I am Kelnius. I made up the name in my youth and thought it was a truly original word, but thanks to Google I've learned that the word ''kelnius'' is a real Lithuanian which means "trousers". Since I wear jeans all the time, I figured that made the name all the more appropriate.

I generally just read the Trope pages, fixing them when I see mistakes, occasionally editing them to add in appropriate references if I I'm aware of a good example has been overlooked.

I also have a blog called [[http://absurdwordnerd.blogspot.com.au The Absurd Word Nerd]] where I talk about language, writing and my opinion. I want to be a published author, but while I'm still working my way up to that stage, I do what I can to better my writing ability and write fiction for my blog.

I believe the blog's ''pièce de résistance'' to be the blog-serial '''Duke Forever'''. It's a fun science-fiction adventure I'm working on, set in the [[Series/DoctorWho Universe of Doctor Who]], with allusions to adhering to canon . If you wish, you can begin reading the story on my blog.
The first Chapter is called ''[[http://absurdwordnerd.blogspot.com.au/2013/07/the-unearthly-pilot.html The Unearthly Pilot]]''.
You can find a list of chapters and links to them in the '''[[http://absurdwordnerd.blogspot.com/p/duke-forever-archive.html Duke Forever Chapter Archive]]'''


One of my goals is for this '''Duke Forever''' blog-serial to become popular enough for someone else to reference it on TV Tropes.

I'm also working on adding a few tropes, like the [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/discussion.php?id=ccy5nse22ma1b8m6q4yos9jp Unfinished Word Reveal]]