This is the troper formerly known as {{Tokenmaster}} (wanted to have consistency with other sites I frequent) AND {{KaBlamoid 4 Life}} (changed because I forgot my password).

First things first: I ''love'' ''KaBlam'' and ''GrandTheftAuto''. Love 'em. Seriously, I've seen every ''KaBlam'' episode I could find (and seen each one at least twice), played every ''GrandTheftAuto'' game starting with ''III'' (and played each one at least twice). I don't know if I'd call ''KaBlam'' the ''greatest'' show I've ever seen, but it's definitely my favorite. But I think ''GrandTheftAuto'' is the greatest game series of all time. Even though I don't spend all my time watching/playing ''KaBlam'' or ''GTA'', it's about as close as I am to being a nerd about something (the keywords being "as close").

Before we get too far, I have to admit that I used to [[CrackFic write intentionally horrible fanfiction for lulz,]] as well as [[StealthParody spoof actual horrible fanfiction]]. What fanfictions did I write? Well... does the name "hunterjeanmidna" mean anything to you? Yep, I wrote ''AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge'' and ''FanFic/AlvanAnTheChipmunks3TheSecondSqueakuel''. And even though it was a joke, I'm not too proud, especially of [[{{Squick}} the latter]], even if it did have some funny moments (like when Snoop Dogg announces that he's po-lice). Oh well, that's behind me now. If you read my fanfictions and laughed at how stupid and horrible they are, well, good for you. If you read them and were shocked and appalled by how stupid and horrible they are (or offended in the case of the latter story), I apologize for inflicting them on the world.

Anyway, enough of airing out my dirty laundry. Now, I primarily write (actually good) fanfiction and draw fan art, primarily for ''KaBlam''. (geez... now I '''''AM''''' starting to sound like a nerd, aren't I?) I've contributed a lot to TV Tropes, such as creating pages for ''MulhollandDrive'', ''{{Nas}}'', ''TheNotoriousBIG'', ''BoyzNTheHood'', ''MenaceIISociety'', and more. I'm also a moderator for [[http://s1.zetaboards.com/The_KaBlam_Forum/index/ a KaBlam forum]]... if you like KaBlam, then check it out. We'd love to have you aboard.

!! Tropes that apply to me:

* TheAtoner: I really want to make up for writing crack fic somehow, even though they were parodies.
* BearHug: [[ToyStory First thing you should know about me... I'm a hugger.]]
* BlackAndNerdy - How else do you describe a dude who spends most of his spare time writing fanfiction based on a Nickelodeon cartoon from the 90's?
* ClusterFBomb - Admittedly, I have gotten better online (because of the "No Swearing" rule on the KaBlam forum). But outside the web... (my two favorite swears are "fuck" and "shit", by the way... they just have SO many uses!)
* CrackFic - As mentioned above, I used to write these. IGotBetter.
* DeadpanSnarker - I'm pretty prone to droll, snarky asides.
* EvenNerdsHaveStandards - As geeky as I can get, I'm not ''too'' geeky or weird. Now that I'm actually a serious fanfic writer ("serious fanfic writer"... that's just fucking sad), I absolutely refuse to write erotic porno fics anymore. You couldn't pay me.
* HypeBacklash: Everybody told me that online multiplayer (like Xbox Live) was the bee's knees. I tried it. I played ''ModernWarfare'' and ''Halo3''. I was instantly bored. I haven't played online in years. I also kind of feel this way towards ChristopherNolan. (dodges bullets)
* MagnumOpus: Mine is ''FanFic/GoodbyeJune'', I think. The expanded version.
* NotAMorningPerson: At all.
* OldShame: '''hunterjeanmidna'''. In spades.
** Most recently, my "Dawn" series of ''KaBlam'' fanfics, in which Dawn [[RonTheDeathEater becomes a psycho and tries to kill June.]] I hate those fucking stories SO GODDAMNED MUCH that I outright deleted them on DeviantArt, as well as all art related to them. Poor Dawn.
* {{Otaku}}: I'm frankly obsessed with: KaBlam (mainly the Henry and June segments), the ''GrandTheftAuto'' games (starting with ''[[GrandTheftAutoIII III]]''), the ''SaintsRow'' games, the ''DonkeyKongCountry'' games, and rap/hip-hop.
* RootingForTheEmpire: My favorite ''Film/Avatar'' character is [[ColonelBadass Col. Quaritch]], even though I spoofed the near-constant worship he seems to get in my hunterjeanmidna story, ''AvatarsIIWhenQwaritchTakesRevenge''.
* {{Shipping}}: Now usually, I don't give a rat's ass. But [[KaBlam Henry X June?]] I'm hardcore, muthafucka.
* StealthParody: Everything I wrote as hunterjeanmidna.
* TheSnarkKnight: On occasion.
* TastesLikeDiabetes: Sometimes I fear that my fanfic could be this, but I try to avoid it like the plague. And if something's ''really'' sappy, I tend to {{Lampshade}} it.
* {{WAFF}}: Most of my KaBlam fiction gets an "Awwww!" from anyone who reads it.

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