Yes, [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife TV tropes has ruined my life]] but I love every minute of it. I am a proud {{Cloudcuckoolander}}, I talk faster than the GilmoreGirls on speed, and I pride myself on knowledge of 70s pop cultural ephemera. I am a 20-something midwestern female with New York City aspirations, with the added goal of one day appearing on ''Cash Cab''

I created the YKTTW for TruffautWasRight, HollywoodPudgy, GayConservative, and AllWomenLoveShoes, but so far has only created one page herself- CharacterizationMarchesOn. I need to go back to the fast-paced world of YKTTW...

Feel free to colonize/vandalize/romanticize this page to your hearts content!

Tropes I am:

* The aforementioned CloudCuckooLander
* HartmanHips
* OneOfTheBoys (without being much of a tomboy, oddly)
* BigEater
* TheLadette
* GoodBadGirl
* MistakenNationality (I'm American despite my Italian/Mexican/Arabic/Israeli appearance)
* AllWomenAreLustful
* FetishFuelStationAttendant (seriously)
* HollywoodPudgy
* TheSlacker
* DiscoDan / BornInTheWrongCentury
* KitschCollection
* {{Seme}} ([[GenderFlip a heterosexual, female version]])
* JewsLoveToArgue- My family. Just... my family.
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=000000000000000000000c5d&page=880#21976 Her nerdy cheerleader costume]]
* ReallyGetsAround. That's what she said.

Favorite Films, live action:

* ''HedwigAndTheAngryInch''
* ''AnnieHall''
* ''{{Rushmore}}''
* ''BlackDynamite''
* ''The Apple''
* ''HotFuzz''
* ''ShaunOfTheDead''
* ''{{Shortbus}}''
* ''ReservoirDogs''
* ''PulpFiction''
* ''ThisIsSpinalTap''
* ''I'm Not There''
* ''OfficeSpace''
* ''{{Hairspray}}''
* ''ManOnWire''
* ''RadioDays''

Favorite films, animated:

* ''YellowSubmarine''
* ''TheIronGiant''
* ''{{Persepolis}}''
* ''TheGreatMouseDetective''
* ''FritzTheCat
* Pretty much most Disney and Pixar.
* ''{{Anastasia}}''

Favorite TV Shows, live action

* ''MysteryScienceTheater3000''
* ''MalcolmInTheMiddle''
* ''GilmoreGirls''
* ''TheDailyShow'' and ''ColbertReport''
* ''{{Spaced}}''
* ''TheMaryTylerMooreShow''
* ''ImportantThingsWithDemetriMartin''
* ''TheBenStillerShow''
* ''DirtyJobs''
* ''{{Mythbusters}}''
* Pretty much any of the food shows on the TravelChannel, with a particular affection for ''Man Vs. Food''
* Ditto Food Network, my favorite being ''Unwrapped''
* ''LifeAfterPeople''
* ''{{Scrubs}}''
* ''Cash Cab''

Favorite TV, animated-

* ''KingOfTheHill''
* Pre-season 10 ''TheSimpsons''
* ''{{Futurama}}''
* ''MissionHill''
* ''HomeMovies''
* ''{{Daria}}''
* ''BeavisAndButthead''
* ''TheCritic''
* ''DrKatz''
* ''ThePowerpuffGirls''
* ''SpongebobSquarepants''

Music, books and theater coming soon!

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AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs. [[ZeroWing You have no chance to survive make your time, Landstander!]] --[[OuttaTheBLAM CATS]]

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Hello ^-^ - {{Schitzo}}

How does the apple stay suspended in front of that person's face? [-- It is a mystery... --] - {{Flanker 66}}
** Because Magritte -Landstander

Like a ninja in the night, I come [[note]]to vandalize[[/note]]! --{{Kinkajou}}

Welcome to the [[MemeticSexGod Memetic Sex Pantheon]], lady. We needed more women in it anyway. --{{Blackmoon}}

Nice random collection of favorites. -- {{GethKnight}}

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Congrats. You're my first troper vandalism. Now feel exceptionally proud of yourself as a result. -- @/{{Scrye}}

Consider your page VANDALIZED. Gwa ha ha. -- @/ImipolexG

I'm totally sexing up your page right now. Mwhahahaha! Feel that! <3 I love you, girl! --@/SenatorAwesomePants

Hey! I don't know you all that well, but from what I've seen, you kick much ass. :) -- @/{{emeriin}}

Greetings, fellow awesome troper:) -- @/TomoeMichieru

Hello, Troper whose page I am just now vandalizing! ~{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}}

I'M A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMEN. You. You are that beautiful young woman. ~{{Red223}}

Hey Landy~! It's awesome to have someone who loves Fujimoto how only a fangirl can, just like me~. <3 Thank you for being just an awesome amazing and splendiforous person~! ~Waltzy

And again, someone says something trope-worthy to be put on their (or someone else's) page! ~@/NotSoBadassLongcoat

This is me, vandalizing all up in your page's lady-business. It feels quite good. - @/{{tehjinx}}
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