->''"Question! Who bakes cake in a frying pan? Because I just watched a lady on TV totally bake a red velvet cake in a frying pan."''
-->'''-Kimm the Entertainer''', not drunk or anything, which is scary

->''"Hey there's a slut on the TV."''
-->One of '''-Kimm the Entertainer's''' more memorable quotes

KimmTheEntertainer is a young, naive, annoying, and aspiring writer living in [[LovecraftCountry the rural reaches of northeastern Maine]]. She has a taste for the simpler things in life, such as apple pie, long walks on chilly days, quantum physics, close friendships, and names that start with the letter D. She became a Troper after PlanetCool positively ''begged'' her to. Well, asked politely. She does not feel particularly confident that she can live up to anyone's expectations, but she promises to try.

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!!Favorite Fiction:

* HarryPotter
* Literature/{{Twilight}}
* ObanStarRacers
* CodeLyoko
* TotalDramaIsland
* MyLifeAsATeenageRobot
* DannyPhantom
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* SouthPark
* DieHard
* HowIMetYourMother
* TheBigBangTheory
* {{Enchanted}}
* TheLegendOfZelda
* AzumangaDaioh
* {{Pokemon}}
* TheWizardOfOz
* AliceInWonderland
* BeautyAndTheBeast
* TheLittleMermaid

!!Lover(s):
* AlanRickman
* [[SouthPark Kenny]]
* [[SouthPark Clyde]]
* [[SouthPark Kyle]]
* [[SouthPark Thomas]]
* [[SouthPark TIMMAH]]
* [[SouthPark J-J-Jimmy]]
* [[SouthPark Cartman]]

!!Tropes that apply to Kimm the Entertainer:
* PerverseSexualLust
* DaydreamBeliever
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass
* BerserkButton
* AnnoyingLaugh
* LoveFreak
* SlipknotPonytail
* InnocentFanserviceGirl
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* ApologizesALot
* HollywoodPudgy
* FunSize

!!Things that make her smile:
* PlanetCool
* DracoInLeatherPants
* RonTheDeathEater
* [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/new-releases-f1/harry-and-hermione-s-badly-written-secret-nws-t591.htm This]]
* [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/new-releases-f1/in-which-draco-rescues-mary-sue-from-ron-the-death-eater-nws-t594.htm And this]]
* [[http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm And who can read this without laughing? Serious.]]
* [[http://vgcats.com/super Oh that's right, his name is DOUCHE.]]

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