Ok. So I should [[DescribeTopicHere describe myself here]]...

'''Me In Tropes:'''
* AffablyEvil: Not really evil just more or less a [[ChaoticNeutral selfish bastard]] (what level I can be considered a JerkWithAHeartOfGold is debatable), but I tend to be underestimated because of my apparent "niceness". I call it "habitual kindness".
--> "[[TheAntiNihilist Be kind to each other because no one else will.]]" - I don't remember who.
* BigFun: Yes. I'm obese and "nice" and fun and lovable if you give me a chance. (I can turn into a FatBastard if you manage to convince me that [[AffablyEvil it's futile to be nice to you]]... precisely one person succeeded to do this since I'm considered an adult: [[CorruptCorporateExecutive my ex-boss]]).
* BrutalHonesty: Truth sets you free even if it hurts like hell. I see some use in little white lies, but nothing more, lying about things that you can't keep in secret (and people almost always overestimate their ability) is disaster waiting to happen. ... I'm quite capable of "[[LoopholeAbuse truth]] [[AmbiguousSyntax bending]]" when I really WANT to hurt someone though.
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: The core tenet of my whole belief system. (Yes. To the GodsNeedPrayerBadly extreme. I'm agnostic about the question of a creator or supreme god outside these frames. See also: WhoWritesThisCrap)
* CloudcuckooLander: I'm a professed UsefulNotes/{{Discordia}}n. Sanity is overrated.
* Website/DeviantArt: I have an [[http://mali-chan.deviantart.com/ account]] (Yes. I'm the idiot doing the Hungarian translation of ''Webcomic/{{Roommates}}'' and ''Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor'')
* DownInTheDumps: I grew up in a scrapyard (my mothers workplace). SCRAPYARDS ARE AWESOME! You wouldn't believe the awesome stuff some people throw away. If someone ever asks me "[[WhereDoesHeGetAllThoseWonderfulToys Where do you get all those wonderful toys?]]" chances are from the trash. (Almost [[InfiniteSupplies all my clothing]] at least and I don't look like a RummageSaleReject.)
* EvenEvilHasStandards. I could easily pirate proprietary software, I just feel it's [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil not right]] if [[DigitalPiracyIsOkay it's not at least 3 but preferably 5 years old]]. I don't download movies either before entering syndication so I could also "tape" them.
** As general rule: If I can get it legally I'll get it that way (or NOT at all) except if I can get legally AND free but the not so legal alternative gives me better quality... if I CAN'T get it legally: It's free game.
** So: I'm a {{Linux}} user out of monetary and moral reasons and {{Freeware|Games}} / AbandonWare / {{Emulation}} / Open Source Software supporter.
* {{Fangirl}}: I have an unhealthy obsession with:
** ''Film/{{Labyrinth}}'',
** ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles'',
** ''Franchise/ShinMegamiTensei'',
** ''TheFairFolk'',
** and the MegaCrossover [[FanFic fan]][[{{Webcomic}} comic]] 'verse known as the ''Building-verse'' (''[[Webcomic/{{Roommates2007}} Roommates]]'' and its {{Spin Off}}s like ''GirlsNextDoor'' and ''DownTheStreet'').
** Other lesser obsessions: ''Anime/HellGirl'', ''TheCrow'', ''{{Geneforge}}'', ''TheUnwritten'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Gargoyles}}'', ''Series/BabylonFive'' etc.
* FanOfUnderdog: I'm a FanFic / FanArt enthusiast. Even if it's bad it's yours, you're at least creating something! That's more than most people can say about themselves. DON'T GIVE UP! (I also routinely test read. I know PAIN and I still support you!)
* GamerChick: Sadly one with under-average skill level. But I like to game...
** I also play [[TabletopGames tabletop RPG's]]. I have the most experience with ''{{TabletopGame/MAGUS}}'' (THE Hungarian RPG, It survived 4 editions without a unified task resolution system... yes. It sucks.), ''OldWorldOfDarkness'' and ''TabletopGame/{{Exalted}}''.
* GlurgeAddict / NightmareFetishist: Yes. Both. Either it TastesLikeDiabetes or [[NightmareFuel Causes Nightmares]] I'll probably like it, if it has [[{{Metafiction}} self-referential themes]] or is [[MindScrew weird]] even better. OK. I can only tolerate [[ViewersAreMorons Stupidity]] and/or {{Gorn}} (it isn't scary nor interesting it's boring... and [[{{Squick}} disgusting]] but that's beside the point) in small amounts. I also have a thing for {{Apocalypse|How}}s.
* GreyAndGrayMorality: Black and white doesn't exist in moral questions. I can even sympathize more with {{Blue And Orange|Morality}} than {{Black And White|Morality}} in this question. In my personal opinion and experience only those people deal in moral absolutes who want to feel morally superior (I never met anybody with this type of thinking who cast himself on the Black side[[note]](I can imagine someone deeply disturbed (like a really bad case of depression) doing this but not "normal" people)[[/note]]), doesn't put effort in thinking about moral questions at all or who doesn't really believes in it but sees its inherent potential for manipulation.
* HumansAreFlawed: I believe in this... also every creature is flawed. Even the [[MarySue perfect ones]] are perfectly annoying.
* UsefulNotes/{{Hungar|y}}an: Yes. And proud of it... but I'm not prone to UsefulNotes/MisplacedNationalism.
* KindheartedCatlover: Maybe even CrazyCatLady in beginning stages...
* MeaningfulName: Did I mentioned that I named myself after a SuperVillain? ''Malitia'' is an alternative spelling of ''Malicia'' which in turn was the Hungarian name of the XMen villainess ''Malice'' (she was one of the Marauders, and DemonicPossession was her main game)... Yeah. I can be a ManipulativeBitch.
** Happened when I entered college and had to choose a nickname for IRC (in 1998). That was the first year I ever saw that [[NewMediaAreEvil weird thing]] called TheInternet. So nostalgic.
* NinjaEditor: I do this depressingly often, but at least don't tend to {{troll}} with it.
* OneTruePairing: I ridiculously ship Mr. King / Mrs. Norrington. Aren't [[http://asherhyder.deviantart.com/art/Roommates-Twilight-Waltz-308908496 they]] just adorable? ❤.❤ A {{Mayfly December|Romance}} - {{December December|Romance}} couple that also subverts most romance tropes and is a {{Deconstruction}} of ParanormalRomance as a genre in general. (MagnificentBastard + TheGadfly = mindgames guaranteed; {{Angst}} averted.)
** For a MUCH lesser extent I also ship Jareth / Sarah and Erik / Mag.
* ProudToBeAGeek: And how.
* SadClown: This is an improvement, in my childhood and part of teen years I was a StepfordSmiler because KidsAreCruel (with my background I was pretty much a designated target. Not to mention my ShrinkingViolet tendencies because already [[GenreSavvy noticed]] [[LonersAreFreaks how]] [[CloudcuckooLander strange]] I was ... I grew out of it trough a SnarkKnight period) and probably also CreepyChild for those people who think that LonersAreFreaks and find TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior creepy.
* TrademarkFavouriteFood: Donut. So much it's my default greeting entering some chatrooms.
* TroperDemographics: {{Subverted|Trope}}. I'm female and older than the average...
** Old enough to remember [[TheGreatPoliticsMessUp the fall of the Berlin wall]] and even the first satellite and/or cable TV channels here (mostly German free broadcast ones)... So I'm in my thirties.
* TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary: I consider my fluent Tropese a legitimate language skill.
* WhoWritesThisCrap: I say or at least think this an awful lot... I also tend to wonder WhoWouldWantToWatchUs. Thanks to teenage depression when I reached full solipsism and even more by questioning my own and the worlds reality / fictionality around the age of 16... I solved this with reaching ''enlightenment'' (or maybe I went even more crazy[[note]](I basically concluded that: "The true question is not what is real and what not. The question is what does it matter and why do you care?")[[/note]]).
** You could say the inept storytelling is my best argument against an omnipotent writer (creator god) ... I could still see an omnipotent amoral trickster doing it ForTheLulz though, or imagine that I and all people I know are just background color.
** I also like {{Metafiction}}. A lot.
* ZombieAdvocate: To be precise "Intelligensmosópor-jogi aktivista" word by word "Intelligent Washing Powder Rights Activists" but more focused on the meaning "Intelligent Molecule Rights Activists". I said that I'm a CloudcuckooLander. [[labelnote:Click here to explain the joke]]There was a marketing gimmick in the late 90s early 2000s around here (nowadays it's a DeadHorseTrope) that claimed that the product (mostly washing powder or cleaning products) contained "Intelligent Molecules" that did the work for you. Sometimes even depicting it as little people in the stuff. If they're REALLY intelligent forcing them to work for us is slavery, if they cease to exist because of it: Genocide! Poor creatures dying for our convenience. Who could you! YouBastard![[/labelnote]]

* DysfunctionalFamily: And how... It's at the end because nobody's really interested.
** DisappearedDad: He was there to [[DivorceAssetsConflict sue me and/or my mother until I got 26]] though. I also don't want to accuse him with anything [[NotProven without evidence]], but there were unnaturally many [[MakeItLookLikeAnAccident weird almost accidents]] around the time of their [[DivorceAssetsConflict divorce]] that [[OffingTheOffspring could kill me]] and my mother.
*** {{Harmless|Villain}} VillainWithGoodPublicity: My father. He definitely had the [[NeutralEvil intentions]], the [[EvilMatriarch family background]] and the PR but he [[PokeThePoodle sucked]] [[BornUnlucky a lot]]. I mean: I still live, as does my mother, and from his three children not one speaks with him. EVER.
** {{Good Parent|s}} / [[WhatTheHellDad What The Hell, Mom?]]: My mother is a good parent with some *cough* quirks like believes in BrutalHonesty enough and doesn't believe in {{Censorship|Tropes}}[[note]]"I don't think you're old enough to read/watch/play/etc. that, because *reason*, but I won't stop you."[[/note]] at all to also qualify as "[[WhatTheHellDad What The Hell, Mom?]]" at times (I read their divorce papers at the age of 7 and that was one of the less scary or weird things).
*** SelfMadeWoman: My mother. She comes form a miner family and ended up in the middle-management of a state owned company specializing in recycling (Socialism) and later she run her own business (Read: She managed a [[DownInTheDumps scrapyard]]). To reach this she is was kinda {{Workaholic}} and not [[RealWomenDontWearDresses too]] [[TheLadette feminine]].
** HasTwoMommies: I had 3 not blood related grandmothers and two of them where an OddCouple consisting of a GrannyClassic and a CoolOldLady (still dating and having a sexlife[[note]](I got that TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior form somewhere. Thanks to her stories I never ''needed'' TheTalk.)[[/note]]). I also had countless not blood related uncles from my mother's workplace.