->''"Question! Who bakes cake in a frying pan? Because I just watched a lady on TV totally bake a red velvet cake in a frying pan."''
-->'''-Kimm the Entertainer''', not drunk or anything, which is scary
->''"Hey there's a slut on the TV."''
-->One of '''-Kimm the Entertainer's''' more memorable quotes
KimmTheEntertainer is a young, naive, annoying, and aspiring writer living in [[LovecraftCountry the rural reaches of northeastern Maine]]. She has a taste for the simpler things in life, such as apple pie, long walks on chilly days, quantum physics, close friendships, and names that start with the letter D. She became a Troper after PlanetCool positively ''begged'' her to. Well, asked politely. She does not feel particularly confident that she can live up to anyone's expectations, but she promises to try.
* [[SouthPark Kenny]]
* [[SouthPark Clyde]]
* [[SouthPark Kyle]]
* [[SouthPark Thomas]]
* [[SouthPark TIMMAH]]
* [[SouthPark J-J-Jimmy]]
* [[SouthPark Cartman]]
!!Tropes that apply to Kimm the Entertainer:
!!Things that make her smile:
* [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/new-releases-f1/harry-and-hermione-s-badly-written-secret-nws-t591.htm This]]
* [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/new-releases-f1/in-which-draco-rescues-mary-sue-from-ron-the-death-eater-nws-t594.htm And this]]
* [[http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm And who can read this without laughing? Serious.]]
* [[http://vgcats.com/super Oh that's right, his name is DOUCHE.]]