Describe {{JacksBot}} here.

...Uh. Do I have too? Yes? *sighs* I guess I can try...

Well, to start of with, [[ThirdPersonPerson JacksBot]]'s crazy. Which, actually, might be all you need to know. [[ItsAllAboutMe But since this is a page with my name on it]], I'll get to tell you anyway. Which is good, because I've always liked talking about myself to a captive audience.

First of all, I'm a [[AmbiguousGender trap]]. The trick is to figure out which way as [[BiTheWay gender is a nonissue for me]] But I like to dream of myself as [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer sought]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim after]].

I've been [[DeadpanSnarker extremely sarcastic]] all my life, much to the annoyance of my entire family (which is not [[MyParentsAreDead broken]] by the way). I'm a traditional, can't believe even if I try, [[UsefulNotes/{{Atheism}} Atheist]], and proud of it. I do not believe in a life after death, and that makes me happy.

I'm an avid fan of {{fanfiction}}, and sometimes I get into new series just because I've read a crossover. I like [[ParanoiaFuel cop shows]] (maybe a bit too much) and angst is most definately my cup of tea. I like [[GenderBender genderswitches]] as well, both ways, and have even written a few of my own (and no, I won't tell you how to find them or what they were, that record was expunged for a reason). I also like controversal topics in my fandoms. [[FetishFuel Yes]].

I read faster than your average person, and as such, constantly shock people by having a new book almost everytime they see me. [[ForTheEvulz I find this fun]]. [[UsedToBeASweetKid I didn't use to be like this]]. It's a good thing that my friends are just as crazy as I am.

My favorite word is defenestration (from the Latin fenestra) which means ''to throw out a window''. My least favorite word is violate, which I'm sure you all know the meaning of. My favorite color is orange, which has nothing to do with a certain ninja...

My goal is to read all the Tropes. Which would be so much easier if I didn't keep getting [[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife distracted by the examples]]... Hopefully, this goal ''won't'' end with me dead. Maybe. So far [[TVTropes TV Tropes]] hasn't [[TVTropesWillRuinYourVocabulary ruined my vocaublary]], but it has ruined my pronunciation. Thanks alot, guys.

I'm extremely prone to [[WikiWalk WikiWalks]], even though I have no electronic dog to walk. Maybe I should get one. My [[GenreSavvy genre savvy-fu]] is strong, and I don't like taking the highroad because I'm scared of heights.

Oh, and this page is brought to you by my bot. His name is [[DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment Bot]]. He runs my [[TVTropes TV Tropes]] obsession when I'm... unable.