->BRB, feeding the car.
->-A [[MemeticMutation typo]] she made.

Nekomata is a troper from UsefulNotes/{{Finland}}, making some minor edits here and there.

Currently 19 years old ([[OlderThanTheyLook still looking like 10-year-old.]]), she studies in her village's local upper secondary school, fighting with [[strike:[[SecretIdentity supervillains]]]] [[strike: [[ChaoticNeutral superheroes]]]] her grades and depression. Wants to be an author and/or a librarian when she grows up. A great fan of TheMoomins and EoinColfer.

If you want to find her from the Intarwebz, try [[http://purplenekomata.deviantart.com/ dA]], [[http://www.last.fm/user/Purplenekomata Last.fm]], [[http://www.youtube.com/user/Cresendoll?feature=mhw4 Youtube]] [[http://failcatfails.tumblr.com/ Tumblr]] and [[https://twitter.com/#!/MiljaTheFailcat Twitter]]. Can also be found randomly lurking in the TroperIRCChannel by the name "Nekomata" or "Failcat".

[[IHaveManyNames You may call her]] "Nekomata" or "Failcat". Whichever suits you better.
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[[folder:Tropes that she is guilty of]]

* AllLoveIsUnrequited / ShipSinking / LoveHurts / SillyRabbitRomanceIsForKids: Let's just say whenever she has a crush on anyone and leave it at that. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not that she's bitter about it or anything.]]
* AloneInACrowd
* ApologizesALot: When online.
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder
* {{Asexuality}}: Asexual, but not aromantic. She wants a significant other, but the idea of actual sex [[{{Squick}} squicks]] the hell out of her.
** CelibateHero
* AuthorAppeal: Many of her characters follow this line.
* BadAssLongcoat: Burgundy (fake) leather trenchcoat.
* BerserkButton: Spell her name wrong or forget her name. Although she is [[TranquilFury too polite to rage outwards]].
* BewareTheNiceOnes: Even Nekomata herself is scared of the day she finally snaps.
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Once when she was just getting on the bus after a day in school, a religious person pops out right fuck out of nowhere and starts babbling something about love of God or something. Nekomata got so confused that she actually stopped for a moment, because really, when people talk, they should be listened, right? When Nekomata got in the bus, she sat down, did a DoubleTake and had a nice [[strike:cup]] bucket of FlatWhat.
** See also CrowningMomentOfFunny below.
* BlackBugRoom: She has spent quite a time there, unfortunately...
* BlackSheep: Her elder sister is a metalhead. Her younger brother is a metalhead. Nekomata is not a metalhead.
** But doesn't this make her a [[IncrediblyLamePun White Sheep]] in a sense?
* BookWorm
* BrilliantButLazy: She is often told that she could get good grades if she really tried. [[SelfDeprecation But she doesn't seem to think so...]]
* CantBelieveISaidThat: "[[ItMakesSenseInContext If my laptop was attracted to toasters, there's nothing I can do about it. :(]] (I can't believe that I just typed that.)"
* CaptainObvious
* CargoShip: Her friends ship her with her laptop.
* CatGirl
* CatsAreMean
* ChaoticGood: Altough she likes to think herself as ChaoticNeutral
* CharacterDevelopment [[ItGotWorse in the bad direction]]. She used to be happy and cheerful GenkiGirl, [[GenreSavvy but she has noticed]] that she is turning into a (depressed) {{Kuudere}}. Although it almost makes sense, because [[YouFailBiologyForever her dad is somewhat Kuudere too]]...
* CloudCuckooLander: To the extent that she has a whole ''ExpandedUniverse'' in her head!
* ClusterFBomb: Hoooo boy.
* CoolBigSis: As she fails to be one, she at least has one
* CorruptTheCutie
* CovertPervert
* CrazyCatLady
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: Someone linked her Sniper!Finland picture on [[{{WMG/AxisPowersHetalia}} Hetalia's WMG page]]
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: She was once a bit late for the Swedish class, but she manages to slip in without the teacher noticing. Following dialogue was spoken:
-->'''Teacher:''' Milja! When did you get in?
-->'''Milja:''' * completely deadpan* I'm a ninja.
-->'''Teacher:''' ... Excuse me?
-->'''Milja:''' I-I mean, I just got here!
-->Cue class laughing.
** Might count as BigLippedAlligatorMoment for the teacher, too.
* CuteLittleFangs
* CutenessProximity: Played ''straaaaaaaaaaaaaight'' on her.
* {{Dandere}}
* DeadpanSnarker
* [[DoesNotLikeSpam Does Not Like Boiled Potatoes]]
* DontExplainTheJoke: [[http://purplenekomata.deviantart.com/art/SatW-Our-Finest-Moment-177108835 Here]].
-->Hahah, get it? Finest? [=FinEst=]? GET IT???? ([[LampshadeHanging Don't explain the joke,]] [[SelfDeprecation bitch]])
* DontYouDarePityMe: The main reason why she doesn't want to go to the therapist. She doesn't want to talk about her issues, because that would make people feel sorry for her.
* DysfunctionJunction: Suprisingly many people close to her have some kind of issues...
* FacePalm: She ''loves'' doing that when she is on her OnlySaneMan mood.
* FishOutOfWater
* FlatWhat: The SarcasmFailure tone and "Why the fuck are you disturbing me when I was perfectly minding my own business" tone.
* ForgetsToEat
* FourIsDeath: She is born on 4th April...
* {{Geek}} / {{Nerd}}
* GenderBender: Sometimes she looks like a boy. And once she even drew herself as one.
* GenreSavvy
* [[GrammarNazi Grammar]] [[strike:Nazi]] [[InsistentTerminology Samurai]]: Especially when her fellow Finns get the compound nouns wrong.
* GratuitousForeignLanguage / GratuitousEnglish: She tends to stuck random English in her ''Finnish'' and random Finnish in her ''English''.
* GreyAndGrayMorality
* GrowingUpSucks
* HappyDance
* HatesBeingTouched
* HeadPhonesEqualIsolation
* HeavySleeper
* HeroicWannabe
* {{Hikikomori}}: Outside world frightens her to some extent.
* IJustWantToBeSpecial
* IconicItem: One of her many [[ScarfOfAssKicking scarfs]] or her rings
* IdiotHair: No, really, her hair does that.
** Once when she went swimming with her siblings, [[CaptainObvious her hair got wet]], she let it dry on its own and next thing she knew, she had a hilarious loop of hair randomly dangling right before her ear. It looked like a pig's tail. But it stopped being funny when it didn't go away even if Nekomata brushed her hair.
* ImagineSpot
* InnerMonologue
* InstantWakingSkills: Averted. ''So hard.''
* IWishItWereReal - Averted. Sadly.
* JadeColoredGlasses
* JerkassFacade: She might say some mean things sometimes, but she doesn't mean it. Usually. Sometimes.
* JerkassWoobie
* {{Kuudere}}
* LazyBum
* LethalChef
* LimitedSocialCircle: She isn't really interested in meeting new friends.
* LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters: And they ''all'' are her children.
* LonersAreFreaks
* LooksLikeCesare: She's on her way.
* MadnessMantra / SurvivalMantra: "I don't care... I can't do this... I don't want to..." Gee, [[NoodleIncident that winter]] [[{{Understatement}} really sucked]], didn't it? [[spoiler:If you ''really'' want to know: she was diagnosed with depression. It went away for the summer, but has shown sings of coming back.]]
* {{Mangst}}: ''Womanly'' mangst!!
* {{Meganekko}}: Although she can kindasorta see without them, but when not wearing them she looks really, ''[[{{Understatement}} really]]'' [[TheNondescript plain]].
* MiddleChildSyndrome: Averted, thank God.
* MonochromaticEyes: She draws herself with these to represent her lazy/melancholic/Cloudcuckoolanderish personality. In RealLife, her eyes are [[GrayEyes grayish]] [[BlueEyes blue]] with amber dots.
* MoodSwinger: And ''how''!
* MostFanficWritersAreFemale
* [[MrImagination Ms Imagination]]
* MyNameIsNotDurwood: Flavor F with occasional C. But it is ''not'' funny to her.
* NiceHat: A purple cowboyhat and a witch hat with purple fake hair. Altough she doesn't wear them too often...
** More recently, a black fedora her brother gave her.
* NoSenseOfDirection
* NotAMorningPerson - Don't wake her loudly. ''Don't''. [[BerserkButton She ]]''[[BerserkButton will]]'' [[BerserkButton kill you]].
* NotGoodWithPeople - Type 1
* OlderThanTheyLook
* OldShame - What you say? A [[{{Understatement}} crappy]] ''{{Cyborg009}}'' fic with a SelfInsert, MarySue-ish OC as the main character? [[DisContinuity Never happened!]]
** And on that note, an "[[CaptainErsatz original]]" story of [[GingaNagareboshiGin "Kultanuoli"]]? What? I can't hear you, LALALALALA!!!
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Kindasorta averted, since some people ''do'' know her name. Although they tend to forget it. Which she is not amused by.
* OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent - But her [[AMindIsATerribleThingToRead mind]]...
* {{Otaku}} - The men in 2D world ''are'' better...
* PaleSkinnedBrunette
* PerpetualFrowner: So much that she [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] it by saying that her face pretty much looks like this emoticon: |:c
* {{Pettanko}}
** ACupAngst
* PickyEater - But when she finds something she likes, [[BigEater she eats it a lot]]
* ProudToBeAGeek
* PowerFantasy
* RapidFireTyping
* SarcasmMode - Sarcasm is her second language.
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud - Sometimes even while deadpan.
* ScarfOfAssKicking
* ScaryShinyGlasses
* SelfDeprecation
* SerialTweaker
* SheCleansUpNicely - She is often told that she could be pretty if she bothered a bit, [[SelfDeprecation buuuuuuuuuut...]]
* ShrinkingViolet
* SkirtOverSlacks - No PantyShot for you!
* SmallTownBoredom
* SomeCallMeTim: Her real name is Milja, but her mother nickamed her "Miitu" while she was just weeks old. Nowadays she doesn't really notice wether people call her by her real name or Miitu.
* SophisticatedAsHell
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: It's "Mil'''J'''a", not "Mi'''LL'''a"!!!! [[BerserkButton DAMMIT!!!]]
* {{Squee}}
* StoicSpectacles
* StrangeGirl
* SugarAndIcePersonality
* SuperDrowningSkills - [[WeaksauceWeakness She shouldn't be allowed to go near water without supervision.]]
* SuperPoweredEvilSide
* SweetTooth
* TheNondescript: If she one morning wakes up without a face, she wouldn't be too surprised.
* ThePesci
* TheSnarkKnight
* TheStoic to some extent
* TheQuietOne - But she tends to be ingnored when she ''does'' speak up...
* TheyreCalledPersonalIssuesForAReason: She doesn't like sharing her ~*~feelings~*~.
* TranquilFury
* {{Tsundere}}
* VerbalTic: When speaking with people she doesn't know or is uncomfortable with, she tends to start her lines with "Mmm".
* VerbalBackSpace
* WallGlower
* WeaksauceWeakness: Her many allergies. And, as said above, SuperDrowningSkills
* WikiWalk: Her brain tends to do this. A lot.
* WritersCannotDoMath
* WrongGenreSavvy
* YaoiFangirl
* YourMindMakesItReal: She has personified Frustration, her Imagination and even Reality
* YuriFanGirl
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!Works she enjoys:

[[folder:Anime and manga]]
* ''AntiqueBakery''
* ''ArakawaUnderTheBridge''
* ''AzumangaDaioh''
* ''BlueExorcist''
* ''CardCaptorSakura''
* ''ChisSweetHome''
* ''{{Cyborg009}}''
* ''DetectiveConan''
* ''{{Durarara}}''
* ''ExcelSaga''
* ''FairyTail''
* ''FruitsBasket''
* ''FullMetalAlchemist''
* ''GetBackers''
* ''GingaNagareboshiGin''
* ''HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi''
* ''JunjouRomantica''
* ''{{Kekkaishi}}''
* ''LuckyStar''
* ''{{Mushishi}}''
* ''NausicaaOfTheValleyOfTheWind''
* ''{{Nichijou}}''
* ''OnePiece''
* ''PokemonSpecial''
* ''PrincessTutu''
* ''PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''
* ''RaveMaster''
* ''ShamanKing''
* ''{{Shiki}}''
* ''SoulEater''
* ''SteinsGate''
* ''StrikeWitches''
* ''TheMelancholyOfHaruhiSuzumiya''
* ''TigerAndBunny''
* ''TsubasaReservoirChronicle''
* ''UminekoNoNakuKoroNi''
* ''{{xxxHolic}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comics]]
* ''{{Bone}}''
* ''{{Marsupilami}}''
* ''SpirouAndFantasio''
* ''{{Tintin}}''
* ''YokoTsuno''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Games]]
* ''{{Audiosurf}}''
* ''{{Avernum}}''
* ''DragonQuest VIII''
* ''KingdomHearts''
* ''OdinSphere''
* ''{{Okami}}''
* ''TeamFortress2'' (Even though she sucks at {{FPS}}s)
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
* ''{{Abarat}}''
* ''ArtemisFowl'', or anything by EoinColfer
* ''{{Discworld}}''
* ''HarryPotter''
* ''{{Holes}}''
* ''HowlsMovingCastle''
* ''HowToTrainYourDragon''
* ''PercyJackson''
* ''PrincessDiaries''
* ''SherlockHolmes''
* ''SkulduggeryPleasant''
* ''TheSpiderwickChronicles''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live Action TV]]
* ''DoctorWho''
* ''{{Friends}}''
* ''Series/{{Heroes}}''
* ''{{Lost}}''
* ''{{Monk}}''
* ''MythBusters''
* ''Series/{{Sherlock}}''
* ''{{Supernatural}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Movies]]
* ''[[{{Ptitle1d5irnza}} 9]]''
* Many of the old school {{Disney}} movies, especially ''BeautyAndTheBeast''
** Also, ''{{Fantasia}}''
* ''BrokebackMountain''
* ''{{Cats}}''
* ''{{Chicago}}''
* ''HowlsMovingCastle''
* ''{{Interstella5555}}''
* ''KungFuPanda''
* ''MammaMia''
* ''MerryChristmasMrLawrence'' (The only movie she had cried at. This far.)
* ''PiratesOfTheCaribbean''
* ''ShanghaiNoon''
* ''{{Shrek}}''
* ''SherlockHolmes''
* ''TheCrow''
* ''TheFifthElement''
* ''TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy''
* ''TheLordOfTheRings''
* ''TheMatrix''
* ''WallE''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
* {{Abba}} (GuiltyPleasure and influence from her mother)
* {{Apocalyptica}}
* ColdPlay
* DaftPunk
* DoctorSteel
* FranzFerdinand
* Gregorian
* Kemopetrol
* Kwan
* MachinaeSupremacy
* MassiveAttack
* Moby
* Mute Math
* Muse
* {{Nightwish}}
* Oomph!
* Owl City
* Pendulum
* PinkFloyd (Influence from her father)
* Processory
* {{Rammstein}}
* Röyksopp
* Sara (a Finnish band)
* Scooter
* Snow Patrol
* SongsToWearPantsTo
* SonataArctica
* {{Sugizo}}
* SusumuHirasawa
* TheBeatles
* The Crash
* TheDecemberists
* {{U2}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web comics]]
* ''{{Blip}}''
* ''CuantaVida''
* ''CucumberQuest''
* ''Distillum''
* ''GunnerkriggCourt''
* ''HarkAVagrant''
* ''HeadTrip''
* ''Helvetica''
* ''IWasKidnappedByLesbianPiratesFromOuterSpace''
* ''JohnnyWander''
* ''KhaosKomix''
* ''KiwiBlitz''
* ''MahouShounenFight''
* ''MeatyYogurt''
* ''{{Niels}}''
* ''{{Paranatural}}''
* ''Prague Race''
* ''QuestionableContent''
* ''{{Sakana}}''
* ''ScandinaviaAndTheWorld''
* ''SfeerTheory''
* ''SkinDeep''
* ''So... You're a Cartoonist?''
* ''SugarStars''
* ''{{Teahouse}}''
* ''TheLessThanEpicAdventuresOfTJAndAmal''
* ''The Super-Gay Adventures of Ross Boston''
* ''TheYoungProtectors''
* ''ThisIsTheWorstIdeaYouveEverHad''
* ''TrippingOverYou''
* ''Tumbleweed''
* ''WereAllInThisTogheter''
* ''YuMeDream''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web original]]
* ''AMVHell''
* ''DragonBallAbridged''
* ''FalloutNukaBreak''
* ''FreemansMind''
** Barney's Mind
** Chell's Mind
** Shepard's Mind
* ''IsItAGoodIdeaToMicrowaveThis''
* ''ThatGuyWithTheGlasses''
* ''TheAbridgingOfHaruhiSuzumiya''
* ''TheGmodIdiotBox''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Works of fiction she has intention to watch/read]]
* ''BlackCat''
* ''DarkerThanBlack''
* ''DeadmanWonderland''
* ''DenshaOtoko''
* ''DGrayMan''
* ''DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog''
* ''{{Gankutsuou}}''
* ''GhostHound''
* ''GuiltyCrown''
* ''JigokuShoujo''
* ''{{Kamichu}}''
* ''{{Katanagatari}}''
* ''KinosJourney''
* ''{{Kuragehime}}''
* ''KyoKaraMaoh''
* ''{{lonelygirl15}}''
* ''MaisonIkkoku''
* ''{{MAR}}''
* ''NowAndThenHereAndThere''
* ''NabariNoOu''
* ''{{Okamisan}}''
* ''PhiBrainKamiNoPuzzle''
* ''PleaseSaveMyEarth''
* ''PumpkinScissors''
* ''RozenMaiden''
* ''ShakuganNoShana''
* ''SummerWars''
* ''ToAruMajutsuNoIndex''
* ''TowaNoQuon''
* ''{{Trigun}}''
* ''UnGo''
* ''YakitateJapan''
* ''ZeroSevenGhost''
[[/folder]]

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Vandalism
* Tropers/MegTheMaggot: Hey, I know you from the CuantaVida forums. Hi!
** Tropers/NekomataTheFailcat: Dah, it took me a while to notice this! (Fail, me) Hii!
* Tropers/{{AlBundyFan365}}: Hey, you also like listening to music by The Beatles, maybe even more than ''or'' just as much as me. That's great because they're the best band ever, am I right? Plus, for LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters, what do you mean by "And they ''all'' are her children"? I have no intention to be rude, it's just that when I read it, I became confused as to what that means. Anyway, if you want to, you can go visit my Troper page. Also, PLEASE try to leave a nice comment about it for me, OK? Life is better with friends, not enemies.
* I have magically found this page, random person. Love, anonymous troper who totally doesn't know you-
** Nekomata: Daha, I saw your nickname on the page history, YOU WERE CAUGHT. >:D But hello, fellow Finn!
* You seem like an awesome Troper,so [[Tropers/FujinKeima This Troper]] figured he'd say hi
** Did you update your trope page,because I seem to relate more to you o:
* Hello to Finland. Make sure to pass by my profile. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
* Nekomata? There's someone in my {{Pokemon}} Online clan with that name. You wouldn't, by chance, happen to be a member of the Magnet Risers, would you? (If not, hello anyway, friend!) - @/BlakeDiamond
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