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Dear Boss...

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It's true... you caught me, I guess. I'm not a real troper, I'm just a... Ah. Not sure what'd you call me. What do you think, {{Tropers/Bookhobbit}}?

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[[folder: ''A blood-thirsty sociopath with googly eyes and glitter.'' ]]


Mmm... Yeah, probably that. Hi, you can call me Infi; it's short for Infi. I like cute things, cuddles, warm hands, snuggle-bunnies, and [[BreadEggsMilkSquick serial killers.]] I may just be the nicest monster you'll ever meet! ...sorta.
I'm questionably female, heterosexual, California born-n-raised and currently fourteen years of age. [[CaptainObvious The latter is subject to change on a yearly basis.]]

My favorite things in life change at a moment's notice, but I'll put some current things here:
*[[CriminalMinds Crime shows]], [[HannaIsNotABoysName HINABN]], [[StarTrek the occasional sci-fi show]], [[DeadPool Deadpool comics]], and [[SkulduggeryPleasant modern/urban fantasy books]]. That is not to say sh- I mean I don't enjoy [[TerryPratchett the classics]]. And also, the occasional [[SoulEater good]] [[MajinTanteiNougamiNeuro anime]].


What am I doing here? Not even I know. After being sucked in, TV Tropes quickly ruined my life(thanks to a certain scalpel-wielding hobbit with a peg leg), and now all I do here is lurk. Maybe one day I'll be brave enough to edit pages without having Book check it every three seconds, but until then... I'll be mastering the secret art of levitation.

Speaking of {{Tropers/Bookhobbit}}, I may as well mention that all violence of mine towards her is good-natured. You see, we have a [[AMatchMadeInStockholm very]] [[NothingCanSaveUsNow special]] kind of [[MadeASlave friendship]]. I'm a horrible, yet [[EvenEvilHasStandards classy]]creature from who-knows-where, and she's a mild-mannered [[ShrinkingViolet bookworm]]. Together, we [[TheyFightCrime evade taxes and plot world domination]].

Also, sometimes I write and draw(pictured). I could put up the links to my dA but... you're not interested. :V
INSTEAD, how about some tropes that probably apply to me!? Yeah? YEAH!

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*{{Tsundere}}
*HeroicSociopath
*EldritchAbomination Oh, now that's just cruel.
*LargeHam This troper (if I could even be called such) takes LARGE STEPS.
*DeadpanSnarker Although, not nearly as much so as my companion.
*StrangeGirl ....GIRL!?
*LonersAreFreaks
*VitriolicBestBuds to Book.
...Yours Truly