Inverurie Jones is something of a polymath, having been a sailor, soldier, Coastguard officer, airman, scholar, charity volunteer, a postman a fireman and, most recently, a police officer. He tells everyone it is because he wants to experience life from as many different perspectives as possible, but really he seems [[QuantumLeap driven by an unknown force to change the future for the better, and finds himself leaping from job to job, striving to put right what is currently going wrong]].

It's tragic, really.

His interests include:

Rock,
Folk music,
[[http://thechap.net/content/section_manifesto/index.html Chappism]],
Sci-fi,
tabletop wargaming,
trying half-heartedly to learn to play the fiddle,
making beer in the bathroom,
growing fruit and veg,
aviation, shooting things, drinking tea, having heated debates about Tamrielic theology with his wife at all hours of the night,
playing with his awesome kids,
firefighting,
anything involving wild boar and, last but not least,
blowing shit up.

* This week Mr. Jones has mostly been: in hospital.

He now has a [[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperWall/InverurieJones Wall]].

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[[caption-width-right:283:Mr. Jones looks a bit like this. Now with added moustache!]]

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[[caption-width-right:200:Scottish Fire and Rescue Service]]

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[[caption-width-right:140: UK Civil Air Patrol]]

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[[caption-width-right:150:H.M. Coastguard]]



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[[caption-width-right:130:HMS Scotia]]


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!Tropes that Mr. Jones thinks may apply to Mr. Jones:

* AdventurerOutfit (All three types)
* BewareTheHonestOnes
* CigarChomper
* CombatPragmatist
* DistinguishedGentlemansPipe
* FriendOnTheForce (Family, actually)
* FriendToBugs
* FunctionalMagic
* GoodIsNotDumb
* GoodIsNotSoft
* HappilyMarried
* HellBentForLeather
* ICanStillFight (or go to metal gigs)
* InHarmsWay
* KnightInSourArmour
* ManInAKilt
* MagicKnight
* PragmaticHero (Where 'hero' is to be read merely as 'protagonist')
* RedemptionQuest
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud
* StillWearingTheOldColors
* TakeCareOfTheKids (Every time the pager goes off)
* TheyCallMeMrTibbs
* TwitchyEye
* WaistcoatOfStyle
* WatchingTroyBurn
* WouldHitAGirl



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[[caption-width-right:164:Royal Corps of Signals]]

!Tropes applied by other tropers
* [[AmbiguouslyJewish Ambiguously British]] - @/{{Enzeru}}
* [[ABoyAndHisX A Man and His Awesome Warthog]] -@/VoidsEmpathy
* {{Badass}} -- @/{{Belfagor}}
* TheBeastmaster ~ @/{{Junfez}}
* TheChessmaster ~ @/{{mellochan42}}
* TheStoic Sure he's difficult to impress ~@/{{MrsRatched}}
* CoolShades - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
* CrazyAwesome - @/{{raigakuren}}
* DeadpanSnarker -@/{{Milos Stefanovic}}
** StepfordSnarker -@/{{EternalNoob}}
* AFatherToHisMen - @/{{Frosplosion}}
* FluffyTheTerrible: I'm sure you have a pet boar. ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* GentlemanAndAScholar ~ @/{{StrangeDwarf}}
* GoodSmokingEvilSmoking - it depend if you pet a dog or kicking it @/{{Tenzen12}}
* GreenThumb -@/{{XiphonIII}}
* HiddenDepths - I bet you like cute animals, under all that love for badass beasts- @/{{Eternal Noob}}
** They're all cute to me! IJ.
* TheMario - @/{{MilosStefanovic}}
* MilitaryMoonshiner - @/CompletelyNormalGuy
* NiceGuy- @/{{wannabeotaku}}
* {{Ninja}}: You managed to trope Voids Empathy's page 14 seconds before I could to it. -- @/{{Belfagor}}
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot - ~{{@/GameSpazzer}}
* AnOfficerAndAGentleman - @/{{Balmung}}
* PopCulturedBadass - works for the coast guard, has this site up in the background. Of course this applies. ~@/{{SlendidSuit}}
* PrettyCoolGuy
* RenaissanceMan ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* TheSmartGuy -@/{{Enkufka}}
* SophisticatedAsHell - @/{{Enzeru}}
* StuffBlowingUp ~ @/{{Vanthebaron}}
* SuperIntelligence: -@/{{Wuggles}}

!Vandalism applied by other vandals

Nice Boar- @/{{PinkDave}}

WHAM BAM- @/{{WandereroftheWastes}}

Any relation to IndianaJones? =P --@/{{Megamagikarp}}

That avatar... wasn't that from the HarryPotter trading card game I remember a long time ago? --@/EarlOfSandvich (yes I did used to collect them. Just wondering)
- ''I believe so, yes''!

''[[{{Ninja}} The Void sends its greetings]]'' ~@/VoidsEmpathy

The faeries wonder if you are related to [[IndianaJones Indiana]]? - @/StolenByFaeries

[[SongsToWearPantsTo We are the robot pirates!]] - @/KatanaCat

* This vandalism is classified information. You must not give the information it contains to anyone. - @/CompletelyNormalGuy

I prefer the rainbow-striped cherry candy canes to the boring old peppermint ones. --@/SeanMurrayI

* I told you you deserved more vandalism. Now I just need to find something to say. ...Wait, there's robot pirates here ? AWESOME ! ~@/DhanaRagnarok

* (sings loudly) ''Don't stop movin' to the chunky beat, movin' to the music.'' Once the DJ Sabrina's got her party started there's no eternity in sigggghttt! xD (battles the robot pirates) ''I can feel the music movin' through my body'', oh and nice profile, don't feel too bad, I was just joking around wid you ;) (glove-slap) --@/SabrinaDiamond

* THE WEREWOLF. - @/PhysicalStamina

* Why hello there fellow ''{{Discworld}}'' and ''Warhammer40K'' novel fan! Coffee? *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}

* Don't worry, your secret love of Barry Manilow doesn't make you any less of a badass, or a man. - Tropers/TheWanderer

* Ah, yes! Meat of the fresh kind! Let me just... -sets painting slightly a kilter- Toodles! ~@/{{skyflower}}

* I CAN'T THINK OF SOMETHING TO SAY. So here's MarbleHornets. ~@/{{Rockonman}}

* Tapadh leat, my countryman! -Uilleam

!Things Jonesy likes:

Uh...gimme a minute. This could be a long list and putting them in alphabetic order might take forever... (Under construction)

'''MUSIC:'''

* [[RonnieJamesDio DIII-OOOOO]]!
* IronMaiden
* JudasPriest
* TheSword
* MonsterMagnet
* BrocasHelm
* QuietRiot
* TwistedSister
* Accept
* Saxon
* Yes
* Styx
* BlackSabbath
* PinkFloyd
* TenaciousD
* SteelPanther
* Aerosmith
* AliceCooper
* Motorhead
* Guns and Roses
* Santana
* TheDoors
* FatsDomino
* ChuckBerry
* TheBaseBalls
* JohnnyCash
* KennyRogers
* TheCorries
* Loreena McKennitt
* DenezPrigent
* KateRusby
* JohnTams
* Clannad
* Wolfstone
* RunRig
* ProfessorElemental
* Tchaikovsky
* Smetana
* Borodin
* Dvorak
* ...oh, sod it. This is just getting silly. There's a lot.

'''TV AND FILM:'''

* FireFly
* The DollarsTrilogy
* DirtyHarry
* StarWars
* Jaws
* TheThing
* TheFog
* Soldier
* EscapeFromNewYork / LA
* TheExpendables and all the crazy '80s action flicks that inspired it.
* TheDambusters and old-school war films in general.
* JamesBond films. Sean Connery and Daniel Craig are best. In that order.
* JohnCarter
* TheATeam
* MacGyver
* Stargate
* WatershipDown
* TheProfessionals
* TheSweeney
* RedDwarf
* BagPuss - Well, just cartoons I grew up with, generally. Not so much the merchandise-driven US imports, though. Except ThunderCats. Everyone knows ThunderCats was awesome.
* CaryGrant films. Just all of them, really.
* ...this would probably be easier if I just listed genres, wouldn't it?

'''BOOKS:'''

Oh, dear. Given the number of entries under 'TV and Film' (I didn't think I watched much TV!) this could get messy...tell you what; we'll stick to fiction and non-fiction works written in a narrative style. That'll cut it right down.

* WatershipDown - Richard Adams
* The DiscWorld Series - Terry Pratchett
* The HorusHeresy Series - Various (Yeah, yeah. I know.)
* The CiaphasCain series - Sandy Mitchell
* Report from Engine Co. 82 - Dennis Smith
* TheBlackRaider - Kurt Weyher
* TheSeaUrchinsFirstCharter -
* HeartOfDarkness - Joseph Conrad
* MyFamilyAndOtherAnimals - Gerald Durrell
* The EdwardTrapp series - Brian Callison
* TheBattleOfTheAprilStorm - Larry Forrester
* The Sound of Wings - Spencer Dunmore
* A Fez of the Heart: Travels Through Turkey in Search of a Hat - Jeremy Seal
* Beyond The Blue Horizon - Alexander Frater
* The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien
* A Song of Ice and Fire - George R.R. Martin
* Ghost stories and Cosmic Horror by the bucketload.
* Norse sagas, world folklore and ancient myths of all sorts.


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