Howdy, I'm Imojee and I use the word howdy in place of hello even though I have an American Neutral accent. Why? That's an excellent question.

I've been described before as a selfishly evil sociopathic bastard. I assure you, these claims are probably unfounded.

Me I'm a lover of comedy, horror, sci-fi, fantasy, romance, and well basically anything if it's done well. Oh, and puns, oh how I love puns.

And you know what? I didn't like ''PulpFiction''. There I said it. Everyone proclaims its one of the greatest films ever. But I just don't like it.

Quick things to know about me, I am: A guy, in college, double majoring, and mostly carnivorous.

Since this seems to be the thing to do on this site, here are some tropes I think describe me (work in progress):
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* {{Ambiguously Jewish}}: Enough so that I'm mistaken for Jewish by actual Jews.
* {{Badass Longhair}}: My hair is longer than yours, and I earned the badass title.
* {{Berserk Button}}: People who call me anorexic have a high chance of me eating their still beating heart.
* {{Crazy Prepared}}
* {{Evil Eyebrows}}: Just a bit, but noticeable.
* {{Evil Laugh}}: Always scares/creeps the shit out of people. Sadly it was evil sounding enough that past friends and girlfriends have asked me to never laugh around them.
* {{Evil Sounds Deep}}: Without seeing me and hearing only my voice, guesses tend to place my age in the range of "40 to a billion". I can only assume that by that age I will be speaking in something akin to whale song.
* {{The Illegible}}: All my letters tend to look the same, my hand writing has been described as "Babylonian cuneiform" and teachers/professors have begged me to never ever write anything by hand ever again.
* {{The Insomniac}}: The only thing keeping me from never sleeping is an unfortunate biological need for sleep.
* {{Knife Nut}}: I carry Ol' Stabby with me anywhere its legal to, and have knives stashed everywhere around here.
* {{Friendless Background}}: Been changing slightly recently.
* {{First Name Basis}}: Prefer calling people by first names.
* {{Looks Like Jesus}}: I've had people stop me as I'm walking to let me know that I look like Jesus. Growing the facial hair required to perpetuate this, just for the hell of it.
* {{Nice Hat}}: Never leave home without it now a days. (And no I don't suffer from {{Limited Wardrobe}}, I have several hats)
* {{No Sense of Personal Space}}
* {{Noodle People}}: Common reactions to seeing me are to offer me food.
* {{Real Men Eat Meat}}: Except I have to for my diet, plenty of it.
* {{Slasher Smile}}: There's a reason I don't show teeth much when I smile (an already rare occasion), this is that reason.
* {{So You Want To Live Forever}}: Why yes, I do.
* {{Stroke The Beard}}: Been known to do so.
* {{Ubermensch}}: Me in a nutshell, also related to...
* {{The Unfettered}}: Which also applies to me.
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[[folder: Tropes you think apply to me and general comments]]
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* {{Seme}} - Maybe het version. Don't know you enough, but you said you were dominant on Fetishes forum so... -@/{{Darkclaw}}
** Yeah I'm the het version.
* NobleDemon - If you're so evil, why do you help people on Insecurities? :P -@/MilosStefanovic
** It involves a plot twist.
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