Hi, I'm Helium Opera.

I am fourteen years old, from the San Francisco Bay Area, an Aspie, and very excitable. I love conversation, as well as argument, so feel free to partake in both.

I enjoy watching {{Anime}}, listening to music, in particular HeavyMetal and DeathMetal, and stand up comedy, both watching it and potentially doing it. I am also a ''HUGE'' Indianapolis Colts fan.

!!This Troper Shows Examples Of:
* {{A Date With Rosie Palms}}: All too often.
* {{Aspergers Syndrome}}
* {{Berserk Button}}: DO NOT insult me for having Asperger's. Really, just... don't.
* {{Cloud Cuckoolander}}: I often drink Pepsi in the shower and I sunbathe with bananas around my neck. Yeah, I'm just a bit weird.
* {{Bi The Way}}/{{Depraved Bisexual}}
* {{Crazy Awesome}}: If you like me, you probably think of me as CrazyAwesome.
* {{Deadpan Snarker}}
* {{Even The Guys Want Him}}
* {{Hair Trigger Temper}}: Along with the [[BerserkButton big one]] listed above, there's the AnimationAgeGhetto, conservative politics, [[CompleteMonster Fred Phelps]], the New England Patriots, and ''muuuuuuuch'' more. Might get around to posting them later.
* {{Jerk With A Heart Of Gold}}
* {{Manipulative Bastard}}: At my best, I can be one.
* {{Mind Rape}}: I am fond of using the "mundane" method.
* {{Perverse Sexual Lust}}: Right now it's [[BirdyTheMighty Birdy]]. Expect this to change often.
* {{Sesquipedalian Loquaciousness}}
* {{Wise Beyond Their Years}}

!! Vandalism

Are you okay with this section being here? ~ [[@/LandOfGold Helium Opera]]

Most people don't admit to Dates With Rosie Palms...so open of you. :) - @/{{Keybreak}}

BAY AREA TROPERS REPRESENT - @/{{Leradny}}

13 YEAR OLD CALIFORNIA TROPERS REPRESENT @/{{hipsterkitties}}

ASPERGERS TROPERS REPRESENT @/{{Cosmic Bushell}}