!May or may not be humble bragging:
* AbsentMindedProfessor: I need timers to cook anything well.
* BewareTheNiceOnes/YouWouldntLikeMeWhenImAngry: [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intermittent_explosive_disorder Intermittent Explosive Disorder]]
* GratuitousFrench: Je parle un petit peu de francais.
* NeutralGood: I'm not very good at being a Christian.
* ProudToBeAGeek
* TheUnpronounceable: For some reason most people can't say my surname properly, even though it's a normal Scottish clan.
* TroublemakingNewPet: My family doesn't have a lot of luck in choosing pets.