[[labelnote:IMAGINE]]IN YOUR MIND[[/labelnote]] [[labelnote:A]]POSH COUNTRY[[/labelnote]][[labelnote:CLUB]]THE STUFFY OLD MONEY[[/labelnote]] [[labelnote:WHERE THE]]POOR GET SNUBBED[[/labelnote]][[labelnote:THE SPREAD IS]]PLANNED: SAUERKRAUT AND[[/labelnote]][[labelnote:BOILED GOOSE]] THERE'S NO WAY THESE PEOPLE WILL[[/labelnote]][[labelnote:EVER]]CUT LOOSE![[/labelnote]]

Actually has been around a while. Don't ask me since when, because I'm not sure,[--[[color:white:[[note]]all over[[/note]]]]--]but I do remember when I Am Not Making This Up wasn't all over the place, or deleted. (Wasn't here before TheGreatCrash, but was around when two hackers vandalized TVTropes in succession.) May have had an account or two here long ago.[[color:white:[[note]]all over[[/note]]]]

Annoyed [=FORKer=]. %%[[color:white:[[note]][[indent:300:all over]][[/note]]]]

Used to be known as [=WhiskeyJack=], but I forgot the password. It doesn't matter, anyway, I only edited YKTTW with that.

If you're going to ask about my fabulous username,[--[[color:white:[[note]]all over[[/note]]]]--]it's the not-Spanish name for a type of fish. Subtract an "l" from my real first name and you get the Spanish word for Jack Mackerel[--[[color:white:[[note]]all over[[/note]]]]--](hint: they're these, surprisingly enough, fish). (Figure that out yourself, I'm not good at explanations.)

Yes, I do use TOR. No, I'm not a vandal.

Currently under the name of Jackerel, due to weird site filters.

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* JackAttack - ...Just saying. ~@/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* So...what wine does Jack Mackerel go best with? [[BlatantLies Not that I'm implying anything.]] -@/{{Balrog1911}}
** I wouldn't know what wine goes best with Jack Mackerels. They're apparently more for soups and such.
* RefugeInAudacity
** '''I AM NOT AUDACIOUS OKAY'''
* ShamelessSelfPromoter
* {{Stripperific}} (At least, in [[@/MidnightVelvet this troper's imagination...]])
** If I was a girl, maybe. In real life, you'd regret saying that if you ever saw me. -Jack
*** [[strike:Wanna bet]] YOU SAW NOTHING
Right, enough of that

* [[labelnote:You have been]][[indent:300:vandalize'''d''' by]][[/labelnote]][[color:white:____________________________________________________________________________]][[labelnote:Solstace]][[indent:300:ThisIsForEmphasisBitch!]][[/labelnote]]
* {{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}} says hello and wonders why this page doesn't have more vandals.

* '''SCP-294 Input:''' A cup of [DATA EXPUNGED]

'''Output:''' [DATA EXPUNGED]

* Your page has been conquered by wannabeotaku
** Solstace got here first >:|

''Yeah, what do you expenct?'' --[[@/WartysNeryon Dr. Neryon]]


* VWORP VWORP VWORP. -Drops off [[{{EpicBattleFantasy}} NoLegs]]- VWORP VWORP VWORP. ~ @/{{TARDISES}}
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how am i supposed to know your ugly jack?-fringeman

Dude, what the hell is up with your avatar gallery? That one... with the face... looks like Creepy Richard... ~ BearyScary