--> Payback is overdue
--> So much for my I.O.U.
--> My head is stuck underneath Godís thumb
--> I guess that makes me the lucky one
--> '''Celldweller''', "The Lucky One"

Oh, so I see someone made me a page! Thanks, [[MysteriousBenefactor someone]]! Well. Allow this one to introduce himself. My name is Alexander, I live in {{Moscow}} in TheNewRussia. I am currently studying chemistry in The Moscow Chemical Lyceum, [[LazyBum with]] [[BornLucky varying]] [[{{Jerkass}} degrees]] [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife of success]]. This one is relatively new here, so if he screws something up, just tell him. Seriously, I [[WellIntentionedExtremist don't want anything bad]], [[WalkingWasteland I just want to help]]!
Now.

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!!This one provides examples of:
* AboveGoodAndEvil: Well, not in the usual sense, but I think that good and evil are ridiculously shitty concepts which differ from person to person and are mostly used to justify oneself [[{{Demonization}} while shutting up anyone with a diferrent opinion]]. In his opinion, every definition of good and evil is equally valid.
* [[{{UsefulNotes/Agnosticism}} Agnosticism]]
* ApologisesALot: To almost VerbalTic levels.
* AttentionWhore: You are reading this page about me! [[TheImmodestOrgasm Aaahhhhh...]]
* BerserkButton: Do not address me by my last name. And don't screw my name up. It's Alexander, dammit, or [[GenderBlenderName Sasha]] if you have to. Also, [[{{Hypocrite}} "universal morals"]]
* {{Bishonen}}: This one looks a great lot like [[{{Meganekko}} his]] [[{{Bifauxnen}} mother]], only with longer hair and without the glasses.
* BiTheWay
* {{Bookworm}}
* BornLucky: Yup, ridiculously so.
* TheBarnum: I strive to be.
* BrilliantButLazy: Here in GloriousMotherRussia, we have a saying: "[[AliceAndBob Bob]]'s sloth was born before him". Well, if that is in any way true, then '''my''' sloth [[BlasphemousBoast shagged Eve herself]], and thus indirectly YourMom. On the other hand, if I put his mind to something, I can usually accomplish it quite easily. It just doesn't happen very often.
* ChaoticNeutral: Usually.
* ChaoticStupid: Sometimes.
* ConsummateLiar: This one always believes his own lies. If I can't believe a lie, then I must craft a new one.
* DeadpanSnarker
* EvilLaugh /GigglingVillain: ihihihiHIHIH'''HIHEHEHEHEHE'''IIII...iiihhihihi...hehihi...ih-hi...S-sorry...I suppose I got a bit...carried away...
* GreyEyes
* GuileHero
* HannibalLecture: I tend to hand these out when somebody mentions "[[{{Hypocrite}} universal morals]]".
* TheHedonist: As a result of my [[NietzscheWannabe nihilistic]] world-view: if nothing matters, why not have some fun? If you find it nice, then it's gotta be good, no? Of course, my actual beliefs are much more complex than that, but to someone who doesn't know me well, it may seem that all I care for is experiences. In fact, that may be true, but the things I like are more varied than one might think. You, for example. I like you, so doing nice things for you becomes a thrill in and of itself. Of course, I might [[ProblemSleuth flip the fuck out]] and decide that hurting you is what I want most right now, but it's unlikely. And in any case, other people might do that too, no? Life's a gamble, and the odds are in your favor. Actually, the "nihilistic" thing is not as it may seem: when people talk about nihilism, they imagine gloomy, wangsty teenagers with a love of LargeHam. My personal take on this is something not unlike "Higher powers? Could be, could be. But I doubt that they care about what you do, human #234254533566E+17. So chill, man!No - one's watching your every move. We were just havin' a party here. Care to join?"
* TheHero /AntiHero/ VillainProtagonist/ AntiVillain: Of course. If not me, then who?
* SuperOCD: This one hasn't been diagnosed with it, but I am sometimes compelled to do weird things, like when brewing tea, shake the teabag seven times quickly, and then seven times slowly, then inhale the steam and breathe it out. Other things are licking mirrors two times, running my left hand over trees when walking past (preferably if the tree is on the right side from me), announcing my departure loudly in plural when leaving some kind of place (like "We're leaving!") and saying "It'll be right, Brother" when seeing my tired-looking reflection in a mirror, and taking seven quick gulps and seven slow ones when drinking out of a bottle. Also, I usually stare at my reflection, and feel decidedly uneasy when it's distorted. What's that supposed to mean - [[BlatantLies search this one]].
* IneffectualDeathThreats: I usually threaten people with [[IAmAHumanitarian cannibalism]]. My preferred technique is getting [[NoSenseOfPersonalSpace really close]] to people and saying "I'll ''eat your face''."
* InferioritySuperiorityComplex: I used to have a regular one the size of Siberia when I was little. IGotBetter, but there are still traces left. I deal with them by [[JerkassWoobie being bitchy]].
* ItAmusedMe: Contributes to my general jerkassitude.
* {{Jerkass}}: Let's just say I have my moments.
* JerkWithAHeartOfJerk
* KnifeNut: In my opinion, the trench knife is the best melee weapon ever created, though I also like stilettos, boot knives, push daggers, katara, switchblades, tanto, and throwing daggers. I also have a weakness for survival knives, you know the things, the ones with a compass in the handle and a little compartment inside for fishing line, bandages, a map, stuff like that.
* MeasuringTheMarigolds: I tend to do that with traditional values. This one doesn't understand things that "[[{{Hypocrite}} Weren't meant to be analysed]]" or "[[AllOfTheOtherReindeer Are just how things ought to be]]".
* NightmareFetishist: In a (usually) non-sexual way: it's just that the things I find beautiful are pretty weird. Here's an image that just popped into my mind: A human sized bisque doll of ambiguous gender, with delicate features. One half of its face is open like half of a door, and you can see whirring clockwork inside. Its eye is bright blue, like a clear little pool of copper sulphate. It looks almost alive, but it weeps black bile, and the same bile seeps out of its joints, the glossy black contrasting vividly with the doll's white skin. Tis a strange thing, but pretty, no?
* OralFixationFixation: Pens, pencils, chuppas, fingernails, chuppa sticks, toothpicks, sometimes my fingers whole. [[TooMuchInformation When I forget myself, I leave nasty bites]].
* {{Otaku}}: His most favorite series are PandoraHearts, DarkerThanBlack, and BlackButler. And LastExile, LAST EXILE LAST EXILE F*CK YEAH LAST EXILE, screw everything else, this is the best thing I've ever watched. [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike Ever]].
* SeekerArchetype: I dunno what I'm after, but I'm sure I'll know it when I find it. And even if not, the journey's still awesome.
* PeekABangs: the Subversive type.
* {{Sleepyhead}}: Oh, so much. Why? This one will give you a hint: it's four in the morning, and he's writing this page.
* TheHerosJourney: Hypothetically, my entire life.
* ThirdPersonPerson: As per {{TVtropes}} tradition. Or like [[ASongOfIceAndFire The Unsullied]], but with more [[UnusualEuphemism rifle and two grenades]]. This one decided to drop it, though, it's ridiculous.
* VerbalTic, no?
* WhoWantsToLiveForever Not this one.
* YaoiFanboy
* To a lesser extent, YuriFanboy.

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Feel free to [[FreudianSlip violate]] - Oh! Errr...This one means vandalize this page below this line. [[WhatYouAreInTheDark No one will ever know]].

* You find me interesting?! ''*[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfJR6sAo0CU SQUEE!!!]]*'' [[TheImmodestOrgasm Ah-um, I mean...]]*ahem* thank you for visiting my page. It makes me [[{{Understatement}} very happy]]. Good day to you now! ^^ -@/BlakeDiamond
* Bishie? Do you mean you look like [[http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080806084661/dynastywarriors/images/a/a5/Mitsuhide.jpg Akechi Mitsuhide]]? -the ''[[@/{{desdendelle}} Use Psychology]]''