Khantalas is certainly not a figment of your imagination, but that belief empowers em, so do conveniently continue thinking that. E lives in a gods-forsaken land that holds very little beauty or civilization and has found the internet and pretty people to be er only releases from the banality of er tormented existence.

E also holds the title of [[SpellMyNameWithAThe The Rose Dragon]] in certain places, much to er chagrin. Er eternal vigilance against other holders of the name Khantalas will last roughly ten or twenty more years, at which point e will discover the joys of retirement.

!!Things Khantalas Contributed to The Wiki

* E wrote the YKTTW for TheCoatsAreOff, and edited some of the examples. E still believes "All Coats Are Off" are a better title for the page.

!!This is the Part Where You Tell Him How E is Not Real
* I am the first vandal. So... Hai? -- @/{{Boxen}}
** And the second. -- @/{{Boxen}}
* I'll be the third in line, then. - @/{{Quag15}}
* Just to be clear the JR in my name is my initials, it doesn't actually mean Junior. - @/JRPictures
** Aww. [=*pouts*=]
* Guten morgen, Khantalas. Just curious, how old ARE you? xD -@/{{Nerd Bird}}
** Too old for my liking.
* '''PERKELE.''' :P -Tropers/TheMike
* As usual, I'm late to the party. (Well, usually, it's because I'm not invited, but still.) And I'm pretty sure you're real, dude. I know all of my imaginary friends and psychotic ghosts, and you aren't part of them. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** Wanna read something ''strange'' and '''''mysterious'''''? [[spoiler: Well, too bad. I haven't found anything witty to write. Potato.]] ~@/DhanaRagnarok
** He's insane... -- @/{{Boxen}}
*** [[SarcasmMode Yeah, big news.]] ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* [[PunctuatedForEmphasis THIS!]] [[MemeticMutation IS!]] [[Main/RiffTrax SPART OF A BALANCED BREAKFAST!]] -@/{{Nerd Bird}}
* This is vandalism. [[@/SBaneN Shane]] has vandalized your page... with a pie. And random things that come to mind. Hope you don't mind!
* Well, well, well. Pleased to be meet you, sir. -Tropers/MokonaZero
* Is that [[KatawaShoujo Hisao]] as your avatar? -- @/{{Boxen}}
** It is! He says hi!
* Morning, Sam. -Tropers/TheManaThief
* SUP, FOOL? @/{{INHOPELESSGUY}}
* [[StarTrek KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN]]-Tropers/{{terlwyth}}
* MUHAHAHAHAHA! -@/{{Explosivo25}}
* Visiting to say hello! Not much for me to say unfortunately. [[Tropers/NESgamer190 NES]]
* I should be sleeping now. Or working for my exams... Meh, who cares? I'm awesome at begging for money ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* In Darkness,strikes the Light!-Tropers/XiphosOrochi666
* Sorry for calling you Canti...Khanty. :P -Tropers/TheMike
* So apparently we're bros now. :) @/EgregiousOne
* Hewwo! ^_^ -@/{{Nerd Bird}}
* I love your song! How'd you come up with the idea? :D -@/{{Nerd Bird}}