SternTeacher. [[LumperVsSplitter Splitter]]. SerialTweaker.

Contributions:
* PseudoCrisis
* TinMan
* much of ''{{The 4400}}'' description
* ''{{Lost}}'' description
* DeathTropes category
* NeverFoundTheBody
* PortmanteauCoupleName
* ''{{SVU}}'' description
* IdiotOfTheWeek
* MeetCute description (after {{Gus}} created the entry)
* ConvenientlyPreciseTranslation
* CounterZany (named by DarkSasami)
* DoNotAttempt
* ExpandedUniverse
* NoTearGiftWrap (eventually duplicated by HollywoodGiftwrap, which was better written)
* SkepticismFailure (named by BluetoothThePirate)
* seed for OlderThanTheyThink (didn't write the entry)
* {{Unobtainium}} (but my part of it ended up being NotOfThisEarth)
* IHaveJustOneThingToSay
* ZanySchemeChicken (named by someone brilliant on the CounterZany page)
* TheGoldenGirls description
* StereoFibbing
* GameShowAppearance
* EliminatedFromTheRace (because it was sitting there all red and I felt bad for it)
* EliminationCatchphrase
* [[TheBachelor The Bachelor/The Bachelorette]] description (in her worst ever outbreak of [[SerialTweaker serial tweaking]].)
* LastNameBasis
* RetroactiveRecognition
* IRememberBecause
* OnceMoreWithVolume (named by a very clever UnknownTroper)
* LiteralMetaphor (named by {{lavalyte}})
* BrickJoke
* UnrequitedLoveSwitcheroo
* Significantly expanded the ''AllMyChildren'' entry
* PlotLineCrossover
* AlwaysABiggerFish
* ''{{Lost}}'' Character Sheet (which she cannot for her life figure out how to link here)
* FoilerFootage
* SpaceWhaleAesop (named by Snake712)
* PrenupBlowup (named by {{dockmarm}})
* IShouldWriteABookAboutThis
* TheHeavy
* PleaseDumpMe
* put together GeekyGlasses because it was languishing in YKTTW
* INever
* ''SweetValleyHigh'' description
* ''GrowingPains'' description
* WhosYourDaddy
* ''MiamiVice'' description
* ''MelrosePlace'' description
* ''TheApprentice'' description
* RuleOfPool
* InformedAttractiveness
* ThroughTheYearsCredits
* DiegeticSwitch
* RidiculouslyLoudCommercial
* Shilling The Wesley (named by {{Pawsplay}}, now replaced by CreatorsPet)
* LockAndLoad (named by UnknownTroper)
* launched SynchronousEpisodes from YKTTW Salvage
* {{Webisode}}
* launched CuffsOffRubWrists due to YKTTW languishing
* ''GeneralHospital'' description
* ''OneLifeToLive'' description
* TemporalSickness
* UnexpectedPositive
* BirthDeathJuxtaposition
* DramaticDislocation
* ShootTheFuelTank

Her favorite show (of EVER) is ''{{Lost}}''. As of March 2009, the show has around 1,100 wicks. IdleDandy estimates she's responsible for at least 750 of them.
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