My name is Sam, Sam I am. Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

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!!!Tropes associated with me:
* BadassBookworm: Fairly strong, but I'm more of an intellectual than a GeniusBruiser.
* BlackComedy: Quite a bit of this in my jokes.
* BoisterousBruiser: I'm rather large and loud.
* BrilliantButLazy: That is often the case, though when I put my mind to something, it gets done even if other people would give up due to sheer stubbornness.
* DitzyGenius: I forget stuff a lot. Occasionally borders on AbsentMindedProfessor.
* EncyclopaedicKnowledge: I can rattle off facts about really weird things.
* GeniusSweetTooth: I like junk food more than I should. I LOVE MOUNTAIN DEW!
* HornyVikings: No, I prefer the real goggles-helmed ones.
* IntelligenceEqualsIsolation: Sadly true to a degree.
* MilitarySchool: I did this.
* ModelUnitedNations: I did this in high school.
* MustHaveCaffeine
* TheSmartGuy
* SmartPeopleKnowLatin: A little bit.
* SmartPeoplePlayChess
* SouthernFriedGenius: Not very southern even though I come from a southern state, but more southern than most from my area.
* SurroundedByIdiots: Happens a lot.
* TeenGenius: Spent my teenage years as this.
* TheyJustDontGetIt: I have this feeling a lot.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Mountan Dew, Monster Rehab.

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!!!!Works and genres that I frequently indulge in:
* TabletopGames: I'm a wargamer and a roleplayer.
* Music/FolkMetal
* MilitaryScienceFiction