Wow, I never realized how dorky this page was. Welp, time for an update:
I am currently pursuing a career as a baker (yes, I love to bake, I just never got much of chance until now). I still write, and perhaps can use it to make some pocket money. As you can probably tell, I'm bi (now out and proud, officially) and I'm a little less defensive about that now. I am 22.

But, this isn't a dating site (as much as some people want it to be) so here's my updated info.
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!!Things I like
[[folder:{{Film}}]]
* ''SmileyFace''
* ''Guess Who's Coming To Dinner''
* ''LittleShopOfHorrors'' (the one with Rick Moranis)
* ''AcrossTheUniverse''
* ''KissingJessicaStein''
* ''AmericanPie''
* ''BackToTheFuture'' (only parts 1 and 2, I didn't really like part 3)
* TheLordOfTheRings: hence the nickname
* ''BringItOn''
* ''TheFrighteners''
* ''The Cable Guy''
* ''Defending Your Life''
* ''{{Idiocracy}}''
* ''OfficeSpace''
* ''HardCandy''
* ''TheDarkKnight''
* ''TheAvengers''
* EvilDead (2013)
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[[folder:{{Literature}}]]
* ''HarryPotter''
* ''TheSouthernVampireMysteries''
* ''{{Wicked}}''
* ''AmericanPsycho''
* ''TheVampireChronicles''
* ''AndThenThereWereNone''
* ''BraveNewWorld''
* ''EndersGame''
* ''AWrinkleInTime''
* ''The Perks of Being a Wallflower''
* ''Red Dragon''
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[[folder:LiveActionTelevision]]
* ''DoctorWho''
* ''TrueBlood''
* ''{{Glee}}''
* ''{{Dexter}}''
* ''{{Weeds}}''
* ''HowIMetYourMother''
* ''PushingDaisies''
* ''FreaksAndGeeks''
* ''SouthOfNowhere''
* ''RaisingHope''
* ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' (I didn't used to like it, but watching the episodes in order has helped)
* ''{{Dollhouse}}''
* ''DeadLikeMe''
* ''LostGirl''
* ''BatesMotel''
* ''{{Skins}}''
* ''OnceUponATime''
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[[folder:{{Music}}]]
* {{Paramore}}
* FlorenceAndTheMachine
* {{Music/Cake}}
* {{Evanescence}}
* GreenDay
* ThreeDaysGrace
* Lily Allen
* PanicAtTheDisco
* TheBeatles
* {{Pink}}
* NoDoubt
* {{Weezer}}
* {{Muse}}
* FleetwoodMac ( This may get me killed, but ''{{Glee}}'' made me a fan)
* MumfordAndSons
* DaftPunk
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[[folder:WebOriginal]]
* ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
* TheGuild
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[[folder:{{Webcomics}}]]
* QuestionableContent
* PennyAndAggie
* VampireCheerleaders
* {{Misfile}}
* KhaosKomix
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!!Tropes created by original hobbit:
* FundraiserCarnival
* AManIsAlwaysEager
* RealMenHateAffection
* FamilyDisunion
* ShotForShotRemake
* GymClassRopeClimb
* NotEvenBotheringWithAnExcuse
* HoldMyGlasses
* TestingTheLoveInterest
* GraduationForEveryone
* TourGuideGag
* MagicallyRegeneratingClothing

!! Tropes that apply to original hobbit:
* AmbiguouslyBrown: I've been asked if I was Mexican, Chinese, or Japanese. Short answer, no. But I am biracial.
* BiTheWay
* {{Bifauxnen}}: It doesn't help that I prefer my hair cut relatively short and have a slightly deep voice. People usually only mistake me for a guy from behind nowadays, though, since I wear less tomboyish clothes now.
* BerserkButton: I have a lot of them, to name a few:
** people insulting my family or my friends.
** People who insist that there are NoBisexuals
** "It's a guy/chick thing."
** Racial, homophobic, and other slurs.
** the insistence that people can "reclaim" said slurs.
* BigBreastsBigDeal: I'm a Type 2.
* BrilliantButLazy (according to my parents and various teachers)
* {{Bookworm}}
* BewareTheNiceOnes: or so I've been told, I have a tendency to sort of...black out when I get too angry, so I'm not sure how violent I can be.
* CovertPervert
* CutenessProximity
* DeadpanSnarker: only when I'm feeling particularly cynical. Otherwise, I try to be nuetral.
* EmbarrassingMiddleName: my initials are just one letter away from a [[CountryMatters certain word]].
* ExactWords: I've used this to piss a lot of people off.
--> Brother: Can you turn my light off?
--> Me: ok *I turn the light off, then a second later I turn it back on* you never said to keep it off.
* GuiltyPleasure:
** PrettyLittleLiars
** {{Degrassi}}
** ICarly
** WizardsOfWaverlyPlace (this is my biggest one)
** PhineasAndFerb: It's just so... entertaining.
** {{Debs}}
* HazelEyes
* HeroesWantRedheads: I'd take [[DoctorWho Amy Pond over Rose Tyler]] if I was The Doctor, it also doesn't hurt that Amy is [[FetishFuel Scottish]].
* HypeAversion: This has kept me from watching a lot of things. I hate when people tell me what I'll like, because usually, they're wrong. This tends to cause...
* HypeBacklash:
* KaleidoscopeEyes: [[CommonMarySueTraits I know, I know]] but my eyes seem to change between a green-heavy hazel and a brown-heavy hazel.
* TheKlutz
* {{Tomboy}}: I have two brothers, and I mostly had only guy-friends in elementary and middle school. This turned me into a major tomboy.
* {{Mediator}}
* MessyHair: one of the other reasons for my nickname, my hair is ''very'' curly, thick, and nearly untamable.
* MistakenNationality: Like I said before, I've been asked if I was Mexican, Chinese, and Japanese. The reality? My mom is black and my dad is white.
* {{Nerd}}: when it comes to things like writing and grammar.
* PaleSkinnedBrunette: mostly in winter and spring. In the summer and fall I'm AmbiguouslyBrown.
* TheQuietOne: Some of my friends are very talkative...I am not.
* [[spoiler: YaoiFangirl]]: Not ashamed, just not proud.
* OlderThanTheyLook: This is a typical day for me:
-> Random person on the street: seriously, your ''that'' old?!.
-> Me: ... [[BerserkButton yes...]]
-> Random: But you look like you're twelve!
-> Me: [[SarcasmMode I know, it's awesome isn't it? I'll be carded for everything until I'm forty.]]
* WhatBeautifulEyes: I get this so much it's almost a BerserkButton.

!!Tropes I hate:
* NoBisexuals
* BuryYourGays
* GirlOnGirlIsHot (only because it makes people think that ''all'' straight guys are into lesbians, which is not true)
* DumbIsGood
* HetIsEw
* XMeetsY: No, this movie isn't KIllBill meets Superbad...get over yourself. (This trope can go die in a fire)
* {{Retronym}}: Don't ask, even I don't know why.
* NerdsAreVirgins
* BeAWhoreToGetYourMan
* BadassLongcoat

!!TvTropes introduced me to:
* ThatGuyWithTheGlasses
* FreaksAndGeeks
* {{Wicked}}
* {{Skins}}
* FlorenceAndTheMachine


!! Talk to me:
* Taco Ninja here. Thanks for commenting. ^_^ I like people appreciating my page, and my sexy, sexy face- no that's wrong. I actually got asked a couple of times if I was a boy or girl... once in the ladies' toilet actually. Tryin' to make it happen less by wearing more girly things. I'm not sure how many people over here like TGWTG but it seems to be pretty popular amoung nerds from all countries.
* {{Tropers/Sharysa}}: NORCAL WHOOO. Also, thanks for the comment on my troper page and sorry for not answering until now. I don't check my own page that often, since I'm usually {{Entry Pimp}}ing too much. And yay, another person who's YoungerThanTheyLook!
* @/ILoveDogs here. Thanks for the vandalism. You also seem like a pretty cool person. I like ThatGuyWithTheGlasses and FlorenceAndTheMachine, too. Alice is alright.