The Common Kabikku [[PunnyName (Internetdiseasus Lazii)]] is a small, omnivirous creature most commonly seen in the chaparral region of Southern California. It is most well known for its [[ExtremeOmnivore grotesquely unhealthy eating habits]], [[BasementDweller unwillingness to leave the house at any given moment]], [[CloudCuckooLander tenuous grasp on reality]], and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking offensive bright blue hue.]] The Kabikku has been known to attack humans; however, if you happen to stumble upon it, you may appease it with offerings of [[NiceHat top hats]], HoYay, and [[MindScrew stories of the supernatural]]. Beware, though; if given a copy of Literature/{{Twilight}}, [[TakeThat it will prompty bite your face off.]]

This [[RougeAnglesOfSatin KUNTREEBYOOTAR]] contains the following tropes:
* [[ABoyAndHisX A Girl And Her Insane Cat That Likes To Eat Feet And Pretend That It's Spiderman]]
* BabyGotBack: One of my most frequent sources of embarrassment.
* BrilliantButLazy
* CuteButCacophonic: Well, more like "mildly attractive, but sounds like a 12-year-old boy".
* DeadpanSnarker
* IfItsYouItsOkay: Feels this way about a certain girl.
* [[KnightTemplarParent Knight Templar Sister]]
* LesYay: With aforementioned girl.
* NiceHat: A top hat, no less!
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant
* {{Shotacon}}: Has been known to perv over Max Records on occasion.
* ShrinkingViolet
* TheSnarkKnight: Once I've gotten over my initial shyness, I tend to lapse into this.
* ThousandYardStare: One of my most common expressions.
* {{Yandere}}
* YaoiFangirl: Though admittedly less rabid than most.




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