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The tropes this troper gets troped by:

* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: I have a good attention span usually, but once you've had me in one place listening to a lecture for 40 minutes, my mind begins to melt
* AuthorAppeal: I really need to try and write against my type more often.
** And we won't touch on the super-heroine named Charm, either.
* BasementDweller / InsaneTrollLogic / LogicalFallacies: While I'm none of these things, the IRC channel for a Halo fanfic site I frequent is plagued by one ODST Super Spartan who "wantz admin" because he is Russian and "beta-test Halo 3" and "Halo Rech", plus he could "ban u forver from Halo"
* BewareTheNiceOnes
* CannotSpitItOut
* CannotTalkToWomen
* CelebCrush: Under normal circumstances, subverted and averted. But when [[WesternAnimation/AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes Wasp]] comes into play... dang! What can I say, that's one sweet [[ManicPixieDreamGirl MPDG]]!
* ChristianityIsCatholic: No, we're not. And we're not all hellfire-and-brimstone preachers either. And we yes, we make mistakes. Get over it all already >_<
* CovertPervert: ''Soooo'' many things can go south so quickly...
* CrowningMomentOfFunny: An attempt to "kill" my friend via choking while he screamed "save the goldfish." It became [[MemeticMutation meme-like]] for a while.
* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: All of Me by Jon Schmidt. Actually, just anything by The Piano Guys
** The second half of ''To Galaxy'' from {{Halo 4}}, plus the ''117'' track. And ''Arrival'' too
* DamnYouMuscleMemory: I played ''Call of Duty'' all the way leading up to ''Halo 4'', but what do I do when ''Halo 4'' has ''Call of Duty'' controls by default? Freak out and push the wrong buttons until I change the control scheme.
* DeconstructedTrope: I try so hard when I'm writing fan fiction, particularly if it's {{Kaiju}} or Comic Book stuff. [[SupermanStaysOutOfGotham Superman Stays Out of Gotham]] is probably my most difficult to deconstruct and justify (which is why I often don't use it)
* EntryPimp: [[FanFic/UltimatePowerRangers Ultimate Power Rangers]]. Everything there and on the YMMV page are all my work.
* FanHater: {{Twilight}} is so much this to me
* FanonDiscontinuity: Halo Legends never happened. Ever. Not even in someone's worst nightmares.
** And Halsey isn't an insensitive madwoman that things Spartans are the next step in Human evolution either.
** And ''Transformers 2'' '''definitely''' never happened. '''Ever'''.
** [[IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull So sad that Indiana Jones had to have that horrible nightmare about aliens...]]
* FridgeLogic: Why can't the bald guy in Dragon Ball Z go Super Saiyan? No hair
* GainaxEnding: Lost. SO much Lost. I hate you guys for those last, agonizing 5 minutes
* GodzillaThreshold: When my friends tell me to host a game over Xbox LIVE, something has gone terribly wrong
* GoshDangItToHeck: I don't care if this is a military game, screaming the F-bomb every five seconds does not make you badass, it makes you dumbass. And this includes real-life too.
** And when I write, if I do resort to curses, they are extremely poignant and meaningful; same with my personal life.
* GrammarNazi: I can have such field-days with these
* HateDmon: I cannot stand Nui Harime of Anime/KillLaKill. In the words of the Ryuko, she pisses me off...
* IdiotBall
* IKnewIt: Who thought Parangosky of the ''Halo'' universe was an evil mastermind before the Kilo-Five Trilogy decided she was? This guy.
** Who knew you'd have to [[spoiler: kill Mason by Hudson's traitorous order]] in ''Black Ops 2'' by the third level? Three guesses and the first two don't count.
* TheyJustDidntCare: ''Black Ops 2'' multiplayer. Why, Treyarch, why?
** After recent updates it's gotten, but it's still a case of [[LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters lots and lots of guns]] destroyed by [[GameBreaker a select few]].
* LimitedWardrobe: Heavily averted. I need to get rid of so many T-shirts.
* LoveToHate: A weird combination of this and a MetaOrigin - almost every problem I have with Marvel Comics and its derivatives can be traced back to [[JoeQuesada He Who Shall Not Be Named]].
* ManlyTears: If it's a Disney movie, I've probably cried or almost cried
** Just got back from ''{{RiseOfTheGuardians}}''... oh my gosh, I almost cried so many times! And it's not even a sad movie, but some of those moments were just so sad or beautiful I could barely hold it back! Like when Jack's yelling about how he wishes he could be seen, or when Santa's explaining how he sees wonder everywhere... SO MANY TEARS
* MemeticMutation: Disa-freakin-ppeared
* NoExportForYou: So I can find Season 1 of FamiliarOfZero scattered on the internet, and {{Hulu}} has Season 4, but Seasons 2 and 3 never received an English release? What the heck?
* OldShame
* OneSteveLimit: My first name is James... [[RhetoricalQuestionBlunder What do you think?]] On the other hand...
* OneMarioLimit: My middle name is Lemuel. I've only ever met one other person with the name, and he [[MyNaymeIs uses a "y" instead of an "e"]]
* RealMenLoveJesus
* ReferenceOverdosed
* SeriousBusiness: Zombies mode. Don't mess with me when I'm trying to do something
* SociallyAwkwardHero
* TheoryOfNarrativeCausality: If I'm by myself playing a ''Call of Duty'', I'm awesome, but as soon as I play with friends, I go second fiddle
* TwilightOfTheGods: Shows up in my works every so often, usually as a climax of sorts
* UnfortunateImplications: The entire New52 Batgirl debacle to me just screams it.
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: I recently started trying to form an idea around a ''{{Super Smash Bros}}.'' RPG. So far so good... except for the fact that it stemmed from random thoughts of Mario as an engineer/pyromancer, Luigi as a necromancer, and Peach being a pheromone-manipulating ActionGirl. [[FromBadToWorse It got worse from there]] ([[CrazyAwesome to some people anyway]])

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* ChronoTrigger
* TheLordOfTheRings
* {{Halo}}
* NaziZombies
* WreckItRalph
* ToyStory
* TheLionKing
* YoungJustice
* AvengersEarthsMightiestHeroes

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* The English dub of {{Naruto}}
* James Cameron's {{Film/Avatar}}
* Internet {{Troll}}s
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