My real name is [[WhatAreTheContributorsRealNames Jessica]], though I prefer to be called @/{{Kalle}} on the internet (for those of you not in the know, it's a reference to a ''[[TheLegendOfZelda Legend of Zelda]]'' boss -- Kalle Demos, from ''Wind Waker''.) I'm in my 20s, living in upstate New York, and I enjoy a wide range of strange things and activities ♥

Pages I've created:
* ''{{Gintama}}'' (my first page ever on the site [sniff] my baby is all grown up!)
* ''ToLoveRu'' (though I don't really touch it anymore. It's kinda my OldShame, as far as tropes are concerned.)
* ''{{Mother 3}}''
* ''YumeNikki''
* ''Fanfic/TouhouMusouKakyou''

I have a bunch of ''PrettyCure'' fanseries in the works, you can read more about them [[Fanfic/PrettyCureFanfics here]]!

!!My tropes, let me show you them:
* AuthorAppeal: From my fanseries and characters alone... [[SubculturesInJapan Japanese subcultures]], [[SweetTooth sweets]], [[BatOutOfHell bats]], {{Idol Singer}}s, GratuitousFrench, shoutouts to obscure or just plain weird televison series or songs, and I'm pretty sure there's a lot more where that came from.
* CatchPhrase: "... Is that ''necessary?''" (whenever I encounter something that ticks me off) and "You guys!"
* CelebCrush: I have a ''harem''. [[{{Engine Sentai Go-onger}} Yasuhisa Furuhara]] is the leader of the pack, but [[KamenRiderKiva Koji Seto]] and [[Series/KaizokuSentaiGokaiger Kazuki Shimizu]] are pretty high-ranked, too...
* CharacterTics: Waving my hands around when I talk, and fluffing out my bangs to conceal my forehead.
* CoolBigSis: Somewhere along the line I became this to @/PerfumePreppy!
* TheCutie / {{Moe}}: At least, that's the image I ''seem'' to cultivate, according to my friends.
* {{Dandere}}: Possibly the closest approximation of my personality I can think of. I'm not withdrawn enough to be a true ShrinkingViolet, and I'm not emotionless enough to be a {{Kuudere}}. My friends can certainly see enough of my deredere side, anyway...
* TheFashionista: I have a ridiculous love of Japanese fashion -- mostly [[ElegantGothicLolita sweet lolita]] and [[http://www.electricalice.com/style.asp fairy-kei]] -- and it shows on my [[http://kivat.tumblr.com Tumblr]] pretty well (when it's not {{Toku}} posting or talking about my life.)
* ForgetsToEat: ...oops?
* FunTShirt: Many many many.
* [[MenDontCry Girls Don't Cry]]: I have a habit of crying my eyes out at emotional or stressful situations, but being berated for it when I was younger kind of leads to this attitude a lot.
* GlurgeAddict: ...''sometimes''... though there ''are'' things I've seen that are too cutesy, even for me.
* HairDecorations: [[NeverBareheaded If I do not have a bow on my head,]] [[Memes/{{Touhou}} I will die!]]
* [[HappilyMarried Happily Dating]]: My boyfriend Nick and I have been together since January 2007, with no signs of stopping soon. Pretty good for the first-ever boyfriend I've had, huh?
* {{It Is Pronounced Tro-PAY}}: I am doomed to have my last name pronounced wrong by everyone I meet. ''EVERYONE''.
* {{Meganekko}}
* OccidentalOtaku: Yes, I am [[TakeThatMe taking a shot at myself with this]], and yes, I don't care. I'm more into {{Toku}}, fashion and the general culture than anime and manga, though I ''do'' have certain series I gush over.
* RetailTherapy: ''The'' catch-all solution for a bad day!
* ♥♥SayItWithHearts♥♥
* ShippingGoggles: A permanent fixture in my repertoire.
* SmallTownBoredom: I've lived in a tiny city nearly all my life, so this trope comes into play a little too often.
* SweetTooth: Candy, pastries and milkshakes are my [=BFFs=].
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