Now that I have your attention...
I'm a [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds disappointingly generic]] troper.
I'm also a:
*([[MostFanficWritersAreGirls Paradoxically]]) Fanfic writer
*[[NoodleIncident Notorius for taking speed prior to my school ball]]. It's on frigging ''Youtube''.
*Procrastinating sucker for punishment
*Person who doesn't understand the editing code fully
*Pop culture reference guy #3786251
*...I got nuthin'.