-->"He looks like a cliff with fuzzy felt attached to it..."\\
-- On the subject of Robert Pattinson.

@/LaFemmeMorte is here to waste time.
* She is rather partial to the ''mindfuck'' that is ''{{My Immortal}}'', ''{{The Room}}'' and the genius of {{Zero Punctuation}}.
* She is exceptionally prone to being overly-critical and typing in the Queen's English.
* [[{{Half Life Full Life Consequences}} John Freeman is her homeboy]].

!A few lesser-known facts about @/LaFemmeMorte [[spoiler: Aside from being an exceptionally horny person.]]
* She's part python.
* She really does have Vagina Dentata.
* She has an encyclopaedic knowledge of all things wrong.
* She owns a [[{{In The Loop}} lubricated horse cock once belonging to Marie Antoinette]]
* She has no nationality.
* She has a cult following.
* Her mission in life is to force all native English speakers into spelling words correctly and using proper punctuation.
* She was God during the Cold War.
* She is referred to as a "she" but "her" gender is actually undefinable, as "her" sex organs are simply a working replica of the London Underground.

!@/LaFemmeMorte contains examples of :

* {{Crowning Music of Awesome}} Not because I write music but because I know which songs perfectly accompany which situations.
* {{Deadpan Snarker}}
* {{Estrogen Brigade}} Yes, I'm one of ''them''.
* {{Grammar Nazi}}
* {{Laughably Evil}}

I am also the creator of [[DrinkingGame/TheRoom The Room Drinking Game]]. Adding more rules to it will only make you a murderer as scores of people die from alcohol poisoning.