If I must...

A male something-teen who lives in Australia and has a fondness for ellipses... Knows a thing or two about the Army, engineering, media, survival, history, tactics, weapons, music, algebra, food and not much else...

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!!Tropes which Describe / Are invoked by Mason:

* TheBigGuy
* KnightInSourArmor
* ChivalrousPervert
* EvilSoundsDeep
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* IncrediblyLamePun
* {{The Power Of Rock}}
* PrecisionFStrike