BOOBIES!

Now that I have your attention...

I'm a [[MostTropersAreYoungNerds disappointingly generic]] troper.

I'm also a:
*PungeonMaster
*Gamer
*Nerd
*([[MostFanficWritersAreGirls Paradoxically]]) Fanfic writer
*[[BiTheWay Bisexual]]
*[[NoodleIncident Notorius for taking speed prior to my school ball]]. It's on frigging ''Youtube''.
*Procrastinating sucker for punishment
*Person who doesn't understand the editing code fully
*GrammarNazi
*Pop culture reference guy #3786251
*...I got nuthin'.