This Troper is @/JKRoo. He is an editing newbie who is thankful for his friend @/{{Gilgameshkun}} for editing his user page beyond the initial stub. Though Gil might wish he'd not advised him to set up a page.

He's an adoring fan of TyTheTasmanianTiger -- it's the accents, really! The fact that seemingly [[strike: half]] [[strike: 90%]] ''99%'' of its entries have been touched by him is ''entirely'' accidental, he assures you. Other than that, he really doesn't go in for video games, preferring to read, write and draw. Kindly ignore that he's working on a FixFic for the second game's collectables PlotHole.

He's also come perilously close to entering CaffeineBulletTime... ''repeatedly''. [[EvilFeelsGood And he loves the feeling.]]

One of his [[FagHag good friends at work]] has also repeatedly tried to [[NoMedicationForMe coax him into becoming]] a MadScientist. As his official job. Considering [[http://www.adventurers-comic.com/d/20020520.html this is a good example of his personality]], it's understandable.

Therefore, [[TheMadHatter I have but one thing to say...]] ''[[ForScience For SCIENCE]]''!

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According to @/JKRoo's [[strike: meat sheld]] friend @/{{Gilgameshkun}}, the following tropes describe @/JKRoo:
*CloudCuckoolander
*[[BunnyEarsLawyer Bunny Ears Server]]: I'm amazed Chili's lets me get away with so much.
*DeadpanSnarker
*EvilOverlord: I wish! But I'd be a ''benevolent'' one. Think [[{{Discworld}} Lord Vetenari.]]
*FriendlyEnemy
*GoKartingWithBowser
*HarmlessVillain
*IneffectualSympatheticVillain
*PerverseSexualLust: [[TyTheTasmanianTiger Sly]], [[SonicTheHedgehog Rotor Walrus, now that I know he]] [[{{Retcon}} might be gay]], and now [[DoctorWho the latest Doctor]].
*LaughablyEvil
*OmnicidalManiac: But only on the ''really'' bad days.
*WeirdnessCoupon: Oh, I have several.
*TheWonka
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Various things that have made him go "IKnewIt":

*{{DMFA}}: Abel's asexuality. Somehow, given [[LyingCreator Amber]], I was not surprised.
*DoctorWho: The first episode of the new series. The "human residence" was the planet, not the ''house''. Figured it out about five minutes before the Doctor revealed it.
*WorldOfWarcraft: Deathwing merged with an Old God. That can't POSSIBLY end well.
*{{Homestuck}}: How Bec was created.
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*[[@/GilgameshKun This troper]] seems to recall @/JKRoo having a [[HoYay thing]] for [[EvenTheGuysWantHim hawt]] [[AustralianAccent Australian]] [[FurryFandom tiger]] guys.
** [[@/JKRoo This troper]] has [[StraightGay no idea]] what the [[@/GilgameshKun above troper]] could [[GayBestFriend be referring to]].

If you're really [[strike: desperate to talk to me]] bored, I can be reached at "hybridroo" on AIM.

Oh, and [[TvTropesWillRuinYourLife TvTropes had already ruined his life before he joined up]].

He also has no idea what he's doing with this page, but it's known he suffers from AttentionDeficitOohShiny. Which is probably why this page will end abruptly.

That or mentioning CandleJack, but who'd be foolish enou

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