NoSoup4Me is a troper from a little-known country a short ferry trip from France. Its people all wear tweed, have reading glasses and enjoy tea and scones. Only one of those stereotypes doesn't apply to NoSoup4Me (hint: fashion sense)

NoSoup4Me is among other things, a Drama student, a writer, a comedian, a bisexual and a photophobe. That last one does not mean "afraid of photographs" but is a medical condition where your eyes become hypersensitive to light. Luckily there are a few ways to deal with that.

The following tropes are TruthInTelevision for NoSoup4Me.
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* AnythingThatMoves - averted. I'm quite picky about both genders
* BerserkButton - Photophobe, not [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]]. Seriously.
* BiTheWay - played [[IncrediblyLamePun straight]] often
* CoolShades - the basic way of dealing with my condition
* GogglesDoSomethingUnusual - Welding goggles form a neat defense against unwanted light when I'm not planning to go out that day.
* GrowingTheBeard - switching from sunglasses to contacts markedly improved my mood with people
** Also literal example between term 1 and 2 of university
* HellishPupils - contact lenses, a more advanced alternative to sunglasses, give me black irises that blend with the pupils.
* HollywoodDarkness - played straight, constantly.
* IAmNotWeasel - see BerserkButton
* InsistentTerminology - see BerserkButton
* ScaryShinyGlasses - used to happen a lot in the old sunglasses days
* SunglassesAtNight
* TaughtByTelevision - most of what I know.
* ThatCameOutWrong - sooo many: "I'd hate to have to clean out her inbox" and (discussing a sound desk) "Too many knobs and you don't get to play with all of them" are just a couple of good examples.
** "It wasn't a date, I was just going to see her chinchilla"
* TheNicknamer - easier than remembering peoples real names and I believe, more affectionate

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