon: On MSN. Sometimes in Real Life, when he's not being quiet or serious.
* TheFunInFuneral: He wants his funeral to be all hijinks and shiggles!
* TheGloriousWarOfSisterlyRivalry: With all his siblings, who all outshine him in one way or another. He has them all beaten in the language and the random trivia knowledge departments though.
* TheMoralSubstitute: He laughs at these. And then snickers, and then bangs his head on walls.
* TheQuietOne: Under certain circumstances. Under others he's... less quiet.
* TheStoic: He is described as having two faces: giggly and emotionless.
* TrashOfTheTitans: His room is ever only clean before he moves in and after he moves out. While he is there, there WILL be a mess and he WILL defend it.
* {{Understatement}}: The reason why the family fears whenever he says "oh and there's one little thing...".
* UnreliableNarrator: How he sees himself and everybody else, simply because no human being is perfectly honest or perfectly observant.
* VerbalTic: Tends to say "ah" a lot. Also "also", "mmm", and probably a few more.
* VitriolicBestBuds: He only has two or three friends close enough to mock and attack at every opportunity (and they do it right back), which is a pity because it's such great fun.
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