I, Kytseo, (real name: Edward Paz, sometimes known as [=DarklordKyo=]) am a troper from Miami, Florida. I'm basically an average joe, so see my tropes for info on me.
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!!This troper provides examples of the following tropes:

* {{Adorkable}}: I've been told I tend to be this from time to time.
* AdultChild
* TheAlcoholic: not really, but I delve into the sauce from time to time.
* AmbiguousDisorder: Related to the above AdultChild trope. I tend to be pretty immature sometimes, and some asked me if I'm autistic (hell, i've been asking myself that for a while now).
* AmericanAccents: I've noticed that I sometimes have a bit of a southern drawl (imagine having shades of a typical cowboy accent, but not much of the terminology).
** I've also taken to [[ItsPronouncedTroPay pronouncing orange as ahnj]].
* ArcNumber: [[CharacterTic I tend to do things in evens,]] so the number 2 (& any multiples thereof).
* AuthorAppeal: The two story ideas I have in my head deconstruct morality to differing degrees, one having a combination between GrayAndGrayMorality & WhiteAndGrayMorality, and the other having GrayAndGrayMorality & BlackAndGrayMorality.
** EleventhHourSuperpower: It's one of my favorite tropes.
** FinalExamBoss: My favorite boss type, I just like it when bosses test all the knowledge you gained from a game. For that reason (and the general epicness of it), I will always cite the Grunthilda fight at the end of VideoGame/BanjoKazooie as one of the greatest final bosses ever (despite it's [[AnticlimaxBoss disappointing easiness]]).
** {{Postmodernism}}: If it's done well (and I'm having a sudden moment of not being completely retarded), I tend to enjoy postmodern fiction.
** PlatformGame: My favorite video game genre
*** RolePlayingGame[=/=]HackAndSlash: The ones tying for my second favorite spot [with the latter specifically referring to [[ZeroPunctuation Spectacle Fighter]]-styled HackAndSlash titles (DevilMayCry, {{Bayonetta}}, etc.)]
*** {{Metroidvania}}: My specific favorite type of platformer.
* AwesomenessByAnalysis: I can be pretty observant at times. For example, while some have trouble with the snake boss of {{Magicka}}, I had a relatively easy time with it knowing that the pure lightning spell homes onto it's weakpoint (the head). I'm apparently also the only gamer in my anime club who knew about the Wiimote's One Time Sync feature (temporarily syncing to another wii) and the sensor bar option (designating whether it's below or above the tv) before telling my friend Adam about them (despite the former being perfectly spelled out in the owner's manual, and the latter being stumbled upon by dicking around with the options).
* BadassBaritone: My voice can get pretty damn deep.
* [[BadassLongcoat Badass Jacket]]: The blue and orange windbreaker I wear almost every day.
* BadassNormal: I tend to be this as far as competitive gaming goes in my anime club. I don't really train much, but...well...see JackOfAllStats below.
** BrilliantButLazy: I've been accused of being this, both in gaming and real life.
* {{Battlecry}}: SHA-KAH-THAN! (with the last part rhyming with khan)
** CHECKMATE!
* BigEater
* BigFun: I always want things to be awesome whenever I can do so.
* {{Bishonen}}: Not me, but my old WoW main is a blood elf.
* BiTheWay: or a CampStraight who's a bit bicurious, I don't know
* BoringButPractical {{Stonewall}}: My preferred playstyle in ElderScrolls titles (spawned from my {{Oblivion}} character), which is based on my old WoW main (specifically his second specialization, [[{{Stonewall}} Protection]]).
* BrainyBrunette: A lot of people claim I am, I'm not so sure about that personally.
* BrokenAesop: One of my Discrete Math tutors stresses that pure memorization will get me nowhere in the course. That said, one of my classmates has around a B-C average through just memorizing everything.
* ButNotTooForeign: I was born in the United States, but my dad's a Columbian and my mom's from South Korea.
* ByronicHero: Somewhat, except that I'm not charismatic, nor am I [[{{Bishounen}} pretty]].
* CardCarryingVillain: Taken to the most literal extreme, with my business card (not a real one, just an index card dressed up like one) saying evil. In a less literal light, one of my [[{{catchphrase}} catchphrases]] used to be "because I'm evil."
* {{Catchphrase}}: What IS normal?
** ___, ___, and more ___, with a side of ___ (with ___ being something in surplus in something, like a cheese pizza with a lot of cheese)
** "Okay, let us see here..."
** Convenience
** Define ___ (my way of saying "elaborate please")
** [*gives a short summary of the plot of what I'm talking about*], that said, [[BadDudes are you a bad enough dude to]] [*insert goal protagonist is trying to achieve here*] (how I summarize games, choose-your-own-adventure novels, anything with a player or outside viewer as the protagonist)
** __ on steroids {how I define a better version of something [like the Technology 2 item in TheBindingOfIsaac being, more or less, the piercing shots item on steroids (it'd make sense if you play that game)]}.
** [[SkywardScream CHAAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]] (based on one line [[TheBigGuy Tohru]] uttered in one of the last episodes of the first season of JackieChanAdventures).
** ...because I'm evil
** BOOM!
** old family motto: If all else fails, [[IndyPloy improvise]].
** FirstWorldProblems: A lot of times, when describing a "problem" of mine, I lampshade this by specifically pointing it out as a "pathetic first world problem" (mostly as a paranoid desire to not seem like an asshole).
* ChaoticEvil: What I view my alignment as.
** ChaoticNeutral[=/=]ChaoticGood[=/=]NeutralGood[=/=]NiceGuy[=/=]AllLovingHero: What some of my friends say I am (with two of them basically saying I'm too nice to be evil).
* CharacterTics: Whenever I use air quotes, I tend to say "quote, unquote" after the thing I'm quoting (for example, "bubbles", quote, unquote), otherwise...
** AsideGlance: I do so whenever I feel annoyed.
** BadassArmfold: Another one of my common CharacterTics.
** GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger: A double-edged one specifically, [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/HeavyShowdown_2602.png the Heavy Weapons Guy was kind enough to demonstrate (just remove the thumb and rotate the hand a quarter counterclockwise).]]
** OralFixationFixation: I tend to chew the knuckle or skin of my right index finger when I'm nervous, or just bored (not to mention I never grew out of nail biting).
** CrazyPrepared: I try my best to not leave fingerprints whenever possible, to the point where I keep my hand open when opening a door whenever possible.
* TheChick: I more or less fill this role in a steamgroup I (used to) frequent.
* ChivalrousPervert: I admit to being a complete pervert, but I don't take it too far, and my personal code (see EvenEvilHasStandards) forces me to give everyone that's not a complete douche at least some modicum of respect (with those I'm friends with having more respect that most).
* [[FatBastard Chubby Bastard]]
* CloudCuckoolander: on occasion
* CrazyAwesome: Some of my friends have claimed me as such.
* CrowningMomentOfAwesome: I remember this time in WoW when I was tanking an instance with my [[{{Stonewall}} Protection Paladin build]]. All my other party members were all down, and I was the only one still up. I took that thing on in a battle of attrition, and I almost won [and could've if I didn't waste my Lay on Hands (my healing-based trump card) trying to keep the [[GlassCannon warlock]] alive]. I eventually lost, but my teammates treated it as a CMOA anyways due to how long I survived for (understand I had barely any [[InfinityPlusOneSword raid gear]] on me). In hindsight, I sort of agree.
* CulturedBadass: I've done some study into Greek and Norse Mythology, and I have read the script for TheRingOfTheNibelung, watched ThePhantomOfTheOpera, and have taken an elective course in wine.
** PopCulturedBadass: I've been irreversibly altered into this due to the internet.
* CutenessProximity: Show me a picture of any of the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and I instantly die of diabeetus and resurrect in the blink of an eye.
* {{Dandere}}:...............................'''YES'''
* DarkIsEvil, [[DarkIsNotEvil but not completely evil]]
* DeadpanSnarker: I can be pretty sarcastic on occasion.
* {{Deconstruction}}: Some people call me an AllLovingHero, I can see people seeing me as a {{deconstruction}} of one.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: I adhere to a strict moral code I've developed over the years (part of which spawn from my FreudianExcuse) so I never cross the MoralEventHorizon ever again.
** PrinciplesZealot: I always try my best never to compromise my code, even if it makes me butt heads, metaphorically speaking, with people (mostly my parents).
* TheEveryman
* EvilLaugh: I have a particularly maniacal one I practice often.
* ExpressiveHair: My hair tends to droop and cover my eyes when I'm depressed [[JustifiedTrope (due to me tending to drop my head when I feel such)]].
* ExtremityExtremist: I used to practice Tae Kwon Do.
* FailureHero: I either fail, or have a PyrrhicVictory, I never really succeed.
* TheFettered: See EvenEvilHasStandards
* {{Flanderization}}: My dad tends to flanderize me in his mind when he's ticked off.
* FourEyesZeroSoul: despite the fact that I try not to be a CompleteMonster
* GenreSavvy: On occastion, thanks to this very wiki
* GogglesDoNothing: I have a pair of welding goggles that I mainly keep just in case.
** GogglesDoSomethingUnusual: I did think about modding them into a pair of nightvision goggles one time.
* GoodHairEvilHair: The {{Badass}} [[BadassBeard Van]] [[BadassMustache Dyck]] [[BeardOfEvil of Evil]], as I like to call it.
* GRatedDrug: Soda is like smoking for me. I'm currently trying to get off the stuff for good, been clean for a month or two.
* HasAType: I tend to favor {{Tomboy}}s, though my ideal would be a TomboyWithAGirlyStreak. I also have a thing for blondes.
* {{Hotblooded}}
* HeReallyCanAct: Quite a few friends of mine feel I should get a career in acting, whether it be regular or voice.
* HeroicComedicSociopath: when I'm at my most neutral.
* IdiotBall: I hold onto it so much that I wouldn't be surprised if my brain was literally the size of a mosquito.
* IdiotHero[=/=]TheDitz: I tend to be this.
** IdiotSavant[=/=]GeniusDitz: I very rarely end up being this.
* InformedAbility: Considering that all of my romantic relationships were with women, I wouldn't be surprised if there were people who consider my bisexuality as such.
* InnocentlyInsensitive: I tend to seem like I'm flirting, or being rude, despite not intending to.
* InsistentTerminology: I tend to use "serieses" when referring to more than one series.
* IWantMyBelovedToBeHappy: There are, at least, two people I still carry a torch for. That said, their happiness is my priority.
* {{Jerkass}}: at times
** JerkWithAHeartOfGold: usually when the above is applicable
* {{Keet}}[=/=][[GenkiGirl Genki Guy]]: From time to time, at my happiest.
* KnifeNut: One of my hobbies is [[ButterflyKnife Balisong]] flipping.
* LargeHam: '''YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'''
* LightIsNotGood: Not only am I light-skinned, my name translates to Guardian of Peace. This doesn't stop the fact that I'm evil.
** LightIsGood: That said, quite a few people would disagree with the above statement.
* LovableNerd
* [[ManofAThousandVoices Man of a Few Voices]]: Specifically my normal voice, my SmugSnake, my eighties falsetto, my British Nobleman, my [[SavedByTheBell Screech]], my wicked witch, my talking crow, my [[BanjoKazooie Banjo]][=\=][[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Big Macintosh]], my '''[[DisgaeaHourOfDarkness CAPTAIN GORDON, DEFENDER OF EARTH]]''', my [[{{Metalocalypse}} Nathan Explosion]][=\=][[TheDarkKnightSaga Christian Bale Batman]], and occasionally a NathanFillion or SylvesterStallone impression whenever I can manage it.
* JackOfAllStats: Some people claim me as this [with some claiming me as a LightningBruiser in the right situation (like a friend of mine claiming that I'm the best [[FinalFantasyIV Cecil Harvey]] player he knows as far as DissidiaFinalFantasy goes)].
* NiceToTheWaiter: My dad taught me to never keep a good worker from doing their job (get out of the way of waiters on the move, only hound the cashier if I get the wrong order, etc.), I also make sure to put at least a buck in the tip jar whenever possible. It's just common courtesy honestly.
* NoGoodDeedGoesUnpunished: I went out of my way to warn the entirety of this {{Steam}} group I (used to) frequent about a malware threat, and a site they could use to see if they're infected. Naturally, one that (understandably) thought I was an ad spammer told me to fuck off.
** Averted by quite a few people I more frequently talk to in said group, all being thankful (granted one tried to [[CorruptTheCutie corrupt me]] into being a dick, but it was after he thanked me, and he only had the purest intentions, thinking it'd be for my own best interest).
* NoSocialSkills: or, at least, fewer social skills than most
* OnlySaneMan: I sometimes feel this of myself.
** NotSoAboveItAll: See the rest of this page
* OpaqueLenses: When outside in the sun, due to my glasses being polarized (the lenses darken in the sun).
* OppositesAttract: I love my parents, and they me, but my parents are very conservative and I'm...not (though I don't see myself as a liberal either).
* ProudToBeAGeek
* PungeonMaster: What can I say?, my jokes are [[IncrediblyLamePun quite punomenal]].
* PurpleIsPowerful: My preferred color palette for Take-Mikazuchi in Persona4Arena is the purple one. That said, Kanji and Take-Mikazuchi are the resident grappler character in that game (i.e., enormous damage output when [[DifficultButAwesome used properly]]).
* [[RedoniBlueOni Red Oni, but sometimes Blue]]
* [[RealMenWearPink Real Men Play]] RobotUnicornAttack
** ...and [[MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic are bronies]]
** ...and occasionally have manicures [[WorldOfWarcraft (yeah, you heard me)]]
* RuleOfThree: I have an idea for these three [[InsistentTerminology serieses]] stylized as a legend (similar elements, different interpretations).
* RummageSaleReject
* SeinfeldianConversation: I tend to have these, mostly about video games.
* SirSwearsAlot: '''FUCK YES!'''
** ClusterFBomb: '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!''' '''FUCK YES!'''
* SnarkKnight: Whenever I see some of the more idiotic people in this country.
* SweetTooth: One that I have to, unfortunately, have to control for the sake of losing weight.
* TertiarySexualCharacteristics: Considering my routund physical build, and my long hair, I wouldn't be surprised if people thought I was a flat-chested girl (and, in fact, some dude thought I was a girl one time when I was jogging). That said, the possibility of said confusion is one of the reasons for my [[BadassMustache Van]] [[BadassBeard Dyck]]. The other reason is because I think they look stylish in a refined, mature way.
** FridgeLogic: That said, that dude should've noticed by Van Dyck instead of calling me a girl because of my long hair (partially due to the fact that he looked pretty old, and long hair was commonplace in dudes a few decades ago).
* TheNapoleon: A zigzaged trope. While I am aware that I'm around average height for a dude (roughly 5 foot 9 inches, give or take an inch or two), I know a lot of dudes who're taller than me (and some girls as well), and I'm more [[DeadpanSnarker snarky]] about it than [[{{Jerkass}} assholish]].
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Generally, anything made with beef (and [[BaconAddiction Bacon]], [[AllThat bacon good]]).
** When it comes to toppings, I love mushrooms.
* {{Troll}}: [[http://cache.ohinternet.com/images/thumb/2/2d/Trollface_HD.png/618px-Trollface_HD.png on occasion]]
* {{Tsundere}}: A male example, from time to time...NOT THAT YOU'RE COOL ENOUGH TO KNOW, BECAUSE YOU AREN'T!
* UnskilledButStrong: I tend to lean towards [[WrestlerInAllOfUs grappler characters]] (or {{Mighty Glacier}}s in general) nowadays in fighting games. This is mostly because I don't have the dexterity for rushdown, the brains for keep away, the basic EVO-level natural talent for generalists, I'm too interested in offense for [[StoneWall turtles]], etc.
* VerbalTic: I tend to add "...or something like that" to the end of my sentences.
** I've recently started ending my sentences with "y'know?."
* VillainProtagonist[=/=]TokenEvilTeammate
* WeirdnessMagnet: A lot of people I meet tend to be out of the ordinary in some way.
* WhenHeSmiles: I've been told I have a pretty good one whenever I do.
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!! VANDALIZE ME!
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[[BrickJoke ...or something]] [[VerbalTic like that, y'know?]]