->"I dunno, I just wrote down the formula and guessed."
->"Anybody wanna play euchre?"
-->--''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iA_rKdeoaNM Shit Engineers Say]]''

Your good pal Lotuschan began troping after reading a certain ''[[{{XKCD}} xkcd]]'' comic. Yeah, you know [[http://xkcd.com/609 the one]]. [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife It all went downhill from there.]]

Here's the rundown: Canadian. Female. [[ExamplesOfMyersBriggsPersonalitiesInStories INTJ]]. [[TheEngineer Civil engineering]] student. Lazy artist. Extremely vulnerable to CutenessProximity.

She is mainly a contributor to the pages of webcomics and web originals.

She plans on making comics at some point, but sadly there's no definite time frame due to the [[BlatantLies thrilling life]] of an engineering student. An adventure tale by the name of ''Blackbird'' may be coming eventually, but in the meantime you can check out her {{DeviantART}} [[http://kristenmachina.deviantart.com here]], and her {{Tumblr}} [[http://kristenmachina.tumblr.com here]].
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!!This troper provides examples of:
* BrilliantButLazy: The primary reason why she hasn't made a webcomic yet.
* CaptainObvious: There's one in every group.
* DeadpanSnarker
* GrammarNazi
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness
* SheCleansUpNicely
* SirSwearsALot
* TheEngineer
* {{Tsundere}}
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!!Media Consumed: (This list is non-exhaustive)
[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Anime and Manga]]
* ''Manga/AttackOnTitan''
* ''Manga/{{Beck}}''
* ''Manga/DeathNote''
* ''Anime/DragonballZ''
* ''Anime/EurekaSeven''
* ''Anime/FiveCentimetersPerSecond''
* ''Anime/{{FLCL}}''
* ''Manga/FruitsBasket''
* ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''
* ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic''
* ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeed''
** ''Anime/MobileSuitGundamSeedDestiny''
* ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''
** ''Manga/RockLeesSpringtimeOfYouth''
* ''Manga/OuranHighSchoolHostClub''
* ''Manga/SilverSpoon''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Film]]
* ''Film/{{Airplane}}''
* ''Film/AnchormanTheLegendOfRonBurgundy''
* ''Film/AustinPowers''
* ''Film/BeverlyHillsCop''
* ''Film/BlazingSaddles''
* ''Film/GroundhogDay''
* ''Film/{{Heat}}''
* ''Film/HotFuzz''
* ''Film/{{Inception}}''
* ''Film/LittleMissSunshine''
* ''Film/MeanGirls''
* ''Film/MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
* ''Film/MyCousinVinny''
* ''Film/NapoleonDynamite''
* ''Film/ShesTheMan''
* ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}''
* ''Film/The40YearOldVirgin''
* ''Film/TheFugitive''
* ''Film/SchindlersList''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 10[[/labelnote]]
* ''Film/TheShawshankRedemption''
* ''Film/WhatAboutBob''
* ''Film/{{Zombieland}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Literature]]
* ''Literature/TheCatcherInTheRye''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 11[[/labelnote]]
* ''Literature/{{Divergent}}''
* ''Literature/FeelingSorryForCelia''
* ''Literature/TheGiver''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 8[[/labelnote]]
* ''Literature/TheGreatGatsby''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 12[[/labelnote]]
* ''Literature/HarryPotter''
* ''Literature/JaneEyre''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 10[[/labelnote]]
* ''Literature/{{Jpod}}''
* ''Literature/TheHungerGames''
* ''Literature/TheLittlePrince''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 7[[/labelnote]]
* ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 11[[/labelnote]]
* ''Literature/OfMiceAndMen''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 10[[/labelnote]]
* ''Literature/TheVinylCafe''
* ''Literature/{{Twilight}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Live Action TV]]
* ''Series/CornerGas''
* ''Series/DawsonsCreek''
* ''Series/FawltyTowers''
* ''Series/{{Firefly}}''
* ''Series/{{Friends}}''
* ''Series/{{Glee}}''
* ''Series/{{Hannibal}}''
* ''Series/{{Mythbusters}}''
* ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Theatre]]
* ''Film/{{Hairspray}}''
* ''Theatre/KingLear''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 12[[/labelnote]]
* ''Theatre/{{Macbeth}}''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 10[[/labelnote]]
* ''Theatre/TheMerchantOfVenice''
* ''Theatre/{{Othello}}''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 11[[/labelnote]]
* ''Theatre/LesMiserables''
* ''Theatre/RomeoAndJuliet''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 9[[/labelnote]]
* ''Theatre/TheTempest''[[labelnote: *]]School Study Media: Grade 9[[/labelnote]]
* ''Theatre/WestSideStory''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Video Games]]
* ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''
* ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXII''
* ''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''
** ''[[VideoGame/{{Portal2}} Portal 2]]''
* ''[[VideoGame/TheSims The Sims 3]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Webcomics]]
* ''Webcomic/BoxerHockey''
* ''Webcomic/HannaIsNotABoysName''
* ''Webcomic/HarkAVagrant''
* ''Webcomic/HipsterHitler''
* ''Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}''
* ''Comicbook/LastManStanding''
* ''Webcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings''
* ''Webcomic/TheMeek''
* ''Webcomic/{{Oglaf}}''
* ''Webcomic/RomanticallyApocalyptic''
* ''Webcomic/{{Subnormality}}''
* ''[[Webcomic/{{Sunstone}} Sunstone]]''
* ''[[Webcomic/{{XKCD}} xkcd]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Web Original]]
* ''WebVideo/ATrailerForEveryAcademyAwardWinningMovieEver''
* ''WebVideo/AutoTuneTheNews''
* ''WebVideo/AvatarTheAbridgedSeries''
* ''WebAnimation/CharlieTheUnicorn''
* ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''
* ''WebVideo/DrHorriblesSingAlongBlog''
* ''GrowingUpCullen''
* ''Fanfic/GuideMeHome''
* ''WebAnimation/HowToKillAMockingbird''
* ''WebVideo/InternetKilledTelevision''
* ''WebVideo/{{Jacksfilms}}''
* ''JonLajoie''
* ''JulianSmithDotTv''
* ''WebAnimation/LlamasWithHats''
* ''SassyGayFriend''
* ''WebVideo/VideoGameHighSchool''
* ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: Western Animation]]
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}''
* ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''
** ''WesternAnimation/TheLegendOfKorra''
* ''WesternAnimation/DespicableMe''
* ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Fillmore}}''
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''
* ''Film/HowToTrainYourDragon''
* ''WesternAnimation/MartinMystery''
* ''WesternAnimation/{{Rejected}}''
* ''WesternAnimation/TotallySpies''
* ''WesternAnimation/TheWeekenders''
* ''Disney/WreckItRalph''
[[/folder]]
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