[[caption-width-right:350:[[{{Futurama}} IT'S A GIGANTIC BRAIN.]]]]

'''This troper provides examples of:'''
* AffectionateParody: [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/art/how-to-be-a-furry-31135582 How To Be A Furry]].
* ArtShift: Compare the early pieces in his [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/ deviantART gallery]] with the later ones.
* BeautifulAllAlong
* BondOneLiner: Usually when playing video games.
-->(While headshotting zombies in ResidentEvil 4.) "[[{{Film/Batman}} Gentlemen, let's broaden your minds]]."
-->(While mowing down faceless Russian goons in MetalGear Solid 3.)" [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulce_et_decorum_est_pro_patria_mori Dulce et decorum est]]."
* CatchPhrase: If you check the history for a page, and the edit reason is "[[NiceJobBreakingItHero Nice job spoiling it, troper]].", it's probably him.
* CharacterBlog: [[http://mcity.livejournal.com Here.]]
* FailedASpotCheck: Jonn has looked for the glasses he was wearing. Several times.
* FanficRecs
** FanficRecs/AvatarTheLastAirbender: Of All Time (Gen)
** {{FanficRecs/Batman}}: And the Rest Is Ancient History, Batman Revealed, Duality, Good People of Gotham, For Laughs
** FanficRecs/CallOfDuty: ModernWarfare: Frozen Crossing
** FanficRecs/TheDresdenFiles: NewYorkMagician
** {{FanficRecs/Firefly}}: Screw The Alliance, Forward, A Life Less Extraordinary, My Own Kind of Freedom
** {{FanficRecs/Halo}}: Enemy of my Enemy, Finishing the Fight, Halo: the Art of War, Isolation
** FanficRecs/IronMan: The Kids Aren't All Right, Hazard Pay, Almost No One Makes It Out. "What happened to the burd?" (written by him)
** FanficRecs/MarvelUniverse: Fanfic/TheShockerLegit
** FanficRecs/MassEffect: Harvest, The Robot.
** FanficRecs/NeonGenesisEvangelion: ShinjiAndWarhammer40K
** FanficRecs/{{Portal}}: Blue Sky.
** FanficRecs/{{Spider-man}}: Just a Face On a Train, Identity Crisis
** FanficRecs/StarWars: The Darth Side: Memoirs of a Monster
** FanficRecs/SystemShock: Free Radical.
** FanficRecs/TheThing: The Things
** FanficRecs/TronLegacy: Dear Wired Magazine,
** FanficRecs/VorkosiganSaga: Forward Momentum
** {{FanficRecs/The X-Files}}: Last One Standing
** {{FanficRecs/X-Men}}: The Mutant Problem
* FauxToGuide: [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/art/how-to-be-a-furry-31135582 How To Be a Furry]]
* FiveManBand
** DeadpanSnarker
** TVGenius
** SmartGuy
** CloudCuckoolander: Though in his case, he's supposedly smarter than most, which means his thought process is actually several steps ahead, making connections most people can't see. Or comprehend.
* FreudWasRight: He ''really'' likes [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/ drawing]] guns, swords, [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/art/furryTut2-this-is-not-a-furry-91114929 carrots]], [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/art/rocket-hamster-81868691 rockets]]...
* HypocriticalHumor: Jonn accidentally created the [[http://wiki.fandomwank.com/index.php/Please%2C_no_furbashing "Please, no furbashing"]] meme. A few years later, he wrote [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/art/how-to-be-a-furry-31135582 a "tutorial"]] making fun of furries.
* LittleProfessorDialog: Averted. He is fully capable of using it, but generally chooses not to. Not so restrained in his writing, however; he shoots for a strange blend of [[PennyArcade Tycho]] and S.J. Perelmen.
* MemeticMutation: Jonn is responsible for popularizing the phrase "[[http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html air babies]]" among his coworkers, completely by accident. Also, [[http://u63r.deviantart.com/art/OMG-ONOZ-59707980 OMG ONOZ]].
* {{MST}}
-->(While playing FinalFantasy 12, and seeing the [[strike:Tusken Raiders]] [[strike:Fremen]]) Urtans\\
"[[{{Dune}} Saaandwooormmmm!]]"\\
(Later, upon seeing one of the Urtans has "Haste" cast on 'em;)\\
"Speed is a device of Shaitan!"
* NoodleIncident: That thing in the third grade. On Tuesdays. In the music room.
* OverlyLongGag: This page.
* PermaStubble: Jonn cannot grow facial hair more substantial than a thin gotee. And even then the sides don't quite connect.
* PunnyName: His initials spell JAW. Ironically, Jonn doesn't talk much.
* SeriousBusiness: People linking directly to large images on deviantART, instead of to the submission page. It really sets him off, since he remembers the days when people would do the same thing, just with dialup. When deviantART changed the way the site worked so one couldn't link directly to the page with the fullsize image on it, then people started up this new thing.
* SingleIssueWonk: Don't mention piracy around him. Just...don't.
** Also, he gets really ticked off by people who use asteriks online to self-censor, (e.g. "d*mn") since it means someone wants to swear, but doesn't want to take responsibility for it. Either swear, use a euphemism, or don't swear at all.
* TokenMinority: Subverted; Jonn is black, and so is most of his country. He does know a white guy, though. [[TwoferTokenMinority Who's gay]].
** And after moving to England for Uni, he was not only Black Caribbean, which is a minority compared to Indian, Pakistani, and mixed race, according to the 2001 census, but he was also the only person he met with an American(sounding) accent.
* DarthWiki/WallBanger: Jonn sees people using the DigitalPiracyIsEvil trope as [[http://www.penny-arcade.com/2009/10/26/ a bludgeon to mock anyone who tries to get people not to pirate things]], no matter how reasonable they are.
** To a lesser extent, any instance of FanMyopia where people just link to a character's name.