My name is ''IWinTheInternets?''
My mission is to [[CaptainObvious win the internets]]. There is nothing you can do to stop me, but thanks for showing an interest. You atrocious skank.

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!This troper appreciates the brilliance of:

* TheCatcherInTheRye
* TheMightyBoosh
* FamilyGuy
* {{Rumblefish}}
* SinCity
* {{Watchmen}}
* FreddyGotFingered
* KatamariDamacy
* ShadowOfTheColossus
* AClockworkOrange
* TheSixthSense
* FightClub
* ToKillAMockingbird
* TheShining
* MostCommonSuperpower

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* {{Avatar}}
* {{Pettanko}}
* {{Anime}}
* {{Manga}}
* SeriousBusiness
* TvTropes

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* BigBraToFill
* EyesAreUnbreakable
* TheLastManHeardAKnock
* TroperTales/BreastExpansion
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I'm not trying to brag but, I'm the goddamn batman.