-> ''Treating cancer is expensive and time-consuming, but I have a back alley and [[BatterUp a baseball bat]].''
-->-- Me, being the world's worst doctor.

I'm an average teenager, aspiring novelist, and NeutralGood JerkWithAHeartOfGold. When I'm not [[HollywoodToneDeaf singing off-key]], [[GamerChick playing video games]], or [[BoisterousBruiser man-handling those I love,]] I'm often on the internet, doing [[ShapedLikeItself internet things.]]

Feel free to write on my page in the vandalism section. Also, I generally go by Meg or some variation thereof on boards. Be sure to say hi if you see me. I also recently changed my handle on the wiki from The Tall One to Meg The Maggot. Sorry 'bout that, I'm trying for some semblance of continuity amongst my various screen names.

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Pages launched:
* JeremyMessersmith
* MyLifeIsAverage
* ThisIsTheWorstIdeaYouveEverHad
* MissManners: NeedsMoreLove
* Characters/CuantaVida.
* BadassAndBaby
* SayYesToTheDress
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This Troper features examples of:

* AmbiguouslyJewish: I'm not actually Jewish, (see GoodCatholic below,) but people always assume I am.
* {{Asexuality}}
* AttractiveBentGender
* BerserkButton: Harass my friends and I will drop you.
* BewareTheNiceOnes
* {{Bifauxnen}}: I'm either a fair-to-middling girl or a REALLY pretty boy. [[http://fav.me/d2mlknx You be the judge.]]
* CelibateHero: I have the "Celibate" bit worked out, now all I need to do is work out the "Hero" part.
* CharacterDevelopment: I shifted from a ChaoticNeutral GrumpyBear to a NeutralGood [[TheLinus Linus.]] Elements of my cynicism still remain, and I can be [[KickTheDog cruel,]] but my inner idealist finally managed to trump my only slightly less inner JerkAss. The result is a KnightInSourArmor with PingPongNaivete.
* {{Expy}}: Of either [[TeamFortress2 The Pyro]] or [[Left4Dead Nick]], depending on who you ask.
* FanGirl: Towards {{Valve}}
* GoNagaiSideburns: ...My hair does interesting things when left to its own devices.
* GoodCatholic: I refer to myself as a "Guilty Catholic."
* HairAntennae: ...My hair does interesting things when left to its own devices.
* IdiotHair: [[RuleOfThree ...My hair does interesting things when left to its own devices.]]
* InstantWakingSkills
* TheIrishDiaspora
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* {{Kuudere}}
* TheLancer: What I consider myself.
* LonersAreFreaks
* MostFanficWritersAreFemale
* StoicSpectacles
* {{Tsundere}}: Type B. I'm a pleasant, polite, (if [[DeadpanSnarker a little snarky]]) to most people. If met with an equally intelligent, if snarky person willing to engage in a snark war, I turn into [[JerkAss a total bitch.]]
* WhenSheSmiles
* [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes Why Did It Have To Be Heights?]]
* WrenchWench: I'm not much of a mechanic, but I am a carpenter.
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Vandalism:

* {{Tropers/Sayael}}: Have to give thanks to you, since I used your page to help make mine. I can't edit my way out of a pencil smudge.
** You're more than welcome. :3
** [[@/AlternateMew Your page's template has now been borrowed at least twice]]. Thank you for having a nice looking page and this section so I can announce that I copied- er, learned form you! :)
* Tropers/DorianMode:...What part of Minnesota are you from?
** The TwinCities, natch.
*** Some Wednesday night you should stop by Grumpy's in Minneapolis. There's an open-comedy thing I go to...
*** Wednesdays are usually pretty busy for me, but I'll see...
* {{Tropers/Belfagor}}: Nice page with an awesome quote! Feel free to vandalize my page in change.
* As an aspiring novelist to another, I have to tell you that being on this site will ''seriously'' affect your writing... for better or worse. And thanks for the advice: you're the last doctor I'll go see in an emergency. Hi! - @/AmusedTroperGuy
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Profiles:
* [[http://rosesinthesnow.deviantart.com/ DeviantArt]]
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2309810/ FanFiction.net]]
* [[http://teensknowbeststpaul.blogspot.com/search/label/Meghan%27s%20Reviews Book Reviews]]
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