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* Vandalization complete. -Mr. Pastry
** Reply complete.
* Hello. Coffee? *raises flask* - @/{{Bisected8}}
** Hello. I'm more of a tea bloke myself.
* *Divebomb page* ~@/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
** Oi! Watch where you're diving!
* Hey Hellman! Just a postin' here to give the vandalism page more love! --@/EarlOfSandvich
** Much obliged!
* Ooh! OOH! '''TURGA!''' --{{@/Snicklin}}
** Yay?
* Vandalism done! And you can't do anything about it! -@/{{Spirit}}
** Goddamn it. You sneaky cake.
* I could have sworn I vandalized your page... >Puts up a Lamento poster< Soundtrack is great! -@/{{Enkufka}}
** Well you have now. I'll have to check it out sometime.
* The faeries were astonished to find that they hadn't vandalized this page, [[DeathBringerTheAdorable Hellman Sabian the Cuddler.]] The situation has been rectified... with cuddles! - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
** Aw, thanks.
* 6,7,7.5,8,(9),10,10.5,11,12,12.3,15,42,300,1337,9000,9999,31337,99999. Miss any? - @/{{TARDISES}}
** Too many to count.
* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeh6jhHLgtg NONE SHALL PASS!!]]
** Don't worry, I don't think anyone ever will.
* Hey, listen, if I ever die, I want you to take me to see the [[UsefulNotes/{{Basketball}} Knicks]] play at Madison Square Garden one last time, [[http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/miscellaneous/67922/colombian-gang-bring-dead-member-to-cucuta-deportivo-game-in-coffin.html just like this.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
** I'll try mate. No promises.
* {{@/Jinjoman}} says hi. He also wants your flesh.
** Hey, I'm still wantin' that flesh of yours.
*** I like my flesh where it is, thank you. On both counts. :D
* I'd have something witty and humorous to say here, but right now I'm just wondering how I missed this page for so long. -@/{{Phoenixor}}
** No need, "better late than never" I always say.
* You were nice at the role play and you are still nice at the cuddlepile :3 ~@/SpookyMask
** You're quite welcome Spooky.
* [[JustinBieber BEYBEH BEYBEH BEYBEH OOOOOOOOHHH]] [[MostAnnoyingSound BEYBEH BEYBEH BEYBEH NUUUUUUU]] ~ @/IvanTheMouse
** Good lord.
* Do you have a sister? -@/{{Kino}}
** No, I don't I'm afraid.
* du-dud-d-du-du!\\
This is for you!\\
Sabian, a guy who's cool,\\
Deadpan snarker,\\
Brillant for laughter!\\
Pretty smart too,\\
If I want an open ear,\\
I have you, sitting right here! ~ [[{{@/Inhopelessguy}} You know who writes the songs.]]
** Are you here all week?
* Wait... wait...? TWO SONGS?! YOU LUCKY SON OF A BI... I know a guy called Sabian,\\
His name rhymes with Kasabian,\\
And he likes them.\\
I find him to be a very sweet guy,\\
Always happy and kinda fly,\\
He's offbeat, I guess,\\
His intellect works so hard, it never rests,\\
I'm sure he's pretty humourous,\\
Although his wit is dry,\\
If he were to go, we would all cry. -@/{{Inhopelessguy}}
** [[HumorMode I'll give you an "A" for effort Hopey.]]
* Ailedhoo was not here. This is not vandalism. [[TrueArt It is a duck.]] -@/{{Ailedhoo}}
** [[BlatantLies This is not me replying.]]
* [[TeamFortressTwo Jarate to da face!!!]] ~@/{{raigakuren}}
** Gross. Thanks.
* Here. Again. Woohoo. @/{{InhopelessGuy}}
** Why so grumpy old chum?
* [[@/ShadowBender The Lord of Shadows]] [[color:springgreen:graces this page.]]
** My page is honoured.
* >attempts to pickpocket your supply of Septims< -@/{{Enkufka}}
** Oi, stop that!
* [[RicFlair Wooo!]] - @/{{Wagrid}}
** Right back at you.
* *poke* I vandalized. So satisfying. >:} - @/{{whataboutme}}
** I'm glad you got enjoyment out of it!
* You can't be that boring if you're here. - @/AmusedTroperGuy
** Maybe, maybe not. At least until someone bring in a measurement for dullness.
* You have been chosen. Accept this vandalization. -@/CrimsonZephyr
** I accept.
* What? Don't mind me. I'm only here for the steak. And your valuables... - @/{{Wolfenmaus}}
** I got my eye on you. O_-
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