Screenwriter[=/=]aspiring film-maker, born September 8, 1979.

!!!'''Created the following trope pages:'''
* AteHisGun
* CargoEnvy
* HotChickInABadassSuit
* IHitYouYouHitTheGround
* IShowedHerWhatARealManIs
* LunaticLoophole
* MacheteMayhem
* MatzoFever
* NoodleSutra
* {{Snugglebunnies}}
* UnkemptBeauty

Has also created a number of [[{{Creators}} creator]] pages(mostly just [[AuthorAppeal actresses he wants to fuck]]), and several movie pages, and the OneHundredScariestMovieMoments index.

He's also written a couple of fanfics; particularly ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3460966/1/Difficult_to_Fight_Against_Anger Difficult to Fight Against Anger]]'', a ''BuffyTheVampireSlayer'' fic, and ''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5659751/1/Knightfall_The_Movie Knightfall: The Movie]]'', a ''[[TheDarkKnightSaga Dark Knight Saga]]'' fic.

!!!'''Tropes that describe this contributor:'''
* AuthorAppeal:
** {{BBW}}
** HollywoodPudgy
** HotAmazon
** MatzoFever
** {{Meganekko}}
** {{Moe}}
** NerdsAreSexy
** UnkemptBeauty
* CloudCuckoolander
* GeniusBruiser: Is six and a half feet tall, and built like a mountain gorilla, and has an [=IQ=] of 133.
* SchrodingerFu: In high school, beat up the [[JerkJock football team's star player]] by windmilling and kicking wildly. Witnesses described it as the most awesome thing they'd ever seen.

!!!'''Five Favorite Movies Of All Time'''
* ''AClockworkOrange''
* ''TheBigLebowski''
* ''FearAndLoathingInLasVegas''
* ''{{Trainspotting}}''
* ''[[TheDevilsRejects The Devil's Rejects]]''

!!!'''Five Favorite Villains'''
* ''[[BuffyTheVampireSlayer Warren Mears]]''
* ''[[TheDevilsRejects Otis Driftwood]]''
* ''[[DoctorWho The Master]]''
* ''[[FinalFantasyVI Kefka Palazzo]]''
* ''[[CapeFear Max Cady]]''(both versions)

!!!'''Ten Sexiest Women On The Planet'''
* ''MaggieGyllenhaal''
* ''ZooeyDeschanel''
* ''AmberBenson''
* ''AliciaWitt''
* ''JudyGreer''
* ''AudreyTautou''
* ''MelanieLynskey''
* ''AsiaArgento''
* ''MonicaKeena''
* ''RosarioDawson''

I'll add some stuff about me when I feel like it.

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