A female troper (who is too meek~~{{Tropers/Ironeye}}).

No longer around. PM if you want to know her current internet whereabouts. She'll see it sooner or later.
* INeverToldYouMyName

'''Renamed''':[[note]]Unless otherwise specified, this means making the actual new page, redirecting the old ones, and moving all the subpages and index links.[[/note]]
* BaitAndSwitchUmbridge to BaitAndSwitchTyrant
* TheDocumentary to DocumentaryEpisode
* NurseJenny to InexplicablyIdenticalIndividuals
* SuzumiyaHaruhi to HaruhiSuzumiya
* TragicFuneral to LonelyFuneral
* TheUmbridge to TyrantTakesTheHelm

Most of my activity on the wiki is removing {{Natter}} and italicizing work titles, and other small things. You may also see me in TropeRepairShop around some of the threads. Check my history if you want to see exactly what I do around here.

WikiMagic. Vandalization. Call it what you will.

I have eaten\\
the plums\\
that were in\\
the icebox\\

and which\\
you were probably\\
for breakfast\\

Forgive me\\
they were delicious\\
so sweet\\
and so cold\\

* {{Tropers/Blackmoon}} rising to the call of WikiMagic! Laliho!

[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kris An Asian dagger]]\\
and your screenname are the same\\
That's pretty badass. ~{{Tropers/Zudak}}

* Tropers/BobbyG just dropped by to say hi.
* {{Tropers/Solstace}} felt like leaving a nice little poem.
** {{Tropers/Blackmoon}} recognizes Solstace's poem.
* Tropers/GlennMagusHarvey felt like fixing a misspelling. :P
* {{Tropers/Kriegsmesser}}, your next-door neighbor, would like to say hello!
* Tropers/WilliamWideWeb says hi. And come over to WikiMagic his page.
* Your page seems so inviting, so Tropers/LittleSerge thought he'd [[strike: pop in]] [[{{Seinfeld}} crash through the door]] (and annoy you with one more bullet on the list). Feel free to vandalize my page!
* {{Tropers/Vandro}}: ¿Como le va, señorita?
* {{Tropers/Katrika}}: Approves of your avatar! Two thumbs up!
* KRIS! Have you seen ThePrincessBride yet[[{{Tropers/Buttercupistiny}} ?]]
Tropers/LuckyRevenant also says hello. And he just recently realised that your name is "Mahai" and not "Mahal" as he's believed for so long. Also, your real name is quite pretty.
* [[Tropers/EnglishIvy EI]] would like to apologize for saying "keep watching ''{{The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya}}'', it gets better after episode blah", when, evidently, that wasn't the case for you. Sorry.
* Quit with the *wandering off*. And bullet points are the future of troper pages, [[{{Tropers/Tzetze}} I]]'ll have you know.
* {{Tropers/Melloncollie}} would like to take this opportunity to pimp ''{{Hellsing}}''.
* [[{{Tropers/ptitleyeq7h336}} 1angelette]] is ecstatic that someone else has seen--I mean played--TWEWY.
* @/{{Wicked223}} thinks you are pretty cool, even if you can't appreciate the glories of a doubled userpage.
* Hola Kris!
* Kris / @/LuckyRevenant FOREVER!! [[Tropers/OuttaTheBLAM I]] shipped it before it was cool! [[ShipperOnDeck Good luck to you little lovebirds.]]

{{Tropers/Ozbourne}} comments you without bullets. Swords are cooler anyway.

* {{Tropers/Kinkajou}} is amazed that she likes ''FinalFantasyTacticsAdvance''.
* {{Tropers/Lemurian}} still holds your avatar responsible for his latest dream about SuzumiyaHaruhi. He didn't mind, though...
* Tropers/WilliamWideWeb loves your current avatar for some reason.
* Kris is a pretty cool guy eh rites posts and doesn't afraid of anything ~ {{Tropers/Phencer42}}
* Bah. I no longer feel comfortable using a [[{{Kagerou}} Kano]] avatar any more since you started to. [--Why must everything I mention become memetic?--]
* Eh, [[Tropers/LuckyRevenant I]] ''guess'' I can hit your page up again. Since you ''insist''. [[ContinuityNod My love.]] [[spoiler:The "recent edits" page is slightly less stealthy than one might think for a Known Troper! Hee hee hee.]]

I appreciate and care for you very much as well. One might even say I love you. :)

* Tropers/SunshineDuk thoroughly appreciates your Red icon. Delicious delicious serial killer. He has never looked sexier than on those few pages.
* Kris = {{Moe}} - Tropers/LeighSabio
* Vandalized. You better like it too. *fakes angry expression* - @/{{WUE}}
* My favorite clown is Krusty the Clown. Hey! Hey! (What a surprise.) That's all I have to say for now. (8^) - Tropers/{{AlBundyFan365}}
* [+++HI+++]~~@/SpainSun
* Key, Kris! Corrected vandro's shitty Spanish grammar, because I could. :P - @/JuanCarlos

I think something broke around here...all your vandalism's outta sync. :P - @/{{Keybreak}}

* Greetings fellow Natter fighter!-[[Tropers/DrStarky Dr.Stary]]
* Gratuitous vandalism! --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a gratuitous vandal]]
* Moin! -- [[@/{{Grobi}} a german troper.]]

[[spoiler: Note to self: save-- [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=rhgmlvcrsma4soui9af8fdv0&page=5#125]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=189]][[note]]Lucky Revenant: One day, Kris, I will meet you in Kansas.]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=244#6100]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=rhgmlvcrsma4soui9af8fdv0&page=72#1796]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=2zkzqm3c1yjctrb3fb2e9cg6&page=5696#142387]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=2zkzqm3c1yjctrb3fb2e9cg6&page=5695#142355]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=000000000000000000000c5d&page=376#9382]][[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=9luna9bpdx5k4wm8ylhecknz&page=620#15497]][[/note]]