I, Kytseo, (real name: Edward Paz, sometimes known as [=DarklordKyo=]) am a troper from Miami, Florida. I'm basically an average joe, so see my tropes for info on me.
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!!This troper provides examples of the following tropes:

* {{Adorkable}}: I've been told I tend to be this from time to time.
* AdultChild
* TheAlcoholic: not really, but I delve into the sauce from time to time.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: My girlfriend's [[MemeticMutation hasbando]] (well, one of them) is [[spoiler:[[VideoGame/DmCDevilMayCry Vorgil.]]]]
* AmbiguousDisorder: Related to the above AdultChild trope. I tend to be pretty immature sometimes, and some asked me if I'm autistic (hell, i've been asking myself that for a while now).
* AmericanAccents: I've noticed that I sometimes have a bit of a southern drawl (imagine having shades of a typical cowboy accent, but not much of the terminology).
** I've also taken to [[ItsPronouncedTroPay pronouncing orange as ahnj]].
* {{Antihero}}: [[Analysis/AntiHero Type I & V, but most claim I'm a Type II-III at worse]]
* {{Antivillain}}: [[SlidingScaleOfAntivillains Type I, but most think I'm a Type IV]]
* ArcNumber: [[CharacterTic I tend to do things in evens,]] so the number 2 (& any multiples thereof).
* TheAtoner: subverted, I don't feel I deserve atonement
* AuthorAppeal: The two story ideas I have in my head deconstruct morality to differing degrees, one having a combination between GrayAndGrayMorality & WhiteAndGrayMorality, and the other having GrayAndGrayMorality & BlackAndGrayMorality.
** EleventhHourSuperpower: It's one of my favorite tropes.
** {{Postmodernism}}: If it's done well (and I'm having a sudden moment of not being completely retarded), I tend to enjoy postmodern fiction.
** PlatformGame: My favorite video game genre
*** RolePlayingGame[=/=]HackAndSlash: The ones tying for my second favorite spot [with the latter specifically referring to [[ZeroPunctuation Spectacle Fighter]]-styled HackAndSlash titles (DevilMayCry, {{Bayonetta}}, etc.)]
*** {{Metroidvania}}: My specific favorite type of platformer.
* AwesomenessByAnalysis: I can be pretty observant at times. For example, while some have trouble with the snake boss of {{Magicka}}, I had a relatively easy time with it knowing that the pure lightning spell homes onto it's weakpoint (the head). I'm apparently also the only gamer in my anime club who knew about the Wiimote's One Time Sync feature (temporarily syncing to another wii) and the sensor bar option (designating whether it's below or above the tv) before telling my friend Adam about them (despite the former being perfectly spelled out in the owner's manual, and the latter being stumbled upon by dicking around with the options).
* BadassBaritone: My voice can get pretty damn deep.
* [[BadassLongcoat Badass Jacket]]: The blue and orange windbreaker I wear almost every day.
* BadassNormal: I tend to be this as far as competitive gaming goes in my anime club. I don't really train much, but...well...see JackOfAllStats below.
** BrilliantButLazy: I've been accused of being this, both in gaming and real life.
* {{Battlecry}}: SHA-KAH-THAN! (with the last part rhyming with khan)
** CHECKMATE!
* BigEater
* BigFun: I always want things to be awesome whenever I can do so.
* {{Bishonen}}: Not me, but my old WoW main is a blood elf.
* BiTheWay: or a CampStraight who's a bit bicurious, I don't know
* BoringButPractical {{Stonewall}}: My preferred playstyle in ElderScrolls titles (spawned from my {{Oblivion}} character), which is based on my old WoW main (specifically his second specialization, [[{{Stonewall}} Protection]]).
* BrainyBrunette: A lot of people claim I am, I'm not so sure about that personally.
* ButNotTooForeign: I was born in the United States, but my dad's a Columbian and my mom's from South Korea.
* ByronicHero: Somewhat, except that I'm not charismatic, nor am I [[{{Bishounen}} pretty]].
* CardCarryingVillain: Taken to the most literal extreme, with my business card (not a real one, just an index card dressed up like one) saying evil. In a less literal light, one of my [[{{catchphrase}} catchphrases]] used to be "because I'm evil."
* {{Catchphrase}}: What IS normal?
** ___, ___, and more ___, with a side of ___ (with ___ being something in surplus in something, like a cheese pizza with a lot of cheese)
** "Okay, let us see here..."
** Convenience
** Define ___ (my way of saying "elaborate please")
** [*gives a short summary of the plot of what I'm talking about*], that said, [[BadDudes are you a bad enough dude to]] [*insert goal protagonist is trying to achieve here*] (how I summarize games, choose-your-own-adventure novels, anything with a player or outside viewer as the protagonist)
** __ on steroids {how I define a better version of something [like the Technology 2 item in TheBindingOfIsaac being, more or less, the piercing shots item on steroids (it'd make sense if you play that game)]}.
** [[SkywardScream CHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] (based on one line [[TheBigGuy Tohru]] uttered in one of the last episodes of the first season of JackieChanAdventures).
** ...because I'm evil
** BOOM!
** old family motto: If all else fails, [[IndyPloy improvise]].
** FirstWorldProblems: A lot of times, when describing a "problem" of mine, I lampshade this by specifically pointing it out as a "pathetic first world problem" (mostly as a paranoid desire to not seem like an asshole).
* ChaoticEvil: What I view my alignment as.
** ChaoticNeutral[=/=]ChaoticGood[=/=]NeutralGood[=/=]NiceGuy[=/=]AllLovingHero: What some of my friends say I am (with two of them basically saying I'm too nice to be evil).
*** SelfishGood: Most of the kindness that caused the above are mostly for my own benefit, see CompleteMonster for details.
* CharacterTics: Whenever I use air quotes, I tend to say "quote, unquote" after the thing I'm quoting (for example, "bubbles", quote, unquote), otherwise...
** AsideGlance: I do so whenever I feel annoyed.
** BadassArmfold: Another one of my common CharacterTics.
** GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger: A double-edged one specifically, [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HeavyShowdown_2602.png the Heavy Weapons Guy was kind enough to demonstrate (just remove the thumb and rotate the hand a quarter counterclockwise).]]
** OralFixationFixation: I tend to chew the knuckle or skin of my right index finger when I'm nervous, or just bored (not to mention I never grew out of nail biting).
** CrazyPrepared: I try my best to not leave fingerprints whenever possible, to the point where I keep my hand open when opening a door whenever possible.
* TheChick: I more or less fill this role in a steamgroup I (used to) frequent.
* ChickMagnet: I've seen some girls see interest in me over the years.
** KavorkaMan: I'm ugly as fuck though.
** GiveGeeksAChance: and I'm grateful they did
** BetterAsFriends: General ending with most of them.
** SingleWomanSeeksGoodMan: the most likely reason for the blanket trope
* ChivalrousPervert: I admit to being a complete pervert, but I don't take it too far, and my personal code (see EvenEvilHasStandards) forces me to give everyone that's not a complete douche at least some modicum of respect (with those I'm friends with having more respect that most).
* CompleteMonster: Part of the reason for me forming my code is that I see myself as one, with the code giving me reasons to (at least temporarily) assure myself that I can be more than a monster.
* [[FatBastard Chubby Bastard]]
* CloudCuckoolander: on occasion
* CrazyAwesome: Some of my friends have claimed me as such.
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: I remember this time in WoW when I was tanking an instance with my [[{{Stonewall}} Protection Paladin build]]. All my other party members were all down, and I was the only one still up. I took that thing on in a battle of attrition, and I almost won [and could've if I didn't waste my Lay on Hands (my healing-based trump card) trying to keep the [[GlassCannon warlock]] alive]. I eventually lost, but my teammates treated it as a CMOA anyways due to how long I survived for (understand I had barely any [[InfinityPlusOneSword raid gear]] on me). In hindsight, I sort of agree.
* CulturedBadass: I've done some study into Greek and Norse Mythology, and I have read the script for TheRingOfTheNibelung, watched ThePhantomOfTheOpera, and have taken an elective course in wine.
** PopCulturedBadass: I've been irreversibly altered into this due to the internet.
* CutenessProximity: Show me a picture of any of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and I instantly die of diabeetus and resurrect in the blink of an eye.
* {{Dandere}}:...............................'''YES'''
* DarkIsEvil, [[DarkIsNotEvil but not completely evil]]
* DarkSecret[=/=]MoralEventHorizon: Essentially what I feel to be my FreudianExcuse, I believe I crossed the MoralEventHorizon and I hate myself for it (for obvious reasons, I'd prefer not to talk about it).
** DespairEventHorizon: I passed it because of this.
* DeadpanSnarker: I can be pretty sarcastic on occasion.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Some people call me an AllLovingHero, I can see people seeing me as a {{deconstruction}} of one.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: I adhere to a strict moral code I've developed over the years (part of which spawn from my FreudianExcuse) so I never cross the MoralEventHorizon ever again.
** PrinciplesZealot: I always try my best never to compromise my code, even if it makes me butt heads, metaphorically speaking, with people (mostly my parents).
* TheEveryman
* EvilLaugh: I have a particularly maniacal one I practice often.
* ExpressiveHair: My hair tends to droop and cover my eyes when I'm depressed [[JustifiedTrope (due to me tending to drop my head when I feel such)]].
* FailureHero: I either fail, or have a PyrrhicVictory, I never really succeed.
* TheFettered: See EvenEvilHasStandards
* {{Flanderization}}: My dad tends to flanderize me in his mind when he's ticked off.
* FourEyesZeroSoul: despite the fact that I try not to be a CompleteMonster
* FreudianExcuse: See DarkSecret
* GenreSavvy: On occastion, thanks to this very wiki
* GiftedlyBad: Unfortunately though, I'm not delusional, I know I'm the worst at everything in the universe.
* [[{{GodwinsLaw}} Godwin's Law]]: I personally feel I'm worse than Hitler in some respects. To explain my stance, while he was one of the biggest douchebags in all of history, he was at least useful to his people at the time as a light in their darkness (granted a darkness that seemed like light, but still). I, on the other hand, am the most worthless, most useless human being ever born, and I'll bet everyone would be much better off if I never existed.
* GogglesDoNothing: I have a pair of welding goggles that I mainly keep just in case.
** GogglesDoSomethingUnusual: I did think about modding them into a pair of nightvision goggles one time.
* {{Gonk}}
* GoodHairEvilHair: The {{Badass}} [[BadassBeard Van]] [[BadassMustache Dyck]] [[BeardOfEvil of Evil]], as I like to call it.
* GracefulLoser: As much as I hate the fact that I'm the biggest loser on Earth, part of my code makes me obligated to not be [[SoreLoser sore]] about it, and always be dignified with my inevitable failures.
* GRatedDrug: Soda is like smoking for me. I'm currently trying to get off the stuff for good, been clean for a month or two.
* {{Hotblooded}}
* HeadphonesEqualIsolation: I sometimes do this when I'm listening to my iPod while depressed.
* HeReallyCanAct: Quite a few friends of mine feel I should get a career in acting, whether it be regular or voice.
* HeroicComedicSociopath: when I'm at my most neutral.
* HiddenDepths: My friend Adam claimed me as having this after a heart to heart I had with the dude.
* {{Hypocrite}}: Quite a few times I prove myself to be a complete and total {{hypocrite}}. Due to the fact that it's completely embarassing (and that I can't remember all of them), I'd rather not share.
* IdiotBall: I hold onto it so much that I wouldn't be surprised if my brain was literally the size of a mosquito.
* IdiotHero[=/=]TheDitz: I tend to be this.
** IdiotSavant[=/=]GeniusDitz: I very rarely end up being this.
* InformedAbility: Considering that all of my romantic relationships were with women, I wouldn't be surprised if there were people who consider my bisexuality as such.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: I tend to seem like I'm flirting, or being rude, despite not intending to.
* InsistentTerminology: I tend to use "serieses" when referring to more than one series.
* {{Jerkass}}: at times
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: usually when the above is applicable
* JokeCharacter: I'm more or less the most worthless human being in existence.
* KarmaHoudini: The fact that I am one is part of the reason for my hatred for myself.
* {{Keet}}[=/=][[GenkiGirl Genki Guy]]: From time to time, at my happiest.
* KnifeNut: One of my hobbies is [[ButterflyKnife Balisong]] flipping.
* LargeHam: '''YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
* LightIsNotGood: Not only am I light-skinned, my name translates to Guardian of Peace. This doesn't stop the fact that I'm evil.
** LightIsGood: That said, quite a few people would disagree with the above statement.
* LovableNerd
* [[ManofAThousandVoices Man of a Few Voices]]: Specifically my normal voice, my SmugSnake, my eighties falsetto, my British Nobleman, my [[SavedByTheBell Screech]], my wicked witch, my talking crow, my [[BanjoKazooie Banjo]][=\=][[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Big Macintosh]], my '''[[DisgaeaHourOfDarkness CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF EARTH]]''', my [[{{Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]][=\=][[TheDarkKnightSaga Christian Bale Batman]], and occasionally a NathanFillion or SylvesterStallone impression whenever I can manage it.
* MartyStu: Part of my self-hatred is because I invert this, despite the fact that I feel my parents deserve a MartyStu for a kid.
* MasterOfNone: I'm basically this.
** JackOfAllStats: ...though other people claim me as this [with some claiming me as a LightningBruiser in the right situation (like a friend of mine claiming that I'm the best [[FinalFantasyIV Cecil Harvey]] player he knows as far as DissidiaFinalFantasy goes)].
* MauveShirt: This is probably my role, even within the confines of my own life.
** SupportingProtagonist[=/=]TheIshmael: If I am the main character, I'm probably one of these.
* MeaningfulName: Averted, while a name translating to "Guardian of Peace" implies great things and being of the good alignment, I'm more or less worthless and evil.
* MortonsFork: I specifically fall under the "Jonah Complex" subdivision of this trope (read the Jonah Complex entry in the trope's real life section for details).
* NiceToTheWaiter: My dad taught me to never keep a good worker from doing their job (get out of the way of waiters on the move, only hound the cashier if I get the wrong order, etc.), I also make sure to put at least a buck in the tip jar whenever possible. It's just common courtesy honestly.
* NietzscheWannabe: I'll admit to having at least some similarities to one.
** {{Ubermensch}}: Some could see me as this, considering the part of me that's a NietzscheWannabe caused the creation of my code, and I don't share my parents' conservative views quite a bit of the time.
** AntiNihilist: see {{Ubermensch}} [appropriately, I have read AlsoSprachZarathustra (the original book by {{Nietzsche}} himself)].
* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: I went out of my way to warn the entirety of this {{Steam}} group I (used to) frequent about a malware threat, and a site they could use to see if they're infected. Naturally, one that (understandably) thought I was an ad spammer told me to fuck off.
** Averted by quite a few people I more frequently talk to in said group, all being thankful (granted one tried to [[CorruptTheCutie corrupt me]] into being a dick, but it was after he thanked me, and he only had the purest intentions, thinking it'd be for my own best interest).
* NoSocialSkills: or, at least, fewer social skills than most
* OfficialCouple: with my girlfriend Ashley
* OnlySaneMan: I sometimes feel this of myself.
** NotSoAboveItAll: See the rest of this page
* OpaqueLenses: When outside in the sun, due to my glasses being polarized (the lenses darken in the sun).
* OppositesAttract: I love my parents, and they me, but my parents are very conservative and I'm...not (though I don't see myself as a liberal either).
* ProudToBeAGeek
* PurpleIsPowerful: My preferred color palette for Take-Mikazuchi in Persona4Arena is the purple one. That said, Kanji and Take-Mikazuchi are the resident grappler character in that game (i.e., enormous damage output when [[DifficultButAwesome used properly]]).
* [[RedoniBlueOni Red Oni, but sometimes Blue]]
* [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Play]] RobotUnicornAttack
** ...and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic are bronies]]
** ...and occasionally have manicures [[WorldOfWarcraft (yeah, you heard me)]]
* RuleOfThree: I have an idea for these three [[InsistentTerminology serieses]] stylized as a legend (similar elements, different interpretations).
* RummageSaleReject
* SeinfeldianConversation: I tend to have these, mostly about video games.
* SirSwearsAlot: '''FUCK YES!'''
** ClusterFBomb: '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!'''
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVsCynicism: I have a very cynical worldview (I feel KarmaHoudini characters are commonplace, I feel everyone I know lies about everything about me, etc.).
* SnarkKnight: Whenever I see some of the more idiotic people in this country.
* SpoiledSweet: nowadays
** SpoiledBrat: when I was younger, [[OldShame unfortunately]]
* SweetTooth: One that I have to, unfortunately, have to control for the sake of losing weight.
* TertiarySexualCharacteristics: Considering my routund physical build, and my long hair, I wouldn't be surprised if people thought I was a flat-chested girl (and, in fact, some dude thought I was a girl one time when I was jogging). That said, the possibility of said confusion is one of the reasons for my [[BadassMustache Van]] [[BadassBeard Dyck]]. The other reason is because I think they look stylish in a refined, mature way.
** FridgeLogic: That said, that dude should've noticed by Van Dyck instead of calling me a girl because of my long hair (partially due to the fact that he looked pretty old, and long hair was commonplace in dudes a few decades ago).
* TheNapoleon: A zigzaged trope. While I am aware that I'm around average height for a dude (roughly 5 foot 7 inches, give or take an inch or two), I know a lot of dudes who're taller than me (and some girls as well), and I'm more [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] about it than [[{{Jerkass}} assholish]].
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Generally, anything made with beef (and [[BaconAddiction Bacon]], [[AllThat bacon good]]).
* {{Troll}}: [[http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/thumb/2/2d/Trollface_HD.png/618px-Trollface_HD.png on occasion]]
* {{Tsundere}}: A male example, from time to time...NOT THAT YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T!
* UnderstandingBoyfriend: I am this to Ashley when it comes to her hobbies and general GamerChick {{otaku}} geekiness (partially due to the fact that I myself am a gamer, {{otaku}}, and general geek). To put this into perspective, her previous boyfriend apparently treated her being a gamer as being an addiction to be treated.
* UnkemptBeauty: I rarely take care of myself, I rarely go all metro on myself, and I'm ugly as sin, yet my girlfriend & mom said I'm cute.
* UnreliableNarrator: Comparing what I feel about myself & what everyone else claims about me, I can see people seeing me as this.
** InformedFlaw: I am of the belief that I'm the worst excuse for a human being in the universe, and that my brain's the size of a grape at best. Most people I know feel the opposite.
* UnskilledButStrong: I tend to lean towards [[WrestlerInAllOfUs grappler characters]] (or {{Mighty Glacier}}s in general) nowadays in fighting games. This is mostly because I don't have the dexterity for rushdown, the brains for keep away, the basic EVO-level natural talent for generalists, I'm too interested in offense for [[StoneWall turtles]], etc.
* [[UselessProtagonist Useless]] SupportingProtagonist: If I can even be considered the protagonist, even in my own life.
* VerbalTic: I tend to add "...or something like that" to the end of my sentences.
** I've recently started ending my sentences with "y'know?."
* VillainProtagonist[=/=]TokenEvilTeammate
* WeirdnessMagnet: A lot of people I meet tend to be out of the ordinary in some way.
* WhenHeSmiles: I've been told I have a pretty good one whenever I do.
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!! VANDALIZE ME!
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[[BrickJoke ...or something]] [[VerbalTic like that, y'know?]]