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-->''"Folders do not work that way."''
-->-- Oscar Wilde

I like felines and hate surprises. [[strike: You can mainly find me on the forums, either writing or lurking.]] '''Sorry; harmattane is chained to her writing thread right now. Please leave a message after the [[TimeBomb beep]].'''

Here is the serial story I am writing on the forums, in which I commit obscene, reprehensible acts with what might have been cyberpunk when it began. Only you can stop it: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=tidtg401cxm6c9gm5tsunsnz&page=1]] And the works page (please add tropes): [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/TroperWorks/TheDarkTriad]]

A shorter spinoff of the above, for the commitment challenged: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=xceu1bj2w19ihpz12fc7g9s1&page=1]]

Another one, in progress: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=hak3qu7flf2urdjgko5j3ufr&page=1#1 In which Death tells some kids to get off his lawn]]
%%More like "In which Haven inaccurately describes a story because it's 6 am right now", but hey.

Works page for the piece from hell, which cannot be read here and takes place around 150 years before the above: [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/DarthWiki/SlightlyMad here!]]

As well, I'm liveblogging the {{Dune}} movies because they're weird as hell. You can find those in the appropriate forum.
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* {{All Blue Entry}}: A lie
* {{Berserk Button}}: I am not {{Moe}}, despite the rumors. Cute is pushing it.
** It is safer not to not to betray ignorance regarding mental health issues in her presence.
* {{Bifauxnen}}
* {{Brutal Honesty}}
* {{Crazy Prepared}}
* {{Cross Player}}: Always.
* {{Expy}}: Of [[{{Neuromancer}} Molly Millions]], according to rumors.
* {{Fan Of The Past}}: History major, and while quiet about it, I'll share what I know if the opportunity comes to me first.
* {{General Ripper}}: Not generally, but this troper requests that you don't be shy about letting her know if you see her start getting into this territory.
* {{GIRL}}: Reverse.
* HiddenHeartOfGold: I'm not sure that I can add this without putting my life in danger but I'm prepared to make that sacrifice.
** [[BlatantLies Oops, I lost my mallet. You get off free.]]
* {{Jade Colored Glasses}}
* {{Lawful Neutral}}, so says the quiz. I'm not so inclined to argue with it.
* {{Modern Major General}}
* MegaNekko
* (Not) CuteBruiser: or security-guard-to-be.
** -gets out mallet-...-finishes reading entry-...-puts back mallet- :)
* {{Older Than They Look}}
* SelfDeprecation - prone to it from time to time.
* [[TrueArtIsIncomprehensible True Art Is A Waterslide]]
* {{The McCoy}}
* {{The Napoleon}}
* WeaponOfChoice: Mallets apparently?
* {{Well Excuse Me Princess}}


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!You may vandalize harma here!

* Why hello there, Harmattane. What's your favorite moment in any book ever? ~ @/AlirozTheConfused.

I promise to actually sit down and read your brilliant writing from beginning-to-end one of these damned days. - {{Tropers/Krrackknut}}.
** [[OhCrap Noted.]]

-Builds you a bunker of your own complete with minions and arms following the evil overlords list.- Go forth and Conquer- @/TuefelHundenIV

This page does not have a whole lot of vandalism either. Shame. Maybe it's because of your known distaste for others' definitions of you. But then, you don't make this terribly clear and even invite vandalism. I assume. How strange. I wonder what that symbol's referent. %%Tzetze

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I just vandalized your page! :D - {{@/Phyi}}

You want it to look worse, @@here is some Courier New.@@ - Tropers/AnonymousUser

||Well, who am I to criticize if someone wants their page to look worse? Here you go!||http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/000002051683_jpg_100.png|| - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}||

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