[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOntheTin I am, indeed, both a mama and a nerd.]]

I'm Victoria or Vicki, 24 years old, living in New Hampshire and currently a retail drone at the local Target. I'm married to a [[GentleGiant literally HUGE]] [[{{Fanboy}} nerd]] named Gary, and together we have a four-year-old Nerdling named Nicholas. (Gary is OneOfUs now; there are some who call him... [[strike:[[MontyPython Tim]]]] er, {{@/Lord_Fenric}}. Our assimilation is nearly complete.)

I was a military brat growing up, and then tried joining the Army- that didn't work out as planned, and there was a good year where I worked odd jobs and then quite cheerfully went crazy. Turned out I had bipolar disorder, compounded by some [[DarkandTroubledPast past]] [[PervertDad demons]] I had never addressed [[CallingtheOldManOut until that point]]... so the moral of my story is [[AndKnowingIsHalftheBattle get therapy if you need it, kiddos.]] [[BrilliantButLazy Anyway, I can't decide on a college major]] but [[HesBack do hope to go back]] early next year... currently leaning towards education; we'll see.

[[MoodWhiplash Okay, enough of the serious stuff.]] Trope time!

'''MAMANERD'S TROPES'''

* BrownEyes + BrainyBrunette = CurtainsMatchTheWindow; however...
** PaleSkinnedBrunette is a SubvertedTrope. I don't match the personality. Instead, I'm a...
* HotBlooded
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* DitzyGenius
* GenkiGirl
* and a [[{{Tsundere}} Tsundere, type II.]]
* HappilyMarried, to my VictoriousChildhoodFriend [[IncrediblyLamePun (hence my name?)]] as well as a MamaBear to my son.
** Also making NerdsAreVirgins an AvertedTrope. (Yay!)
* BadassNormal- I have synaesthesia and can always tell true north; I'd like to think a few years of military training helped too.
* BiTheWay- being married and all, it never came up with the recruiters. Phew.
* ChaoticGood
* LeftFielder
* KindHeartedCatLover
* TalkativeLoon
* WeirdnessMagnet (And working at a return desk does not help matters at all...
* Master of the PrecisionFStrike
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* [[RedOniBlueOni Red Oni, to my husband's Blue Oni]]
* Somewhere between BigBeautifulWoman and HollywoodPudgy now; hope to eventually be a BadassBookworm
* A proponent of GratuitousSpanish and the FascinatingEyebrow; also a FriendToAllLivingThings [[WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes (except scorpions, ick.)]]
* ScarsAreForever- in this case, c-section scars.
* BerserkButton- I have bipolar, my husband has AspergerSyndrome, and my son is autistic. [[BewaretheNiceOnes Disparaging remarks about mental health issues are not a good idea.]]

'''MAMANERD'S FANDOM GOODNESS'''

'''General'''

* LordOfTheRings
* HarryPotter
* BuffyTheVampireSlayer
* {{Firefly}}
* TheWheelOfTime
* ASongOfIceAndFire
* KushielsLegacy
* DoctorWho / {{Torchwood}}
* AvatarTheLastAirbender (TheMovie [[{{Discontinuity}} never happened.) ]]
* {{NCIS}}
* TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy
* MontyPython
* SouthPark
* {{Scrubs}}
* The works of BrandonSanderson, especially the {{Mistborn}} Trilogy
* BabylonFive
* {{Lost}}
* {{Watchmen}} (the graphic novel; still gotta watch the movie)
* TheDresdenFiles (soon, reading now!)
* TheVorkosiganSaga (likewise, currently reading)
* {{Fables}} (again, current graphic novel)
* NeilGaiman- [[MadeofWin anything.]]
* {{Discworld}}
* OrderOfTheStick
* GirlGenius (Still archive-binging; this comic is like a living, breathing nerdgasm!)
* GoodEats
* IronChef
* {{Futurama}}
* InvaderZim
* [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Obsessive knitting and crocheting]]
* ... [[EverythingsCuterWithKittens And cats.]]

'''To Be Read/Watched- General'''

* {{Temeraire}}
* ScottPilgrim
* TheDarkTower
* {{Sandman}}
* SherlockHolmes
* TheIliad

I'm not huge on VideoGames, but I have played a few and thoroughly enjoy TeamFortress2, {{Halo}}, {{Portal}}, and [[Left4Dead Left 4 Dead (Both 1 and 2)]], so they should be mentioned here too. (Oh, and DestroyAllHumans is very stress-relieving after a long day of customer service, [[LaughingMad hahahahaha...]])

I've only been a proper {{Anime}} fan for a little over a month (as of 8/3/10), but have done some serious ArchiveBinge during this time. Thus, I feel it warrants two lists:

'''Anime/Manga'''

Long story short, ThisVeryWiki got me addicted. My former messy list has now been replaced with a sleek, fashionable My Anime List, viewable [[http://myanimelist.net/animelist/mamanerd here.]] I will happily take any and all suggestions for anime/manga to watch/read... [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife Educate me, fellow tropers!]]

!! Please leave graffiti after the tone. '''* BEEP* '''
* Hmph. Stupid graffiti wall. I am '''not''' vandalizing you b-because I like you or anything. * blush* S-so don't get the wrong idea. Got that? -- @/{{jcruz}}
** (Puts on George Takei impression) OOOH, MY... ;)
* It's refreshing to see someone admit that they're a nerd. Some people are ashamed of it, but you wear it as a badge of pride. Good job, @/{{Mamanerd}}. ~ @/AlirozTheConfused.
** Thanks! This is awesome to hear, I feel like I'm part of the Nerd Liberation Front... I still catch myself using "nerd" disparagingly, especially at work, so this is a nice self-esteem boost. :D
*** (The N.L.F. really needs to exist, come to think of it... it should have branches in every high school. Joss Whedon will write the curriculum for the tolerance classes; and there will be bake sales,[[{{Portal}} where there will be cake.]] That is all.)
* Why, hello there, dear. My, what an interesting trope page you have here...I guess I shall have to come and CONQUER IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!!! MWAHAHAHAHA...ooh, wait, realized that your husband conquering your page may have some UnfortunateImplications, IfYouKnowWhatIMean...Ah well, whatever, love you, leave you to your troping...{{@/Lord_Fenric}} :)
** Is it getting hot on this contributor page, or is it just me? ;) Love ya too!
* Way cool profile, mamanerd. --@/{{Morven}}
* I recommend the UsefulNotes. You'll be educated and at the same time read silliness! (How do we do it? I have no idea...) - @/AmusedTroperGuy