Hello, I'm Mr Mallard. I'm an on-again off-again troper, and I'm active on other sites like Tumblr and Fanfiction.net. If you think you've run into me somewhere else out on the internet, feel free to ask.

I like:

* Anime
** FiveCentimetersPerSecond
** K-ON
** NeonGenesisEvangelion
** SasamekiKoto
** WaitingInTheSummer
* Video Games
** FinalFantasy
** JakAndDaxter
** MassEffect
** {{Minecraft}}
** Pokemon
** RatchetAndClank
** SaintsRow
* Music
** CountingCrows
** TheMountainGoats
** The Weakerthans
* Reading/writing fanfiction
* Alcohol
* QuestionableContent
* Shipping
* Being chill about stuff
* [[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3548760CFDEF5F6C&feature=mh_lolz AMVs]]

[[folder: Retired sigs]]
* "''There are no indigenous people on the moon.''" - [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/Madrugada Madrugada]]
* "It's a sticky cycle of randomness and porn. Like a Katamari of smut." - Tropers/GethKnight
* One day, House was walk into his House. "It is good to have House House!" say House, as he walk into House House.
* When life is holding you hostage, is it any wonder you develop Stockholm Syndrome? - {{Tropers/Malchus}}
[[/folder]]

!VANDALISM GOES [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperWall/MrMallard HERE]] BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN A CHANGE IN REGULATIONS