''[-- [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gSWLOAKqRk Blink at the knifelight]] --]''\\
''[-- [[{{Music/Ween}} The water, it's cold like when I kneel at Death's Gate]] --]''\\
''[-- I am the bringer of the siege\\
Like a ground pig who awaits its master\\
I live in a monument to a fallen soldier\\
Let me lie awake and condense this fog\\
Bring me to harbor\\
Bring me to harbor --]''


Originally purported to be a giant sea octopus, but recent DNA testing shows that it is only the remains of a sperm whale carcass.

...Nah, actually, it's just @/MobileLeprechaun's alt. See that page for tropes 'n stuff. :B

Also, see [[TroperWall/MobileLeprechaun here]] for vandalism and merriment.

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* ''Captain,\\
Turn around and take me home...''

* Ah, Katawa Shojo, the only game where you can date adorable amputees. [-- ~Wacky Pancake --]

* Tell my wife... that she is a ''massive'' bitch... [-- ~The dying words of the Stalin Squid --]

* ''[[LegolasByLaura how can people put baby in the woodsand to die]]''

* CHICKEN FLOWER EGG SEED [-- ~Eldritchseer --]

* “BUT THE HALF LIFE!” screamed Gordon!, as he made a sending to jail and bacteria disolves the lab.

* ''I gots a straight-up boner fo' you all dearly. Never forget dat shit.''

* [[SuperiorSpecies “Weep away your world, pretty human, for it is yours no more.]] [[{{Narm}} Weep it all away in that pretty red spray.”]]

* ''Dude gripped Vincentz hand as tight as his schmoooove ass could as tha straight-up original gangsta lil pimp was born.''

* ''Da Final Fantasy 7 crew encountas a lil' small-ass crew of lil pimps dat done been rendered unconscious fo' realz.''

* Y'ALL DUN GONE SO FAR AS TO NEED TO GET EMAIL OKAYS TO KEEP THEM DAMN UNPATRIOTIC COMMIES OUTTA YER WIKI, ED?

* Oh haaaaai Prahm.\\
Jahst chehking to see eef yew beeeleeve in Jesauhs.\\
Ha ha ha.\\
~Tommy Wiseau

* LOVE KNOWS NO CARBON-BASED MOLECULAR STRUCTURE. ~Game Spazzer

* The studded leather was fine for a warrior, but if she keeps fighting she'll make daddy cry again. And daddy crying means Evangelion yaoi.

* ''and then they fricked in the booty''

* [[red:okay BUT LIKE IF U SEE JESUS PLEASE TRY TO F█CKIN CUT A DEAL OUT WITH HIM FOR ME OR SOMETHING MAN I HAVENT PRAYED SENSE 2004]]

* "Oh no, I hate being perfect"\\
...\\
'''YOU'RE WHITE.'''
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[--- [[http://img.ffffound.com/static-data/assets/6/a67862e6266762240045be52eb3c918350056921_m.gif Adorbs stinger.]] ---]