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---------> "I must have awesome nightmares if you're one of them." - @/{{gentlemanorcus}}
---------> "I think I was more comfortable with xim when xe was an betentacled abomination unto the Lord in my mind." - @/SabresEdge

Reports suggest that the script to your left is difficult to read. I thought it was a funny idea at the time, but I suppose it's come out somewhat poorly.

As I tend to have a lot of ideas that I thought were funny at the time but come out somewhat poorly, it shall remain in place, and use this space for clarifying notes.[[note]]˙ʍou ǝɹɐ noʎ 'ǝɹoɟǝq sǝʌɐǝ7 ɟo ǝsnoH ɟo buıʞuıɥʇ ʇ,uǝɹǝʍ noʎ ɟI [[spoiler: And at the rate this page is going, this opinion will probably only increase. But don't worry! [[HouseOfLeaves There is no Minotaur here!]][[/note]] [[color:white:^_^]] ]]

This, of course, merely begs the question of how I ought to describe myself such that I won't get demands for ''further'' explanation. Let's see.

I am philosophical, whimsical, artistic, geeky, methodical, pedantic, secretive, confusing, honest, analytical, bibliophibian, slightly creepy, overly anxious and self-aware, and rather passive-aggressive. I consider complexity the measure of good art, intention and action the measure of good deeds, and a well-placed pun or reference the pinnacle of good humor. The general consensus seems to be that I am male and possibly British. I write and draw stuff that I might be too embarrassed to show you, I like forthright arguments and corn muffins (and [[CutenessOverload wug!]]), and dislike thoughtlessness and Walt Whitman. In short, I am rather similar to this page: nonsensically elaborate and incomprehensibly confusing.

Does that make things any better, I hope? [[DoctorWho Molto bene!]] [[StarControlII Very *squishy* to meet you]]! Please see [[Laconic/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]] if you find my name difficult to pronounce; [[Quotes/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]], if you think I said something particularly clever; and [[TroperWall/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]], if you would like to desecrate the page with tropes, commentary, or salutatory remarks!

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[[folder: Mental Images of the Tropers]]
I dabble in artiness and have been drawing my mental images of other tropers in [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gbufed300sgzfzacejigsbrz&page=1 this thread]]. This folder is in satisfaction of a request that I list them in one place.
-->I'm drawing tropers of whom I get particularly interesting/unique/distinct/wasauchimmer mental images. I'm happy to take requests (it helps me remember everyone whom I have such images of), but ''please'' don't take it personally if I don't actually ever draw you! [[note]]also I have classes starting up again and plenty of not-for-fun work to be doing[[/note]]
-->So... similarly, I don't think I'm going to state whom I'm drawing ahead of time. It'll be a [[ConditionedToAcceptHorror happy]] [[ParanoiaFuel surprise]] [[MadArtist for you]]! [[SayItWithHearts :D]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-TeamBadass.jpg Badass Ensemble - Juan Carlos, Sean Murray I, Zam]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Beholderess.jpg Beholderess]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Nekoberry.jpg betterthanstrawberry]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-BlackWolfe.jpg Black Wolfe]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-BlaineTheM0n0.jpg Blaine the M0n0]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Counterclock.jpg Counterclock]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-TheGinkei.jpg The Ginkei]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Kuiper.jpg Kuiper]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-lockonlockon.jpg lockonlockon]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Radd.jpg Loid]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-MidnightVelvet.jpg Midnight Velvet]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-TheMightyAnonym.jpg The Mighty Anonym]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-MilosStefanovic.jpg Milos Stefanovic]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-mst3kluv.jpg mst3kluv]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-NathanielTheSeeker.jpg Nathaniel The Seeker]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Nekoalexa.jpg nekoalexa]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Noaqiyeum.jpg Noaqiyeum]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Ozbourne.jpg Ozbourne]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-queenofdarkness.jpg queenofdarkness]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-SabresEdge.jpg Sabre's Edge]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-sabrinadiamond.jpg sabrinadiamond]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Shichibukai.jpg Shichibukai]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-StolenByFaeries.jpg Stolen by Faeries]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-TheyCallMeTomu.jpg They Call Me Tomu]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Tzetze.jpg Tzetze]]
* [[http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj264/chrysaor_menelmacar/My_Art/TVTropes/Tropers-Zudak.jpg Zudak]]
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Interests - (contents under pressure, keep closed when not in use)]]
Sorted by category, ordered by letter, numbered by preference on a scale of 0% to 100% TrueArt.
!Filmed
* FourteenOhEight
* ABeautifulMind - '''85%'''
* AsGoodAsItGets
* {{Casablanca}} - '''85%'''
* DoctorWho - '''70%'''
* EdwardScissorhands
* {{Hugo}} - '''85%'''
* InTheMouthOfMadness
* LieToMe
* LittleShopOfHorrors - '''77%'''
* Film/TheLordOfTheRings (And the musical, which distills all the awesome music from the film into [[CrowningMusicOfAwesome ninety minutes of genius]].) - '''77%'''
* MarbleHornets - '''75%'''
* MinorityReport
* {{Moon}} - '''75%'''
* PhantomOfTheOpera - I seem to be one of the few people who would rate the 2000s movie as better than the musical. (Why, you ask, with stunned disbelief? Because they [[BadassNormal compensated Raoul]] for the [[AdaptationDecay loss of the unfairly small bit of awesome he lost]] in [[AllMusicalsAreAdaptations the transition to stage]].)
* ThePrestige - '''85%'''
* {{Primer}} - '''76%'''
* TheShawshankRedemption - '''85%'''
* WesternAnimation/TheTrapDoor
* TheUsualSuspects
!Illustrated
* {{Baccano}}! - '''85%'''
* DeathNote - '''78%'''
* DespicableMe
* ExtraCredits
* FrankenFran
* {{Freefall}}
* FuanNoTane
* FullmetalAlchemist
* GirlGenius
* GunnerkriggCourt
* HarkAVagrant
* {{Homestuck}}
* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi - '''87%'''
* TheIncredibles
* InstantClassic
* IrregularWebcomic
* LastExile - '''85%'''
* LiarGame - '''87%'''
* LovecraftIsMissing
* MakingComics
* ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings
* ReadOrDie
* SchlockMercenary
* WallE
!Played
* AchievementUnlocked
* AmericanMcGeesAlice and AliceMadnessReturns
* TheBrightInTheScreen
* ChzoMythos - TrilbysNotes and TheArtOfTheft, specifically.
* {{Chronotron}}
* {{Civilization}}
* {{Closure}}
* CommandAndConquer
* {{Continuity}}
* TabletopGame/DontRestYourHead
* (LetsPlay) {{Drakengard}}
* DwarfFortress
* (LetsPlay) EternalDarkness
* {{Eversion}}
* FantasticContraption
* TabletopGame/GeniusTheTransgression
* TabletopGame/{{Gloom}}
* GretelAndHansel
* HatofulBoyfriend
* IWannaBeTheGuy
* {{Karoshi}}
* {{Knytt}} and KnyttStories
* TheMajestyOfColors
* {{Myst}}, Riven, Exile, Revelation, URU
* MysteryOfTimeAndSpace
* {{Nitrome}} - ''Dirk Valentine and the Fortress of Steam'', ''Toxic'' and ''Toxic 2'', ''Parasite'', ''Scribble''
* TabletopGame/{{Nobilis}}
* TabletopGame/{{Paranoia}}
* VideoGame/{{Portal}}
* ThisIsTheOnlyLevel
* TowerOfHeaven
* YouHaveToBurnTheRope
* YumeNikki
!Vocalized
* AbneyPark
* TheArrogantWorms
* BlackmoresNight
* Diablo Swing Orchestra
* GaelicStorm
* GilbertAndSullivan
* IgorStravinsky
* JarsOfClay
* JonathanCoulton
* KleinFour
* Krypteria
* LeavesEyes
* {{Nightwish}}
* Peter, Paul, and Mary
* {{Petra}}
* Russkaja
* TransSiberianOrchestra
** BeethovensLastNight
* WeirdAlYankovic
* WritingExcuses
* ZombieNation
!Written
* TheAndromedaStrain
* ArsenicAndOldLace
* TheBallAndTheCross
* BringTheJubilee - '''75%'''
* [[GAHenty By Right Of Conquest]]
* ACanticleForLeibowitz
* TheCountOfMonteCristo - '''86%'''
* [[CSLewis The Dark Tower and other stories]] (the C. S. Lewis set, not the series by Stephen King, thanks)
* TheDionaeaHouse
* {{Elantris}} - '''80%'''
* [[EndersGame Ender's Shadow]] (better than the original!) - '''82%'''
* {{Fahrenheit451}} - '''89%'''
* TheFearMythos
* [[GKChesterton Four Faultless Felons]]
* GodelEscherBach
* Discworld/GoingPostal
* TheGreatBookOfAmber
* TheHighCrusade
* HouseOfLeaves
* IAmNotASerialKiller
* Discworld/InterestingTimes - '''80%'''
* [[JorgeLuisBorges Labyrinths]] - '''89%'''
* TheManWhoWasThursday - '''90%'''
* {{Manalive}}
* [[MadeleineLEngle Many Waters]]
* {{Mistborn}}
* {{Myst}}: The Book of Ti'ana
* Planet Narnia
* TheNightCircus - '''80%''' (ish)
* SCPFoundation - [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/personnel-file-noaqiyeum Where I am known under the same screen name]].
* [[TheSpaceTrilogy That Hideous Strength]] - '''84%'''
* Discworld/ThiefOfTime
* ToKillAMockingbird
* ZForZachariah
!Tropes
* Characters
** CastCalculus
*** GenreRefugee
*** LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters
*** MinimalistCast
** GuileHero
*** TheChessmaster
*** CrazyPrepared
*** CrypticallyUnhelpfulAnswer
*** MathematiciansAnswer
*** StickyFingers
*** ThirtyXanatosPileup
** InexplicablyAwesome
** TheMentallyDisturbed
*** {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
*** CuteAndPsycho
*** FriendToPsychos
*** MadDreamer
*** MoodSwinger
*** PsychoSupporter
*** PsychologicalHorror
**** EssentialMadness
**** HappyPlace
**** InescapableHorror
**** MadnessMantra
**** MentalStory
**** MentalWorld
**** PersonalHorror
**** RoomFullOfCrazy
**** SanitySlippage
*** {{Pyromaniac}}
*** ReluctantPsycho
*** TalkativeLoon
*** {{Yandere}}
** ScienceHero
*** FriendToBugs
*** MadMathematician
*** MadScientist
*** ScienceRelatedMemeticDisorder
* Setting
** {{Spectacle}}
*** ArtDeco
*** ArtNouveau
*** AsceticAesthetic
*** AwesomeAnachronisticApparel
*** Bizarrchitecture
*** {{Chiaroscuro}}
*** DesignStudentsOrgasm
*** DressCodedForYourConvenience
*** RaygunGothic
*** SceneryPorn
*** SlidingScaleOfShinyVersusGritty
*** SteamPunk
*** {{Surrealism}}
*** TechnologyPorn
**** MilitaryMashupMachine
*** WoodenShipsAndIronMen
** AlternateHistory
** CoolOfRule
** EyeMotif
** FairyTale
** MagicalRealism
** TheMultiverse
** MundaneMadeAwesome
** ShownTheirWork
** ThingsThatGoBumpInTheNight
*** EldritchAbomination
**** OurAngelsAreDifferent
** UncannyValley
*** AdorableAbomination
*** TheBlank
*** EyelessFace
*** CreepilyLongArms
*** MarionetteMotion
*** {{Undercrank}}
*** VertigoEffect
** WorldBuilding
*** AlienSea
*** AlienSky
*** WorldShapes
* Events
** TheConspiracy
*** CollidingCriminalConspiracies
*** ConspiracyKitchenSink
*** ConspiracyPlacement
** KudzuPlot
*** MindScrew
*** MindScrewdriver
** MeaningfulBackgroundEvent
** NightmareFuel
** TimeTravel
*** GroundhogDayLoop
* Themes
** AmbiguousSituation
** EvilCannotComprehendGood
** GodIsGood
** HumansAreFlawed
** [[HumansAreAverage Humans Are Nothing Special]]
** HumansThroughAlienEyes
** MaybeMagicMaybeMundane
** MoralityKitchenSink
*** BlueAndOrangeMorality
*** GrayAndGreyMorality
*** HeelRealisation
** RomanticismVsEnlightenment
** TheSacredDarkness
** TheTreacheryOfImages
** WhenIsPurple
** TheWorldIsJustAwesome
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Contributions to the Wiki]]
* Works
** LovecraftIsMissing
** Roleplay/WhenTheTropersCry
** TabletopGame/{{Gloom}}
** WingsOfDawn
** WritingExcuses
* Tropes
** ReluctantPsycho
** HostileTerraforming (launched)
** AlienSea (adopted and launched)
** MadnessTropes (cleaned, re-organised, and soft-split)
* Misc.
** CommandAndConquerEconomy (title)
** ConspiracyPlacement (image)
** NeuroVault (title)
** ReverseShrapnel (title)
** The page quote of "MisterMuffykins" is apparently from me during the YKTTW. o_O
[[/folder]]

! Tropes describing me and other assorted vandalism has been relocated [[TroperWall/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]]. We apologise for the convenience.
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