'''Lolipod Distortion'''\\
Character Level: 16\\
Level 11 Student\\
Level 8 Martial Artist\\
Level 4 Writer\\
Level 1 Linguist

'''Stats'''\\
Athleticism: 62\\
Magnetism: 50\\
Guts: 53\\
Studiousness: 14\\
Acumen: 35\\
Savvy: 41\\
Mind: 90\\
Snark: 100

'''Skills''':
German: 20\\
Writing (Fiction, Comics): 58\\
Running: 66\\
Debate: 33\\
Romance: 15\\
Knowledge (Film): 75\\
Knowledge (Comics): 67\\
Knowledge (Music): 51\\
Combat (Hand to Hand): 61

'''Perks''':
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny
* BerserkButton: People looking down on character
* BlackKnight - @/{{Lemurian}}
* BloodKnight
* BookWorm
* BrilliantButLazy
* CakeEater
* {{Capoeira}}
* ChivalrousPervert
* DarkIsNotEvil
* DeadpanSnarker
* EvilEye: Character can kill a man by staring at him long enough
* GeniusBruiser: Capoeira? Hell the fuck yeah. -@/MilosStefanovic
* GoodIsNotNice
* GoodNameForARockBand (His username) -{{@/Ozbourne}}
* HalloweenSpecial - Because [[IGotARock I'm blanking right now.]] - @/{{Haldo}}
* IJustWantToBeBadass
* InnocenceLost: Levels 12-14
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold
* LeParkour
* LovableSexManiac
* {{Lurker}}:IRL, not on the forum
* NeutralGood.
* SixthRanger
* [[SmittenTeenageGirl Smitten Teenage Guy]]
* SweetTooth
* WouldHitAGirl

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[[folder:'''Knowledge Range: Music''']]
* {{Rammstein}}
* {{Korn}}
* {{Ween}}
* NineInchNails
* {{Tool}}
* APerfectCircle
* FaithNoMore
* {{Nirvana}}
* SmashingPumpkins
* RageAgainstTheMachine
* MarilynManson
* {{Eminem}}
* {{NWA}}
* {{KMFDM}}
* RobZombie
* WhiteZombie
* {{Disturbed}}
* {{Devo}}
* {{Deftones}}
* MindlessSelfIndulgence
* {{Godsmack}}
* Full Service
* JanesAddiction
* CageTheElephant
* SkinnyPuppy
* {{ohGr}}
* CannibalOx
* AesopRock
* SufjanStevens
* DaftPunk
* DepecheMode
* KanyeWest
* {{Cage}}
* TheBlackKeys
* {{Radiohead}}
* WuTangClan
* SystemOfADown
* Etc
[[/folder]]

[[folder:'''Knowledge Range: Film/Television''']]
* ''{{Fargo}}''
* ''TheBigLebowski''
* ''TheJerk''
* ''TheProfessional''
* ''PulpFiction''
* ''InglouriousBasterds''
* ''{{Grindhouse}}''
* ''[[TheDarkKnightSaga The Dark Knight]]''
* ''TheMatrix''
* ''{{Terminator}}''
* ''{{Alien}}''
* ''{{Aliens}}''
* ''FunnyGames''
* ''DieHard''
* ''OfficeSpace''
* ''RunLolaRun''
* ''AClockworkOrange''
* ''[[TwoThousandOneASpaceOdyssey 2001 A Space Odyssey]]''
* ''TheShining''
* ''{{Psycho}}''
* ''TheBirds''
* ''NorthByNorthwest''
* ''[[Film/SpiderMan Spiderman 1]]''
* ''[[Film/SpiderMan Spiderman 2]]''
* ''[[DistrictNine District 9]]''
* ''TheHurtLocker''
* ''FullMetalJacket''
* ''HaroldAndKumarGoToWhiteCastle''
* ''HaroldAndKumarEscapeFromGuantanamoBay''
* ''{{Oz}}''
* ''TheWire''
* ''TheSimpsons''
* ''SouthPark''
* ''TrueBlood''
* ''{{Lost}}''
* ''{{The 4400}}''
* ''GenerationKill''
* ''DoctorWho''
* ''AmericanDad''
* ''{{Futerama}}''
* ''{{Torchwood}}''
* ''BufyTheVampireSlayer''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:'''Knowledge Range: Comics/Anime/Manga/Webcomics''']]
* ''{{Transmetropolitan}}''
* ''{{Preacher}}''
* ''TheInvisibles''
* ''{{Watchmen}}''
* ''{{Batman}}''
* ''GreenLantern''
* ''TheAuthority''
* ''{{Planetary}}''
* ''SwampThing''
* ''SpiderMan''
* ''[[OneHundredBullets 100 Bullets]]''
* ''NoHero''
* ''{{DMZ}}''
* ''YTheLastMan''
* ''BattleRoyale''
* ''{{Berserk}}''
* ''{{GANTZ}}''
* ''{{Claymore}}''
* ''YuGiOh'' [[OriginalGeneration (the manga)]]
* ''OnePiece''
* ''YuYuHakusho''
* ''{{Naruto}}''
* ''DeathNote''
* ''[[TwentiethCenturyBoys 20thCenturyBoys]]''
* ''{{Monster}}''
* ''{{Bakuman}}''
* ''{{Akumetsu}}''
* ''ElfenLied''
* {{Akumetsu}}
* ''BusouRenkin''
* ''RurouniKenshin''
* ''{{Psyren}}''
* ''FullmetalAlchemist''
* ''Hunter X Hunter''
* ''ProblemSleuth''
* ''{{Homestuck}}''
* ''OrderOfTheStick''
* ''{{XKCD}}''
* ''CaseyAndAndy''
* ''SomethingPositive''
* ''GunnerkriggCourt''
* ''DinosaurComics''
* ''TheNonAdventuresOfWonderella''
[[/folder]]

[[folder: '''Knowledge Range: Video Games''']]
* ''{{Fallout}}'' series
* ''{{Borderlands}}''
* ''{{Uncharted}}'' series
* ''{{inFamous}}''
* ''{{Prototype}}''
* ''TeamFortress2''
* ''Left4Dead'' series
* ''{{Half-Life}}''
* ''{{Portal}}''
* ''{{Pokemon}}''
* ''{{Torchlight}}''
* ''CallOfDuty''
* ''LittleBigPlanet''
* ''BatmanArkhamAsylum''
* ''GrandTheftAuto'' series
* RedDeadRedemption
* {{Counterstrike}}
* EtrianOdyssey
[[/folder]]

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FIRST!!!111 --{{Tropers/AgentNomnomJayden}}

Hi there, Rumetzen! (waves) ~ {{Tropers/Arcadiarika}}

''Hoho hoho, here comes Santa Claus.\\
Nono my son, no need to applause!\\
I know I'm awesome, but I don't wanna brag.\\
Anyways, a gift for you I have here in my bag!\\
10 ducks I'll give you, one for each toe.\\
I assure you every single one's a Moe!\\
So then if the world suddenly says its goodbyes.\\
You'll have something to eat while humanity dies!\\
And don't worry if you out of your butt start to bleed.\\
I've heard eating duck shit's very healthy indeed.''\\
~ {{Tropers/Tachi}} ♥

Oh my god, it's a Rumetzen! -glomps back- ...[[OverusedRunningGag I like your hair.]] ~ {{Tropers/Epitome}}

Vandalize, huh? I better get some spray paint... ~ {{Tropers/Catfish42}}

AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs. [[ZeroWing You have no chance to survive make your time]], Rumetzen! --[[Tropers/OuttaTheBLAM CATS]]
Greetings, foul automaton. Might I inquire with you as to why the dead baby crossed the road? Oh, and have you been having issues with nineteen as I have ever since reading the books? Blue Car Syndrome indeed.

Hmm...could I link your favs? I won't charge a cent. - {{Tropers/Keybreak}}
That would be nice. Thanks! -rumetzen

Internet Brothers! - {{Tropers/Flanker 66}}
** BRO FIST!

You silly snipers. [[{{Borderlands}} I have a rocket launcher]] [[{{NoKillLikeOverkill}} with a 4.9 zoom.]] -- {{Tropers/KSPAM}}

Isn't your constantly going 'COOL' a VerbalTic? - {{Tropers/WUE}}

So when do I get that cookie? - {{Tropers/SeanMurrayI}}

A new name huh? Well I guess that earns you a coffee. *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}

Another trooper who listens to {{KMFDM}}, yay!!- @/{{inane242}}

Bonjour! :3 -{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}

Problem Sleuth was better - @/HotelKilo
* I personally find it to be overhyped and unappealing. But I also respect your right to disagree. YouMonster.

A person who likes {{Preacher}} and {{Transmetropolitan}}...huh. Let's drink to that! @/{{Juancarlos11}}

{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}} sez hi!

The faeries were curious as to you. Your avatars and signature intrigue them. - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie]]

SHEDINJA! - @/{{SunshineWerewolf}}

You're 15? I'm gonna stop being 15 in about an hour. It says 16 on my page, but that was premature. Irresponsible teenager high five! Also transmetropolitan is cool! Also I am bad at thinking of clever things to say on someone's page! -@/{{steampowered}}

>Drops in, Plasters a picture on the wall, flies out the window< -@/{{Enkufka}}

> [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: Greetings, Mistress Norn. ]]
-- [[{{@/Icarael}} Chancellor Icarael]]

Trick or treat! -@/MilosStefanovic
* Trick or treat! -{{@/Ozbourne}}
* Trick or Trope! -@/{{Lemurian}}
* Trick or treat! -@/{{Haldo}}

* Ew, ''Funny Games''... gross! But the bigger part of the Film/TV list has my approval. Please vandalize back to criticize my tastes! And have a slice of cake while you do that. -@/{{Belfagor}}

* 100% snark! - @/AmusedTroperGuy